Turian: Sluggish and can't even roll. Their powers are a joke and where are the grenades?
Krogan: Even more sluggish. What good are a high amout of hit points if you're unable to get out of the line of fire?
Asari: No singularity? Completely useless escuse for a biotic.
The rest of the races are, as you can guess, as worthless as they are ugly.
I once played with an Asari in my team. She was completely useless and didn't contribute at all. As I stood behind her, I thought about disabling her with a shot to her knees, and then torturing this filthy alien for a while before I executed her. But of course, without friendly fire this was not an option. A shame.
The alien classes in multiplayer are disgusting and are only good for one thing: Bait, and training (you bind them to a pole and then fire at them, preferably shooting of limbs so that they bleed to death).
Filthy aliens will never stand in the way of completely pure teams of Human classes. The alien classes are so ridiculously bad that you think their stats are a joke from the developers.
As always, we must remember our fine race's greatest hero and icon, the shining star who keeps aliens at bay and keeps humanity at the top of the galaxy.
Heil, Cerberus! Heil, Illusive Man!




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