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[kevchy]

Turian Soldier with Marksman: DAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKA GET SOME DAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKA!!!!!!!!

Modifié par kevchy, 29 juillet 2012 - 09:33 .

[AisyaS]

Today, for the first time, I heard a vorcha yell 'I'm aliiiive!' after I revived him. Oh that cracked me up so much.

[N7Kopper]

TheCourier_1 wrote...

I wish my engineer would say "Go for the eyes, Boo, go for the eyes!" with her drone

Tali already got into enough trouble with Minsc for stealing that one. Fortunately for the quarian, CHARNAME calmed him down, and buttkicking did not ensue.

N7 Demolisher using Homing Grenade: I AM MAGNETO, MASTER OF MAGNET!
Homing Grenade kill: [enemy faction], WELCOME TO DIE!

[Rebel_Raven]

I dunno if it's been said, but

*Receives mission!*

Geth (Any): *Low growl.* YOU HAVE THIRTY SECONDS TO COMPLY!!!
*Optional team killing*

*Hopes someone gets that joke.*

Modifié par Rebel_Raven, 29 juillet 2012 - 10:15 .

[Gust4v]

Quarian female: "Dodge? Dodge what? I don't see any enemy..."

[Archonsg]

Rebel_Raven wrote...I dunno if it's been said, but*Receives mission!*Geth (Any): *Low growl.* YOU HAVE THIRTY SECONDS TO COMPLY!!!*Optional team killing**Hopes someone gets that joke.*

Any Geth when a Ravager is spotted : "Attention! Meatbags in need of termination!"

Modifié par Archonsg, 29 juillet 2012 - 03:04 .

[tntk252]

When anything uses incinerate they need to start singing Disco Inferno.

When the paladin uses Snap freeze. "What killed the Dinosaurs?" *insert Snap Freeze* "THE ICE AGE."

[sackyhack]

Whenever an Asari on the team says "FOR THESSIA!", I want my human engineer who I like to imagine is a lot like the nerd from Robot Chicken to yell "ALSO FOR THESSIA!" after a kill.

[Titus Thongger]

TARGET CLOAKED

SQUAD KEEP MOVING

DAMN!!!

[Mandalore313]

When turning hunter mode on :

EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE ! ANNIHILATE ! DESTROY !

[SimulatedSnowman]

Haha when you're escorting a drone, the drone says "Recalculating... TURN LEFT NOW!"

[Atrumitos]

Geth when activating Hunter mode: "Excessive Force authorized".

Anyone using concussive shot: "FUS RO DAH!"

[RequiemPrime]

 Paladin:
*Snap Freezes someone*
"Too cold for ya?"
*Then hits them with Fire Shield*
"Then burn fool, burn!"

[tntk252]

Atrumitos wrote...

Geth when activating Hunter mode: "Excessive Force authorized".

Anyone using concussive shot: "FUS RO DAH!"

Give the FUS RO DAH! to an Adept using shockwave.

[DxWill103]

Human Biotic watching team mate about to get syn killed by Banshee.
No, don't grab him Mrs Banshee.
She proceeds to grab him
"I asked you not to DO that!" Biotic explosion sound at 'do', banshee staggered, player dropped.

[Titus Thongger]

ENEMIES EVERYWHERE

[LuckyBullet95]

Turian after his teammates scores a headshot medal "heh... do that again with a herd of rampaging klixen..."

Quarian to a teammate commenting on her jiggly bumbum "I have a [insert weapon]..."

Asari in between waves...

[RemingtonArms]

Before mission control pinpoints the last enemy: (singsong) "Come out, come out where ever you are."

Batarian Melee: "Falcon..... PUNCH!"

Krogan rage mode: "You. Better. RUN!"

Krogan/Batarian (out of ammo): "Punch Time!"

Krogan melee: "What did the 3 fingers say to the face?.... SLAP!"

Krogan (Reviving teammate): "I ain't carrying you!"

N7 Destroyer (out of ammo): "I GOT. NO. BULLETS."

Scoring a headshot: "Boom. Headshot."

N7 Paladin (Reviving a teammate) "Don't make me pick you up again"

[Darkshadowmark]

I want to see a mexican stand off between a brute and a krogan that ends with the krogan yelling "COME AT ME BRO"

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

Vorcha when activating objective, "Trust me, I know what I'm doing!"

Anyone, when switching to a shotgun weapon, "This... is my boomstick!"

[Sinapus]

Rebel_Raven wrote...

I dunno if it's been said, but

*Receives mission!*

Geth (Any): *Low growl.* YOU HAVE THIRTY SECONDS TO COMPLY!!!
*Optional team killing*

*Hopes someone gets that joke.*

ED-209.

[kingvenom41392]

 MR ZURKON IS HERE TO KICK SOME ASS

[Rickochet101]

N7Kopper wrote...

TheCourier_1 wrote...

I wish my engineer would say "Go for the eyes, Boo, go for the eyes!" with her drone

Tali already got into enough trouble with Minsc for stealing that one. Fortunately for the quarian, CHARNAME calmed him down, and buttkicking did not ensue.

N7 Demolisher using Homing Grenade: I AM MAGNETO, MASTER OF MAGNET!
Homing Grenade kill: [enemy faction], WELCOME TO DIE!

^ You win the classic gamers version of the internets. Hands down. 

[JerZey CJ]

ABNDT wrote...


Human female infiltrator firing a Widow: "B****es love cannons!"

Alucard approves

Side note, it was the ****s, wasn't it?

Edit: Really? That's censored? I'll take "What is a German political party from WW2 that was led by one Adolf Hitler" for $500

Modifié par JerZeyCJ2, 30 juillet 2012 - 03:10 .