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#101
ZGaiden

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PencilManners wrote...

If only my geth could be a HK unit...

At the start of the match
"Statement: I am most eager to engage in some unadulterated violence"

On a reapers match
"Recitation: First, weapon selection is critical. If I see one more idiot attacking a Banshee with a heavy melee, then I'll kill them myself."

Shields down
"Aahhhh! What are you doing?! Remove the arc wrench, remove the arc wrench! Medic!"


Lol. This. I might even pay for it! Thank you for the flashbacks PencilManners.Posted Image

#102
TheEldrazi

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I'd want my paladin to say stuff like "Avengers, Assemble!" and when he uses snap freeze, "I bet you feel pretty cool now!"

#103
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turian "i dismissed you now die"

Modifié par a load of stanton, 28 juillet 2012 - 12:47 .


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When getting insta-killed by a Banshee, most likely a human: "I DON'T SEE A MISTLETOE!"

#105
Fujiky

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Female Quarian upon going down- "My Bumbum!"

#106
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 Batarian starting round vs Cerberus:  Batarian “Humans are a blight on galactic purity. You sir! You are a blight! And you! And you, human. And you!”

Modifié par Wintermaulz, 28 juillet 2012 - 12:56 .


#107
Rickochet101

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I'd imagine all my human characters hollering out Starship Troopers lines...

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Modifié par Rickochet101, 28 juillet 2012 - 04:57 .


#108
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"Damn it! Watch where you point that thing!"
-Turians/Humans/Krogan taking friendly fire

"Better luck next time, ****!"
- Anyone released from Banshee sync-kill unscathed.

"I don't hate you..."
- Quarian/Geth/Cerberus/Prime turret upon destruction

"Still kicking ass centuries later!"
- Krogan upon Ravager kill

"We're not your slaves!"
- Anyone upon killing their Reaperized counterpart (Human>Husk, Krogan/Turian>Brute, Asari>Banshee, ect.)

"Scoped and Dropped!"
- Turian upon sniper kill

"Applying Tech: Overload."
- Geth Engineer upon overloading.

"Gift for you!"
- Demolisher upon throwing either type of grenade.

#109
SavagelyEpic

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KineticSymphony wrote...

I wish there were more dialogue period!
variations of "Shields down!" isnt satisfying D:


You know, if you get downed as a turian just after your shields go out he'll scream "Shields DOOOOOOWWWNNNN..."


xsdob wrote...

When a batarian revives a human, "Get up blight."

 

YEEESSSS this pleases me.

Rifneno wrote...

A geth about to sync killed: "Does this unit have a soul?"

... Actually nevermind, that's depressing as hell.

 

I'd pay for that.

#110
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Random Squadmate: "Hey, four-eyes, teach me how to punch a guy!"
Batarian: "Why it's real simple. Just ball up the fist, reach way back, and assert yourself." *heavy melees a target*

...What? We slipped into movie quote territory, I had to do it.

Right, new line time... umm... Oh, have grenade chuckers say what they just chucked out. For flavor, of course, since there's no friendly fire.
"Frag out!" (Frag Grenade)
"Lighting them up!" (Incendiary Grenades)
"Clusters loosed!" (Cluster Grenades)
"Lifter out!" (Lift Grenades)
"Shockers out!" (Arc Grenades)
"Fraggers launching!" (Multi-Frag Grenades)
"Seekers unleashed!" (Homing Grenades)
"Prox Mine in position!" (Proximity Mine [which is close enough to a grenade])

#111
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Salarian: I think the Krogan plans to eat me.
Asari: Am I hit? The human won't stop looking at my chest.
Krogan: After we extract, I'm eating the Salarian.
Human: Dude, I'm not the only one that's seeing this Asari "armor", right?

#112
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When Human Females work on hack objectives, they yell:
"Cover me!"
Then I'd have male humans/Turians/Asari response:
"Don't worry, I'll take bullets for you."

Modifié par Heldarion, 28 juillet 2012 - 05:22 .


#113
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"You no kill me! DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY!"

- Vorcha, when engaging the enemeh


Am I the only one who thinks that Blasto 6 is hilarious?

#114
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Badassfully....

#115
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oXTheReverendXo wrote...

Vanguard, as BC warms up: "To infinity..."
Vanguard, as glitch kicks in: "And beyooonnndd!"

Win^^

#116
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The destroyer and krogan should say I NEED MORE PROTEIN

#117
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Any of my characters...
"We'll bang OK?"

#118
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ToaOrka wrote...

"Damn it! Watch where you point that thing!"
-Turians/Humans/Krogan taking friendly fire

"Better luck next time, ****!"
- Anyone released from Banshee sync-kill unscathed.

"I don't hate you..."
- Quarian/Geth/Cerberus/Prime turret upon destruction

"Still kicking ass centuries later!"
- Krogan upon Ravager kill

"We're not your slaves!"
- Anyone upon killing their Reaperized counterpart (Human>Husk, Krogan/Turian>Brute, Asari>Banshee, ect.)

"Scoped and Dropped!"
- Turian upon sniper kill

"Applying Tech: Overload."
- Geth Engineer upon overloading.

"Gift for you!"
- Demolisher upon throwing either type of grenade.


Demolisher: "Hee, Hee, BOOM!"
Demolisher: "Pfft frag grenades, I use MAGNESIUM"
Infiltrator: "you call down the thunder, I'll reap the whirlwind"
Infiltator: "Roger HQ target sighted" *BOOM, SPLAT* "Target Down"
Infilrator Shadow: "I'm in ur base, killing ur d00dz"
Infiltrator Shadow: "Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men, I do"
Human Soldier: "SOMEONE GET ME THE D BOYS!"
N7 Devestator: "Someone Call for Delta?"
N7 Devestator: "I love the smell of napalm in the morning!"
N7 Fury: "I'm smokin' hot!"
N7 Fury: "Don't want to come over, FINE I'LL COME TO YOU!"

Engineer Turret: "This is your fault. I'm going to kill you. And all the cake is gone. You don't even care, do you?
"
Engineer Turret: "When I said "deadly neurotoxin," the "deadly" was in massive sarcasm
quotes. I could take a bath in this stuff. Put in on cereal, rub it
right into my eyes. Honestly, it's not deadly at all... to *me.* You, on
the other hand, are going to find its deadliness... a lot less funny.
"
Engineer Turret Upon Destruction: " This isn't brave. It's murder.
"

#119
3XT3RM1N4TUS

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Destroyer: "Who's your daddy?"
Demolisher: "A little C4 knocking at your door"
Paladin: "They got to go through me first"
Vanguard: "I can see my home from here"

#120
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Human soldier after killing a boss with a sniper rifle or assault rifle: "This is my rifle, there are many like it, but this one has been illegally modifide on Omaga"

Male human infiltrator after getting a head shot: "No face for you" in a cool Russian voice.

Geth infiltrator turning on hunter mode: "Hunter mode online" with Onstar voice.

Best I can come up with for now. Hoping the frist one isn't offensive.

#121
Rickochet101

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Quarian females: "Eyes on the enemy! Stop staring at my @**!"

#122
Digitalis32

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"kill it with fire!" seems most appropriate for a Vorcha, I love it when Vorcha team mates shout " big robot!" in the middle of a match - that always cracks me up.

what I would love to hear is when Krogan vanguards charge they cry out "For Tuchunkaaaaaaa!" as they fly past you in a biotic blur - it would be a throwback to the days of Worms where the pink protagonists kamikaze the enemy.

#123
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demolisher (throwing grenade): here, hold this

destroyer (launching multi-frags): LOOK AT ALL THE F**KS I GIVE!

krogan: I AM KROGAN!

general: I WILL F**K YOU WITH A RAKE!

general: I WILL S**T ON YOUR HAPPINESS!

general: I WILL TURN YOU INTO A TOILET AND HAVE A KROGAN WITH DIARRHEA SIT ON YOU!

vorcha (after killing a cannibal while it's eating): SNACK TIME COMES AFTER NAP TIME!

general (after getting up after being dead for a wave): ahh... good nap

general (after getting rezed): awwwww the floor was nice and cold

general (after finishing a wave as the last one standing): alright, where's my cookie?

human (after dodging a brute's charge): TORRO TORRO!

human (after rezing someone): you look like the morning after shore leave

general: sheperd has nothing on me

human (after getting a head shot): popping heads like cherries on prom night


and im probably getting a warning from a mod for some of those, meh

#124
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I think everything the N7 Paladin says is pure comedy.
It's not what he says but the way he does is so much fun.
Great voice acting.

#125
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N7 Shadow killing a Phantom with melee or shadow strike:

"I'm not left handed either!"

www.youtube.com/watch