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amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

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Without devolving into a debate AGAIN about book versus game canon, there are hints in the novels that Goldanna was lied to to keep Alistair's real mother a secret. Goldanna's mother was going to be his wetnurse, and pretend to have fraternal twins, or something. But then she died in childbirth with her real son then Goldanna was told a story and sent off.


well would be a nice twist to bad I suck at reading books haha


Yeah, really.  I like that story much better than Alistair being the son of just some servant and besides I really hate Goldanna. Posted Image


Yeah, his brother is a glory hound and his sister's a money grubbing shrew.  Think we got the better sibling.


Aww, I'm jealous my mage didn't have a sibling (I guess Jowan's kind of like a brother though, a selfish, blood-mage brother but still).

I looked and I could not find the thread with the info on the second book, but I found this link instead.  If anyone is interested.  Scroll down to where it says "Alistair Family Relations". http://dragonage.wik...i/Talk:Alistair

 I'm definately getting the second book for myself for Christmas. Posted Image


well I have the first book and I know the pressent under the chrismas tree is the second one but evil part is the one buying them for me is the one reading them hmmm and thay always say that men are the selfish ones


Oops, did I misread that?  Did you mean your girlfriend/wife is giving you the book but she's actually going to read it instead.  That is too funny.  I have so done that before, especially with games.  Gotten my husband a game, only so I could play it. Posted Image


well one thing is sure I bought dragons age not just for I'm a bioware fan for I was consedering not buying the game but mostly to torment a surten person to get back at hur but I have seen she has been playing I was already wondering why I had a lady char in my saved games and yes she had been romacing with alistair

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btw that was a realy cool spoiler and makes alot of sence


I really wasn't trying to spoil anything for anyone Posted Image.   But since I haven't read it myself I find the story of Alistair's real mother so much more interesting and it makes the game better to me, knowing that there is a secret that even Alistair is not even aware of and and there is no one else alive that can now tell him, expect for Arl Eamon I guess.  Besides putting a half-elf on the throne in a kingdom that pretty much hates elves really puts a smile on my face. Posted Image

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amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

Subject696 wrote...

btw that was a realy cool spoiler and makes alot of sence


I really wasn't trying to spoil anything for anyone Posted Image.   But since I haven't read it myself I find the story of Alistair's real mother so much more interesting and it makes the game better to me, knowing that there is a secret that even Alistair is not even aware of and and there is no one else alive that can now tell him, expect for Arl Eamon I guess.  Besides putting a half-elf on the throne in a kingdom that pretty much hates elves really puts a smile on my face. Posted Image

alistair hates elfs? I know he hated me elfs for being hard ass people like killing the scout in the wilds that was fun see ing him saying we dont have any time he saying you going to a tea party and then doing the action see he is dead and killing him haha you realy get some miner point with him there

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No, he doesn't hate elves. He's possibly a HALF-elf. Ruling a kingdom where elves are downtrodden.

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Alistair has a creepy line that makes him say he wants to sleep with you ESPECIALLY because you aren't human - grossed me out so much I don't romance him as an elf anymore.

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Subject696 wrote...

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

Subject696 wrote...

btw that was a realy cool spoiler and makes alot of sence


I really wasn't trying to spoil anything for anyone Posted Image.   But since I haven't read it myself I find the story of Alistair's real mother so much more interesting and it makes the game better to me, knowing that there is a secret that even Alistair is not even aware of and and there is no one else alive that can now tell him, expect for Arl Eamon I guess.  Besides putting a half-elf on the throne in a kingdom that pretty much hates elves really puts a smile on my face. Posted Image

alistair hates elfs? I know he hated me elfs for being hard ass people like killing the scout in the wilds that was fun see ing him saying we dont have any time he saying you going to a tea party and then doing the action see he is dead and killing him haha you realy get some miner point with him there


No not Alistair.  Fereldon in general hates elves or at least mistreats them.  As far as I know Alistair likes elves just fine (he really liked my female elf mage Posted Image, he even says when you ask him if he could fall in love with an elf that that's the reason he loves you.)  No what I meant was that the gray warden lady that is supposed to be his real mother is an elf, so that would make him a half-elf and if you choose to make him king then you would have a half-elf ruling a country that hates elves. Irony.

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SarEnyaDor wrote...

Alistair has a creepy line that makes him say he wants to sleep with you ESPECIALLY because you aren't human - grossed me out so much I don't romance him as an elf anymore.


Isnt that precious. He will turn out more kinky than anyone could have imagined by his innocent looks.
Keep it coming :P

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Yes. Well. It's fairly established that there are no such things as half-elves in the Dragon Age universe. Children of mixed parentage are always human.

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I get the feeling he plays with his figurines on your body ala Armegeddon and the animal crackers LOL

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Cybercat999 wrote...

SarEnyaDor wrote...

Alistair has a creepy line that makes him say he wants to sleep with you ESPECIALLY because you aren't human - grossed me out so much I don't romance him as an elf anymore.


Isnt that precious. He will turn out more kinky than anyone could have imagined by his innocent looks.
Keep it coming :P





Yeah, him AND Cullen.  Kinky Templar boys.

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btw what about if a elf and a dwarf had a child what would it be?

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No idea. Probably dwarf dominant.

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Subject696 wrote...

btw what about if a elf and a dwarf had a child what would it be?


Very unlucky.

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OK, now that I'm repulsed....





Kinky Templars, ladies and gents....

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ow yes there is some one here that would like to know "is there away to make the lady have char to have the child insted of morrigan?" seems the person that asks those not like the idea

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kinky Templars ugh hardly find them kinky its more or less that I vind dark and evil witchis

* even in realy live hahah*


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ow yes there is some one here that would like to know "is there away to make the lady have char to have the child insted of morrigan?" seems the person that asks those not like the idea



Uh, Morrigan wouldn't give up that power. And the PC may not be able to carry a child.

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Sialater wrote...

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ow yes there is some one here that would like to know "is there away to make the lady have char to have the child insted of morrigan?" seems the person that asks those not like the idea



Uh, Morrigan wouldn't give up that power. And the PC may not be able to carry a child.


whaha cool I will say that maby I could start playing again

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Q: What's the difference between being kinky and being perverted?





A: Kinky is using a feather, perverted is using the whole chicken.

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SarEnyaDor wrote...

Q: What's the difference between being kinky and being perverted?


A: Kinky is using a feather, perverted is using the whole chicken.


okej might sound like a idiot but I dont get it:mellow:

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um.... picture running a feather up someone's naked thigh.... okay now picture trying to rub a chicken on someone's thigh..... hope that visual helps... :s

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um.... picture running a feather up someone's naked thigh.... okay now picture trying to rub a chicken on someone's thigh..... hope that visual helps... :s


okej I can pitcher a feather *kinda bringing me on the wrong track at the moment*  but I cant pitcher the chicken and what it has to do with a purf :o:whistle:

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Sialater wrote...

Cybercat999 wrote...

SarEnyaDor wrote...

Alistair has a creepy line that makes him say he wants to sleep with you ESPECIALLY because you aren't human - grossed me out so much I don't romance him as an elf anymore.


Isnt that precious. He will turn out more kinky than anyone could have imagined by his innocent looks.
Keep it coming :P





Yeah, him AND Cullen.  Kinky Templar boys.


I knew there was a reason why I found Templars so sexy :wub:

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um.... picture running a feather up someone's naked thigh.... okay now picture trying to rub a chicken on someone's thigh..... hope that visual helps... :s


Is it wrong to be oddly aroused and a little hungry now?

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Bomfy wrote...

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um.... picture running a feather up someone's naked thigh.... okay now picture trying to rub a chicken on someone's thigh..... hope that visual helps... :s


Is it wrong to be oddly aroused and a little hungry now?


my friend I dont think it would be Wrong haha for if you are a man and you ahve to pitcher the "Running a feather up someone's naked thigh" we men are realy good at pitcturing that:whistle: