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What Are Some Of The Most Funny (Or Ridiculous) Reasons You've Been Kicked?


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UserUnknown85

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I usually have no clue about why I got kicked. Anytime it's actually happened I had a pretty reasonable build (as opposed to the javelin + falcon loadout I rocked a couple of times), nobody ever spoke up to explain why, so...

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2Shepards

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being a woman
french speaking team

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darkrogueninja

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2Shepards wrote...

being a woman
french speaking team

clearly these males have no love life and don't know how to treat a lady. Any girl who's willing to play mass effect multiplayer is welcome in my lobby. Just don't deem me responsible for my friends lack of tact.

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Spyr0x1

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For not talking... even though nobody else had a mic in.

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darkrogueninja

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This thread bring to mind some of wow crendors videos from lol and WoW
"I am a deusche bag! Don't know how to play my class, still do 20000k DPS!"
"Your doing *whatever* wrong" "Don't tell me how to play, /ignore!
Edit: If you haven't checked out these videos, I highly recommend them. Just search search youtube for wowcrendor. Although I assume everyone who's a gamer has seen then by now. Some nice person might also post a link

Modifié par darkrogueninja, 27 juillet 2012 - 11:27 .


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OneTrueShot

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Outscoring a team with the Eagle II without being on a caster class. They also informed me they reported me for cheating over the mic before they kicked me. I couldn't stop laughing for about 20 minutes.

"What the **** is that guy using? An EAGLE?! WHAT THE HELL?!"

Modifié par OneTrueShot, 27 juillet 2012 - 11:33 .


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Bruno Kitsune

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@OneTrueShot,

Same thing happen to me in the case I post on the last page, I was laughing on the floor.

When someone calls you a cheater but you are not, just more skilled… the only thing I can fell is…

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N7Kopper

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2Shepards wrote...

being a woman
french speaking team

You should make friends with that guy on the first (second?) page who got kicked by a team of feminists for being a guy then. An equality movement, it is not. Clue's in the name.

(Although I do have to say, I hate your signature)

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darkrogueninja

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OneTrueShot wrote...

Outscoring a team with the Eagle II without being on a caster class. They also informed me they reported me for cheating over the mic before they kicked me. I couldn't stop laughing for about 20 minutes.

I swear, we should have a signature that says "we don't like ignorance. Please think before you post, cuz its open season on your ignorant self"

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TazMonkey2011

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i have been kicked for my GT when i joined they were all like AWWW look at the 9 year old with his cute name XXX
i did not even get to respond and say hey i am a 33 year old male

GT TazMonkey2011

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ParthianShotX

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InfamousResult wrote...

They recognized me from the forum.

:whistle:



Ok.  That *is* funny.

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Urbynwyldcat

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I only vote kick people who are taking ages to ready and show no signs of activity.

I've been kicked for no apparent reason the second I entered the lobby.

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GethPrimeMKII wrote...

-Using a Geth Pulse Shotgun on a geth infiltrator (the host called my loadout stupid)


Not surprising. (and not ridiculous)

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Das Rouse

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N7Kopper wrote...

2Shepards wrote...

being a woman
french speaking team

You should make friends with that guy on the first (second?) page who got kicked by a team of feminists for being a guy then. An equality movement, it is not. Clue's in the name.

(Although I do have to say, I hate your signature)


Yes, make friends with me :)

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In re: salarian engineers on FBWGG.

I got once asked to switch to salarian engineer when I tripped into FBWGG. It was a fair request, the person who asked was nice about it and I was the last person in the lobby and the other three were tech classes, but hardly necessary and I wasn't about to switch away from AA especially for the fact I could still interplay with tech bursts and keep hunter overruns from happening with stasis.

That is, until someone said something to the tune of "just switch to SE, nobody expects you to top the scoreboard anyway". So I did, and just ran around the camping room in front of the desks spamming ED like a mofo and headshotting mobs, making it a point to only use decoy when a player went down and on the objective waves. Now, at this point i needs be said I wasn't reviving (not that players were going down often, they weren't), but on the other hand I was drawing heavy fire away from the downed player and the person reviving them. I was also the only one doing objectives, which luckily was a hack, a disarm, and assassination in that order.

I topped the scoreboard with something like 130k. Back in the lobby, I got myself a nice, unceremonious insta-kick. That wasn't that funny or all that ridiculous (after all, they asked me to switch to SE expecting decoys and didn't get them), but on the other hand it just goes to show you how petty, inflexible, and foolish some players can be.

Modifié par humes spork, 27 juillet 2012 - 03:56 .


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I think my funniest one was when I played my Melee GI, back before everything was nerfed to hell. It was on Silver AND on Glacier, so it was a guaranteed win basically.

I got two kick votes basically 5 seconds after joining. When I, out of pure curiosity and slight amusement) asked why they were going to kick me, one guy said "You're a sniper with a (BLEEPING) Scorpion!"
So I explained the build and told them to trust me, it'd be easy money.  So they let me stay and we start the match.

Now, normally when I played that build, I'd melt the first spawn in the early levels, and two spaws in the later levels, and then just casually walk around and fire some mines here and there, so nobody felt like I was hogging all the kills. But since I was trying to showcase the build. Obviously I outscored the number 2 by around 60 or 70K. I had 135ishK on Silver. After which I got kicked because "It's boring to play with you!"

:innocent:


I've only even been kicked one other time, which is when I was watching TV and didn't really pay too much attention to what I was doing, except that I did basically all the objectives by myself while the other 3 were busy killing mooks somewhere. And I got kicked because I scored like 30K less than #3. (like it's my fault that half the objectives in the game give zero xp.)

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I played my first operation overwatch today. The first lobby I find is hydra reaper gold. I think it's a risk (glitchers) but I have my ninja I'll be fine playing matador to the brutes alone. I end up leading the match and they were glitcher of course. The only thing I didn't like was marauders are too fast with their melee attack. If they are not distracted I get it hit but I digress.

We get back into the lobby the host changes it to bronze and I see a nice red X. And I'm chuckling because they are worried I'm going to play another match with them much worse a bronze match.

Modifié par archangelV, 27 juillet 2012 - 07:11 .


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RPGmom28

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Someone thought I was a child because of my voice- I'm actually a 37 year old woman.
Edited to add that my Origin ID is KaraPeters, so it should be obvious that I'm simply female.

Modifié par RPGmom28, 27 juillet 2012 - 08:08 .


#169
Grub Killer8016

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My GT, which is my username right now. People are shocked when they find out I'm 16 not some 7 year old.

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Senshirou

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Not having my mic on

Getting top score

Having my mic on with my gf yelling on her phone with her girls (dreaded day)

Being racist for not being a geth when everyone else was (the f***)

The list can go on and on