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Unofficial Thread Dedicated To Stories Of Failed Missile Glitch Attempts (Post-Patch); Now With A Videos!


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#101
bendermac

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Mgamerz wrote...

I can't hear him talking D:


sorry about that. it was the first time i tried to capture in-game-chat.

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Couldn't be happier!!!!

#103
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It's days like this that make putting up with most of the crap on forums worth it.

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formicae wrote...

Conduit0 wrote...

I want something epic, like some 13 year old blowing up over the mic after you tell them the glitch won't work anymore.


I want him to be 43, and to find out for himself after wasting all his rockets.

I don't know, a kid screaming and cussing like a sailor is kind of funny, an adult doing it is just, normal.





But I had the BESTEST IDEA EVEH the one recording the video should start asking about the missile glitch in the lobby, see if you can get one of the glitchers to explain and show you how it works in game. Then after the idiot fails to do the glitch you say something like, "Oh yeah, they patched the game so the glitch doesn't work anymore"
You then sit back and relax as the realization that not only can they not glitch anymore, they also got trolled hard sends them off the deepend.
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Modifié par Conduit0, 24 juillet 2012 - 07:14 .


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Oh, wow, so it is actually fixed? I saw the changelog and figured they just made it harder and/or decreased it's effectiveness.

Can anyone tell us how this affects legit Cobra use? Is there no more wind-up? 'Cause that would be awesome.

Also, is there a serious delay between firing two missiles now? I know that two in a row should generally be avoided, but when you've got multiple primes and banshees, your team is dying, and your first missile is a dud...well, you do what you gotta do.

#106
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Haven't found a missile glitcher person yet :(

#107
IllusiveManJr

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Conduit0 wrote...


But I had the BESTEST IDEA EVEH the one recording the video should start asking about the missile glitch in the lobby, see if you can get one of the glitchers to explain and show you how it works in game. Then after the idiot fails to do the glitch you say something like, "Oh yeah, they patched the game so the glitch doesn't work anymore"
You then sit back and relax as the realization that not only can they not glitch anymore, they also got trolled hard sends them off the deepend.
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That sounds... devious. Make it happen!

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Conduit0 wrote...

I don't know, a kid screaming and cussing like a sailor is XBox LIVE, an adult doing it over not being able to cheat at a video game is great.



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brblx wrote...

Oh, wow, so it is actually fixed? I saw the changelog and figured they just made it harder and/or decreased it's effectiveness.

Can anyone tell us how this affects legit Cobra use? Is there no more wind-up? 'Cause that would be awesome.

Also, is there a serious delay between firing two missiles now? I know that two in a row should generally be avoided, but when you've got multiple primes and banshees, your team is dying, and your first missile is a dud...well, you do what you gotta do.

There is a 1.02 second delay between firing, so it is about the same.
[You can fire 50 times a minute]

Modifié par Mgamerz, 24 juillet 2012 - 07:24 .


#110
IllusiveManJr

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"Let's just try some more Platinums."
"Nah man. It don't work on Plat anymore. Let's try Gold."

Can't wait until this match starts.

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theillusiveman11 wrote...

"Let's just try some more Platinums."
"Nah man. It don't work on Plat anymore. Let's try Gold."

Can't wait until this match starts.

Get your cellphone out bro. Record it.

#112
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 OMG!!!! this is so epic its christmas in july!

#113
IllusiveManJr

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Mgamerz wrote...

theillusiveman11 wrote...

"Let's just try some more Platinums."
"Nah man. It don't work on Plat anymore. Let's try Gold."

Can't wait until this match starts.

Get your cellphone out bro. Record it.


I told them they have to use two in a row to make it work now. BAHAHAHA
I'll try that next. I honestly don't know hot to work most of the extras on my smart phone. Give me a minute.

Modifié par theillusiveman11, 24 juillet 2012 - 07:29 .


#114
Biotic_Warlock

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Bioware has a sense of humour at least ;)

#115
IllusiveManJr

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If anyone has time right now, go search through Platinum games until you come across a missile glitch lobby. It's a lot of fun watching them waste missiles. One guy even used five of his because he thought he was doing this glitch.
I can't wait until these people go back to Bronze.

#116
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this tread is win, to bad I play on pc or I would have tried to record this happening for you.

#117
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Justinmiles19 wrote...

I had a guy swear so much I think he blew a gasket lol! I said hey.....they got rid of it and he went off even more best game of my life!


Made some popcorn in hopes of this happening in one of my GAMES!!!!!

#118
IllusiveManJr

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Just added another funny tidbit I heard. I can't wait until this afternoon when more would-be-glitchers get on.

#119
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Poetic Justice...so bad I am in the land of the free (PC), it would have been hilarious.

Modifié par LoboFH, 24 juillet 2012 - 07:56 .


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Sorry, double

Modifié par LoboFH, 24 juillet 2012 - 07:56 .


#121
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You know the devs have got to be laughing their butts off right now.

#122
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DNC Protoman wrote...

I can't wait to fire up platinum tonight for this very thing...


This..although I have been playing Plat with Xbox contacts mostly so haven't had to worry too much about it but it has been most annoying when I have gone on there and its messed up with missle glitchers. UGH. 

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I'm searching like crazy and I can't find anyone using the Striker! Whaaat, don't tell me everyone knows already?

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Our_Last_Scene wrote...

I'm searching like crazy and I can't find anyone using the Striker! Whaaat, don't tell me everyone knows already?


They're probably setting up private matches and trying it again and again.

'Just one more, bro, I think I almost had it. It's probably just lag.'