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The alien classes are USELESS.


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It should come as no surprise to anyone that humanity is lightyears ahead of the other races, as usual. However, in this game the differences are ridiculous. Let's take a look:

Turian: Sluggish and can't even roll. Their powers are a joke and where are the grenades?

Krogan: Even more sluggish. What good are a high amout of hit points if you're unable to get out of the line of fire?

Asari: No singularity? Completely useless escuse for a biotic.

The rest of the races are, as you can guess, as worthless as they are ugly.

I once played with an Asari in my team. She was completely useless and didn't contribute at all. As I stood behind her, I thought about disabling her with a shot to her knees, and then torturing this filthy alien for a while before I executed her. But of course, without friendly fire this was not an option. A shame.

The alien classes in multiplayer are disgusting and are only good for one thing: Bait, and training (you bind them to a pole and then fire at them, preferably shooting of limbs so that they bleed to death).

Filthy aliens will never stand in the way of completely pure teams of Human classes. The alien classes are so ridiculously bad that you think their stats are a joke from the developers.

As always, we must remember our fine race's greatest hero and icon, the shining star who keeps aliens at bay and keeps humanity at the top of the galaxy.

Heil, Cerberus! Heil, Illusive Man! :police:

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trolled line -> ___________________________________________________

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You cerberus scum.

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racist

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You're a traitor to the alliance.

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AdamWeith wrote...

It should come as no surprise to anyone that humanity is lightyears ahead of the other races, as usual. However, in this game the differences are ridiculous. Let's take a look:

Turian: Sluggish and can't even roll. Their powers are a joke and where are the grenades?

Krogan: Even more sluggish. What good are a high amout of hit points if you're unable to get out of the line of fire?

Asari: No singularity? Completely useless escuse for a biotic.

The rest of the races are, as you can guess, as worthless as they are ugly.

I once played with an Asari in my team. She was completely useless and didn't contribute at all. As I stood behind her, I thought about disabling her with a shot to her knees, and then torturing this filthy alien for a while before I executed her. But of course, without friendly fire this was not an option. A shame.

The alien classes in multiplayer are disgusting and are only good for one thing: Bait, and training (you bind them to a pole and then fire at them, preferably shooting of limbs so that they bleed to death).

Filthy aliens will never stand in the way of completely pure teams of Human classes. The alien classes are so ridiculously bad that you think their stats are a joke from the developers.

As always, we must remember our fine race's greatest hero and icon, the shining star who keeps aliens at bay and keeps humanity at the top of the galaxy.

Heil, Cerberus! Heil, Illusive Man! :police:

 
hahahahahahha noob and racist :P

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 But...Asari, and Quarian bumbums are so win!

:D

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Zenor wrote...

You're a traitor to the alliance.

No... no.... you have betrayed humanity, Zenor!

You have chosen to swallow the anti-human agenda that the Council spoonfeed you!

Can't you see, Zenor... that the Alliance HAS FAILED!?

Modifié par AdamWeith, 30 juillet 2012 - 05:13 .


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i bet this guy hates jews. LOL JK

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Conniving_Eagle

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You and the TIM would get on great. We all know he plays the Human Vanguard 24/7 in MP.

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artificial-ignorance wrote...

i bet this guy hates jews. LOL JK

Jews are pure humans, my friend. I have nothing against them.

It is the aliens I have a problem with. They invade our homes, destroy our lives, and threaten our purity!

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I wonder how this is going to end.

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I agree OP, **** the xenos scum.

N7 fo' life.

Modifié par Kyerea, 30 juillet 2012 - 05:19 .


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SparkeeLecaro

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7/10 would consider reading again if there's nothing good on television.

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DimJinY

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Pfff...

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Qror_pl

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When I saw the OP's post:
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When I saw people react:
This is a troll thread,
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 Damn trolls

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brblx

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This would be 'speciesist,' I think.

It'/s not like he's talking about a planet full of asians or something.

Modifié par brblx, 30 juillet 2012 - 05:20 .


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AdamWeith

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Kyerea wrote...

I agree OP, **** the xenos scum.


I suggest that the Illusive Man be awarded the title of God-Emprah.

Cronos Station also needs to be outfitted with a a Golden Throne... no wait, that would imply he's physically incapacitated.

Modifié par AdamWeith, 30 juillet 2012 - 05:21 .


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But...you haven't even unlocked HALF of the characters...there are plenty of great characters...

Turian Sentinel = Light and Diverse Caster Tank

Krogan Sentinel = Screw Powers, Carry Heavy Weapons

Quarian F. Engineer = Good Turrent, Cyro/Incin Combo

Quarian M. Engineer = Self-Tech-Burst-Master/Spawn Wiper

Quarian M. Infiltrator = Similiar to QME, but cloaks and no incin

Krogan Battlemaster = The Greatest Tank

Geth Engineer = The Only Actual "Medic"

Geth Infiltrator = Makes All Guns OP

and many many more


Edit: Singularity is useless anyway on gold/plat

Modifié par Kataigida, 30 juillet 2012 - 05:23 .


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Lol this makes me want gruesome deaths in mp.

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MrFuddyDuddy

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racist thread is racist

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You can't hate on the Quarian jiggly bumbum.

I'm pretty sure there's a galactic law against doing so.

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Kyerea wrote...

I agree OP, **** the xenos scum.

N7 fo' life.

Exterminatus?