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[GeezGreg]

silverignika wrote...

Dearest Locust, you were my go-to SMG in ME2. I'll always remember our golden years, gunning down Mercs and Collectors and Shadow Broker goons alike. Your virtually nonexistent recoil, your rapid fire, your forward grip I insisted on not using... those were the glory days, indeed.

Time has been cruel, old friend.

 This is exactly how i feel about the Locust... We've had a good run my old friend.

[k1ngl1ves]

If I could throw the Eagle, it might do more damage. Maybe some cranial hemorrhaging...

[d3athkill]

Hornet you bounce up and down in all the right ways

[CDR109]

Particle Rifle your green laser wooks pwetty

[wolfsite]

The Incisor is great...... in ME2 squad hands.

[Pyro666999]

 The Arc pistol looks absolutely terific on paper

[DullahansXMark]

Striker Assault Rifle, I love how you make up for doing almost no damage by having a slight AoE effect.

[Urdnot Trex]

Wraith I love that you are my bling bling gun! Bring back 007 Goldeneye! If only it were as powerful...

[ShiroDNX]

Shuriken, Shuriken... I love how suited you are with your name.

'Cause every time I think of you, I want to throw you into someone's head, or a wall.

[misery786]

The Hornet - at least the Assault Troopers make good use of you.

[whothehellstolemyname]

Oh Mattock, it's not like I needed that right index finger for any legitimate reason

[nicethugbert]

It's shiney!

[mrs_anomaly]

whothehellstolemyname wrote...

Oh Mattock, it's not like I needed that right index finger for any legitimate reason

OH M G...that...is so damn hilarious  I'm always in disagreement with my teammates when I pick an AR bc I refuse to use my Mattock X because it is painful to use!


So, Dear Geth SMG, you make the most awesome pew pew sounds and spurt out the most steady stream of ammo ever! 

[vonSlash]

Dear Cobra Missile Launcher,
I really wish you weren't necessary - you clutter up my back and give the Powers That Be an excuse to make higher difficulties boss spamfests. However, I can't help but be on your side after all those thousands of times that missile glitchers abused you. Just remember, they're gone and they can't misuse you anymore. It'll be okay.

Dear Reegar "Carbine",
You look good in blue.

[Emissary of the Collectors]

The Hurricane looks kind of like the Halo SMG...but it still sucks

[brskeen]

Oh, my dear Revenant! I remember when I first saw you on the Collector ship-love at first sight! I took you everywhere and with a gentle finger on the trigger, I could make you dance. Sadly though, I've changed; you're not made of a55 and recoil, are you? It must be my flawed perception, it must be!

[KiraTsukasa]

The Incisor: Makes a GREAT door stop.

[Aspia Shadowborne]

The Incisor sniper rifle. Who needs stopping power when it looks so pretty...

[soldo9149]

brskeen wrote...

Oh, my dear Revenant! I remember when I first saw you on the Collector ship-love at first sight! I took you everywhere and with a gentle finger on the trigger, I could make you dance. Sadly though, I've changed; you're not made of a55 and recoil, are you? It must be my flawed perception, it must be!

+1

[Uchimura]

All sniper rifles: thank you for letting me have a closer look at phantoms and nemesis.

[rockthatwood]

gimmethegepgun wrote...

Javelin, you sound cool when you're charging up a shot.

VWOOP


Also...Krysae, you are such a strong weapon.

EDIT: are these supposed to be sarcastic?

Modifié par rockthatwood, 30 juillet 2012 - 01:40 .

[rockthatwood]

Pyro666999 wrote...

 The Arc pistol looks absolutely terific on paper

Don't you badmouth my arc pistol....

[skergx120]

Unfair_Banana wrote...

Daaaang, Shuriken. You so liiiiight