Aller au contenu

Photo

Unofficial Thread Dedicated To Stories Of Failed Missile Glitch Attempts (Post-Patch); Now With A Videos!


251 réponses à ce sujet

#51
Someone With Mass

Someone With Mass
  • Members
  • 38 552 messages

Lars Honeytoast wrote...

I may hold off on Platinum for a while just so that it sinks in for all the glitchers that it's over, I just tried a few matches and they don't know what to do once it doesn't work, and I'm sure as hell not good enough to carry on platinum.


Yeah, they're way too stupid to notice, so I probably have to give them a couple of days.

Or maybe BW should make a splash page about it.

Modifié par Someone With Mass, 24 juillet 2012 - 06:18 .


#52
Lucifuture

Lucifuture
  • Members
  • 516 messages

upinya slayin wrote...

LadyNemsis21 wrote...

Deviean wrote...

Was it THAT bad on consoles ?


Yeah unfortunately :pinched:


i've still yet to see it :)


Friggin smart people who make private matches :D

#53
Mgamerz

Mgamerz
  • Members
  • 6 137 messages
Nobody is making a video!?
Image IPB

Modifié par Mgamerz, 24 juillet 2012 - 06:10 .


#54
ntrisley

ntrisley
  • Members
  • 1 433 messages
Tip:
They're not using Gold/Platinum.

I just had three separate people play revolving door on my Silver lobby, ragequitting with their Strikers after only making Striker kills. One messaged me asking how I was making "so many missile launcher kills if the glitch is gone" while playing the Destroyer.

I kinda feel like Chris Hansen, but instead of predators I get morons.

#55
IllusiveManJr

IllusiveManJr
  • Members
  • 12 265 messages
I got a story now.
Dropped into a Hydra/Reaper/Platinum. There's a Demolisher up on in that area near the waterfall. You know, that area off the map. She's spamming her Striker in vain while the host and I are down in the hack circle. It was obvious that they were trying to missile glitch. Kept switching between her Cobra and Striker.
It was really funny.

#56
L.ast L.ife

L.ast L.ife
  • Members
  • 1 923 messages

Zero132132 wrote...

L.ast L.ife wrote...

You'll all start singing a different tune when they start rage quitting in nearly every to every other game you manage to find.


They only need to see that it didn't work once. When they ragequit, it'll only be that match.


You underestimate the total number of missile glitchers on consoles.  Overestimate the base IQ of the average XBL player as well.

#57
P51Mus7ang

P51Mus7ang
  • Members
  • 4 745 messages

Deviean wrote...

Was it THAT bad on consoles ?


Yes, you couldn't open a gold or Plat game, and even silver starting today when I opened a game to public there was a very good chance someone would glitch, I was getting tired of the reporting, although it doesn't matter, my XBL player rep which was 98% positive is now 90 some percent negative, all for leaving games early as I refused to stay with a glitcher.....thx to Bio for that

#58
Lynx7725

Lynx7725
  • Members
  • 1 568 messages

Someone With Mass wrote...
What, can't beat Platinum the old fashioned way? Stick to Bronze, where you belong.

Right, send them my way so that we can do some re-education...

Maybe now I won't go Silver, Silver, Silver, Gold, Silver, Platinum, Silver when I search for Bronze games...

#59
DayusMakhina

DayusMakhina
  • Members
  • 752 messages
They've fixed it? Yay. Now just to wait a few days for all the attempted rocket glitchers to realise and not bother wasting a slot in platinum.

#60
upinya slayin

upinya slayin
  • Members
  • 10 292 messages

Lucifuture wrote...

upinya slayin wrote...

LadyNemsis21 wrote...

Deviean wrote...

Was it THAT bad on consoles ?


Yeah unfortunately :pinched:


i've still yet to see it :)


Friggin smart people who make private matches :D


yeah i'm pretty much always in a private game and a big party lol. mass effect 3 makes me feel popular :)

#61
ntrisley

ntrisley
  • Members
  • 1 433 messages
HAH!

Best one yet. Scrub Krogan tried to charge a Banshee with his Striker out to missileglitch it.

His last words as he gets instagibbed?
"WHAT THE EFF! WHY DID IT FIRE MY STRIKER AND NOT A MISSILE!"

This day is going to go down in the annals of Mass Effect history as "MegaLulz".

#62
JohnShades

JohnShades
  • Members
  • 1 074 messages

Wrath of Conor wrote...

BioWare always likes to avoid confrontation so they just fixed the glitch and figured everything will work itself out naturally.


lol, Office Space?

#63
nhcre8tv1

nhcre8tv1
  • Members
  • 2 395 messages

Morning Elf wrote...

If people could record some of these morons, that would be fantastic.


I'm on it.

Mgamerz wrote...

Nobody is making a video!?
pandasnip


Again, I'm on it.

Modifié par nhcre8tv1, 24 juillet 2012 - 06:19 .


#64
Ziegrif

Ziegrif
  • Members
  • 10 095 messages
ATTENTION XBOX PEOPLE HAVING FUN!!
Blast this through your mics when they start crying!

And have fun!

#65
Mgamerz

Mgamerz
  • Members
  • 6 137 messages

nhcre8tv1 wrote...

Morning Elf wrote...

If people could record some of these morons, that would be fantastic.


I'm on it.

Cookies for you my friend. I will mail you some of my finest homemade popcorn balls that I give out to kids on halloween too...

#66
Conduit0

Conduit0
  • Members
  • 1 903 messages
If no one manages to record a video of a glitcher blowing up over the patch, I'm going to be one sad panda.
Nevermind, we have a hero on the scene!

Modifié par Conduit0, 24 juillet 2012 - 06:20 .


#67
upinya slayin

upinya slayin
  • Members
  • 10 292 messages

ntrisley wrote...

HAH!

Best one yet. Scrub Krogan tried to charge a Banshee with his Striker out to missileglitch it.

His last words as he gets instagibbed?
"WHAT THE EFF! WHY DID IT FIRE MY STRIKER AND NOT A MISSILE!"

This day is going to go down in the annals of Mass Effect history as "MegaLulz".


lol all the bad players are gonna get slaughtered today. this is sooo much better then banning them.

#68
IllusiveManJr

IllusiveManJr
  • Members
  • 12 265 messages
New story I'll type up after this game finishes up. It's going to be a good one!

#69
Mahrac

Mahrac
  • Members
  • 2 624 messages
Sad face that I can't manage to find a glitcher lobby

#70
Conduit0

Conduit0
  • Members
  • 1 903 messages

upinya slayin wrote...

ntrisley wrote...

HAH!

Best one yet. Scrub Krogan tried to charge a Banshee with his Striker out to missileglitch it.

His last words as he gets instagibbed?
"WHAT THE EFF! WHY DID IT FIRE MY STRIKER AND NOT A MISSILE!"

This day is going to go down in the annals of Mass Effect history as "MegaLulz".


lol all the bad players are gonna get slaughtered today. this is sooo much better then banning them.

No no, whats really funny, is that all these missile glitchers are going to get slaughtered, forced to play the game legitimately, and then just as they're finally getting the hang of playing the game without the cheat... Bam, August's ban wave hits sending the scrubs packing once and for all.

#71
Lynx7725

Lynx7725
  • Members
  • 1 568 messages

upinya slayin wrote...
lol all the bad players are gonna get slaughtered today. this is sooo much better then banning them.

Mind you, the ban should still kick in.. principles, after all.

#72
upinya slayin

upinya slayin
  • Members
  • 10 292 messages

Conduit0 wrote...

upinya slayin wrote...

ntrisley wrote...

HAH!

Best one yet. Scrub Krogan tried to charge a Banshee with his Striker out to missileglitch it.

His last words as he gets instagibbed?
"WHAT THE EFF! WHY DID IT FIRE MY STRIKER AND NOT A MISSILE!"

This day is going to go down in the annals of Mass Effect history as "MegaLulz".


lol all the bad players are gonna get slaughtered today. this is sooo much better then banning them.

No no, whats really funny, is that all these missile glitchers are going to get slaughtered, forced to play the game legitimately, and then just as they're finally getting the hang of playing the game without the cheat... Bam, August's ban wave hits sending the scrubs packing once and for all.


today is a good day in the mass effect universe. score 1 for the good guys :)

#73
raynebc

raynebc
  • Members
  • 85 messages

ntrisley wrote...

HAH!

Best one yet. Scrub Krogan tried to charge a Banshee with his Striker out to missileglitch it.

His last words as he gets instagibbed?
"WHAT THE EFF! WHY DID IT FIRE MY STRIKER AND NOT A MISSILE!"

This day is going to go down in the annals of Mass Effect history as "MegaLulz".


My Kroguard laughs at this.  He can ACTUALLY melee kill banshees because he's smart enough to wear them down with ammo and powers first.  Glad to hear the missile glitching is dead, although I'd been lucky enough to not end up in any glitcher lobbies for well over a week.

Modifié par raynebc, 24 juillet 2012 - 06:27 .


#74
Zero132132

Zero132132
  • Members
  • 7 916 messages

L.ast L.ife wrote...

Zero132132 wrote...

L.ast L.ife wrote...

You'll all start singing a different tune when they start rage quitting in nearly every to every other game you manage to find.


They only need to see that it didn't work once. When they ragequit, it'll only be that match.


You underestimate the total number of missile glitchers on consoles.  Overestimate the base IQ of the average XBL player as well.


Believe me, I don't underestimate anything. When me and a friend set up a platinum lobby, it was about 5 minutes of booting before we got two people that didn't have a striker with an ammo and stability mod.  We gave a Krysae player a chance, and he turned out to be okay, but yeah... did a lot of Platinum PUGs, enough to be concerned that me3mpcheaters was going to start labling me as spam mail due to the sheer volume of e-mails.

But the entire point was for an easy win. They'll quickly see that that's no longer a possibility, and they'll leave.

#75
IllusiveManJr

IllusiveManJr
  • Members
  • 12 265 messages
"I don't know, I've never used the Falcon." - In regards to not being able to missile glitch with it and actually having to use the weapon.