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[M920CAIN]

iSpaceMarine wrote...

M920CAIN wrote...

Doctor Moustache wrote...

I'd be unemployed, addicted to fornax and red sand, spending all night alone playing Galaxy of Fantasy.

This, only I'd be playing Grand Terminus Alliance

Or some of those Asari porn games, maybe? No? ...Fine.

Hey... I didn't say no.

[Jamie9]

I'd join Cerberus as an Alliance spy. I like the stress, I guess.

[m2iCodeJockey]

I'd be f***ing dead! I was born in the 20th century!

Totally try to get Conrad and Gavin to build a time machine, offering to build their automation:
- Accidentally peek in on the First People
- Program an AI to solve the problem of getting home
- When talking to Gavin while thinking out conundrum prevention, Conrad fat-fingers CTRL+V on my keyboard, CAUSING a recursive function call...
- Someone tries to use the same mainframe to predict synthetic singularity and BAMB!!!
AI: "I am the harbinger of your perfection..."
Gavin: "Are we going to be Reaper chow?"
Conrad: "I don't think they're called that yet."
Me: "On behalf of all the people that are going to die: I hate you, Conrad..."
Gavin: "But... Coming here was your idea!"
Me: "F***!" *types furiously* "Quick! Hit that button to apply the pa-"
*fzzt!!!*

Inside the Reaper Realm...
Me: "I REALLY f***ing HATE you, Conrad."
Conrad: "I know... You've been telling me for the last 200000 years."
Gavin: "Shutup! Get back to calculating Pi..."

Modifié par m2iCodeJockey, 24 août 2012 - 03:20 .

[HARBINGER SR-1]

Sit in afterlife all day, snorting red sand.

[m2iCodeJockey]

HARBINGER SR-1 wrote...

Sit in afterlife all day, snorting red sand.

Hang out with this ^^^ guy.
Me: "Lemme buy you a drink. Gimme a hit-o-that. *snoooooort!!!*... ... ...I am a biotic god!!" *misfires push*
*table and dancer go flying*

[corkey sweet]

i said Alliance marine at first, but being a mercenary like Zaeed would be a lot cooler

[Doofe2012]

I'd probably just be a typical Alliance Marine. I'm an NROTC midshipman right now, so I have some practical knowledge of the way things work.

[FlyingSquirrel]

I'd move to the Citadel to do impressionistic paintings of the keepers. Only it would turn out the market is limited, so I'd end up working for Morlan until I got suspicious of his shady deals with krogan mercenaries and Armistand Banes. Upon mentioning that name to C-Sec, I'd get branded as a conspiracy theorist and put on a watchlist, thus undermining my prospects when I apply for a job in that elcor/volus embassy office. Chellik, however, would decide that my background of difficult employment history would make me a good fit for Chora's Den and would recruit me as the replacement undercover informant when Shepard talks him into getting Jenna out of there. On slow days when there was really nothing to spy on, I'd pass the time by coming up with inventive excuses to kick Harkin out of the bar. Eventually the criminals hanging around there would figure out what I'm up to, but right when they are preparing to have me killed, the geth blow up the Lower Wards during Saren's attack and we all die anyway.

[Errant_Geth]

C-Sec anything.

[Morty Smith]

I´ll guess I´ll do what I´ll do now, but with fancy space-sockets

[m2iCodeJockey]

Kroitz wrote...

I´ll guess I´ll do what I´ll do now, but with fancy space-sockets

"You mean 'Hyper-spanner.' Would you like some red sand? *snoooooort!!!*... ... ... I think things... And... they happen!..."

[T-Raks]

In my ME universe I'm Commander Shepard and I'm on a mission to destroy the Reapers. In yours? I don't know. Alliance I guess. But would your Shepard choose me to be part of his Normandy crew? If not, maybe I can help Anderson with the resistance on Earth.

Maybe I would even be able to get via the beam onto the citadel, so I could back you guys up when TIM shows up. That way I guess none of the good guys gets shot, because TIM doesn't even see me coming. And then the starbrat gets to see us three so you don't have to make your decision alone. Though if you want synthesize it doesn't look good for you, because I'm still armed and I won't let that happen...

[MassEffectBelzac]

I would go to afterlife, flux and other awesome clubs. Probably mate with asari. Perhaps serve on a warship. Although I love warfare, in the real life i would be better tech or something. Hell i don't know. Possibilities are endless :S

[T-Raks]

MassEffectBelzac wrote...

I would go to afterlife, flux and other awesome clubs. Probably mate with asari. Perhaps serve on a warship. Although I love warfare, in the real life i would be better tech or something. Hell i don't know. Possibilities are endless :S

That's only a "probably" in your book?

Modifié par T-Raks, 27 août 2012 - 08:43 .

[sH0tgUn jUliA]

arial wrote...

So, if you lived in the Mass Effect universe, what would you do?

How do you know you don't? It's the 21th Century. We'll all be dead by the time they find out.

[Abraham_uk]

I'd make sure I have the following

Tech Armour
Defence Matrix
Geth Shields
Energy Drain
Tactical Cloak
Combat Drone
Disruptor Ammo

Oh and an assault rifle.

Now hopefully I can endure the invasion.
I'd probably be on Earth just hoping that my layers of protection will make a difference.


Oh and I'd want to sleep with an Asari. That way I'd know that if the Reapers kill me, I'd die a happy man.

Modifié par Abraham_uk, 27 août 2012 - 08:57 .

[EricHVela]

Get an education, degree, full-time job, married, kids.

The usual.

Then, die when the Reapers invade because we lived near a plant that still made bottle caps.

[Abraham_uk]

Okay more realistic answer would be... Nope sorry. Realistic is boring.

I'd be working in a cocktail bar on Earth.
I'd create a brand new cocktail that would be so good, that I'd get fired for having too much "artistic integrity."

Then my cocktail will be sold all over the galaxy. I'd be a celebrity.

I'll call my cocktail "Indoctrination".

Modifié par Abraham_uk, 27 août 2012 - 09:02 .

[ticklefist]

I would move to one of the newer colonies and just adventure and explore myself to death.

[FlyingSquirrel]

I'd wander around the Normandy endlessly, never actually saying or doing anything but occasionally saluting Shepard. It seems to work for that guy in ME3.

[Reorte]

Doofe2012 wrote...

I'd probably just be a typical Alliance Marine. I'm an NROTC midshipman right now, so I have some practical knowledge of the way things work.

Looking at the ranks mess that would be a positive disadvantage in the Alliance military

[Scowlyface]

Eclipse merc wrote...

LanceSolous13 wrote...

Track down Kasumi Goto and help her get over Keiji since Shepard even fails at this...

Good luck finding her.

considering that she has a tendancy to seek out and make contact with pretty much anyone who puts in enough effort to find her, id say his odds are pretty good.

Modifié par Scowlyface, 27 août 2012 - 10:30 .

[Skirata129]

I wouldn't want to be in the mass effect universe. To get in on the inter galactic exploration side of things mean that you would also be alive when the reapers attacked and most chances of fun went out the window.

[estebanus]

I'm a soldier in the danish military, so I'd probably join the alliance.

[MOELANDER]

I would GTFO and seek refuge on Aldeeran!