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GroverA125

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"A clip fell out, is it supposed to do that?" - When reloading on a caster class
"...There'll only be one bottle of medicine, sitting on the shelf..." - When a multi-kill is scored
"Everyone I know is dead..." - When all allies are KIA.
"Ribbit" - When performing an evade playing as a drell
"I'm on fire! I'm on fire!" - When hosed by a pyro.
"It burns us! It burns!" - Vorcha when hit by any DoT effect
"Giggity, giggity, giggity!" - When performing a Biotic Charge
"Rawr." - When playing as a Krogan during wave beginning.
"Can anyone else hear that buzzing noise?" - When reave is used
"Activating epilepsy mods" - Geth upon activating hunter mode
"Maximum velocity my ass!" - Response to Escort drone line involving maximum velocity
"Run! Run for your knees!" - Human upon charging a Kishock rifle
"SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!" - Homing grenade upon firing.
"activating iron man suit mark... I mean, activating devastator mode!" - Destroyer activating Devastator mode
"Falcooooooooooon Punch!" - Batarian heavy melee
"This armor does nothing! Why are we wearing it" - When hit by light arms fire

Modifié par GroverA125, 27 juillet 2012 - 10:03 .


#52
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Beeno4Life wrote...

"Peekaboo b!tch!"
-Shadow after shadow strike.


or "TAG! you're it!":D

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Killing anything with a Claymore: "Groovy."

A krogan in melee with a Banshee: "Nope, they're still squishy."

Vorcha upon extraction: "WE LEEVE!"

Paladin with shield deployed: [insert Gandalf quote here]

Staggering a Banshee out of its sync-kill: "That doesn't belong to you!"

Human female infiltrator firing a Widow: "B****es love cannons!"

Headshotting an enemy with a pistol: "Down ya go!"

Krogan killing a Ravager: "Heh heh heh. Like old times."

N7 Shadow killing a Phantom: "Leave sword-fighting to the professionals."

Batarian killing an enemy with Blade Armor recoil: "Last mistake."

Killing a Centurion: "SQUAD! You're next!"

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ABNDT wrote...

Staggering a Banshee out of its sync-kill: "That doesn't belong to you!"


Actually once inadvertedly spit out a Aliens quote over the mic in that situation

"GET AWAY FROM HER YOU ****!" 

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Qror_pl wrote...

N7 Rixus wrote...

When I get a killstreak ''I AM A GOD''.
Thats what I wished my characters would say.


Unacceptable, some atheists would get butthurt <insert popcorn here>


Oversensitive people on BOTH sides of the fence would be butthurt.

Edit: Me no type gooderest.

Modifié par Rifneno, 27 juillet 2012 - 10:00 .


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If only my geth could be a HK unit...

At the start of the match
"Statement: I am most eager to engage in some unadulterated violence"

On a reapers match
"Recitation: First, weapon selection is critical. If I see one more idiot attacking a Banshee with a heavy melee, then I'll kill them myself."

Shields down
"Aahhhh! What are you doing?! Remove the arc wrench, remove the arc wrench! Medic!"

#57
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Destroyer after being downed: "I'll be back"

Whenever you pass over a downed teammate without reviving him/her: "Play dead! Good boyyy. Tee hee"

Vorcha at end of mission: "My word that was exhilarating! Just to be able to finally unleash those carnal, savage emotions which have been bottled up inside so long, ever since Danny and Coco were born. I do say, my head spikes haven't been that rigid since Marge left the fan on last year. Gracious! We really must do this again. Let me add you on my iOmni V. Ciao!"

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And my favourite line:

"Tank Missile!" - Destroyer firing shoulder mounted missile launcher/ Firing Cobra missile launcher consumable.

For those of you who don't know the reference:

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Wintermaulz wrote...

Turian killed by Cerberus : "You humans are all racist!"


THIS

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GroverA125

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Rifneno wrote...

Qror_pl wrote...

N7 Rixus wrote...

When I get a killstreak ''I AM A GOD''.
Thats what I wished my characters would say.


Unacceptable, some atheists would get butthurt <insert popcorn here>


Oversensitive people on BOTH sides of the fence would be butthurt.

Edit: Me no type gooderest.


Simple fix: Make all Brutes reply with "Puny god."

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Rifneno

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Not amusing, but a badass line already in the game. Upon the first wave of Reapers, a geth could say the geth prime in London's awesome line: "We will not relinquish sentience. There will be no more compromise with the Old Machines!"

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another one:

"Where's your head at?!": when a shadow heavy melee kills a mook)

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Destroyer when addressing a quartet of Phantoms with a Grenade Barage:

"Cakes up ladies!"

Asari Adept when applying Stasis Bubble to two Phantoms:

"Shhh my sweets, it's Quiet Time."

Any character enjoying a moment of Death via Phantom-Sword:

"E-Gads Madame, overkill much?"

Phantoms... *Gibbers* Phantoms.... :S

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Oh, thought of another one. For when you grab an enemy (omni-blade or no;)

"Fist, meet face!"

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All characters sing Europe's "The Final Countdown" during extraction wave.

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Krogan warlord BC outa stagger lock: "C-C-C-Combo Breaker!"

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Vorcha spotting a Proximity Mine.. “Shiny Coin!”

Turian Hit By Pyro Flame.. “Stinking Toaster Oven!!

Any Female completing a Roll with players near.. “My eyes are up here!!!”

Batarian Performing a Heavy Melee…”Steve Austin, Astronaut!”

Geth Reviving Team Mate… “Rebooting!”

Any Human Male After Killing With a Shotgun.. “This Is My Boom Stick!”

Paladin Heavy Melee.. “Surf’s Up!!!”

Turian Seeing Banshee.. “Ex-Wife!!!!”

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I can't belive a lashing Phoenix adept with yellow armor doesn't already say "Get over here!"

I'd love it if my turian would casually yell out during computer hacks.."Hey moron, the computer's over here." cause I wouldn't be as polite into the mic if I wasn't such a chicken to talk to strangers.

#69
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I'd like to hear a Vorcha sing Bohemian Rhapsody upon entering bloodlust. All other Vorcha in the squad would head bang in unison.

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RydeCrash wrote...

Batarian Performing a Heavy Melee…”Steve Austin, Astronaut!”


Only if the heavy melee hits a nemesis or phantom.

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YIRAWK wrote...

Demolisher: Deploying dispenser!

ERECTIN' SUM DISPENSAH!!!


destroyer would be all :  ENTIRE TEAM IS BABIES!

Modifié par JohnDoe, 27 juillet 2012 - 11:05 .


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JohnDoe wrote...


destroyer would be all :  ENTIRE TEAM IS BABIES!


cerb engie builds a turret: "someone building diaper changing station!"

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Dying Geth

"This unit will be back"

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n7 slayer after decapitation: "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!"

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Anyone, killing anything: "THIS HURTS YOU"