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The alien classes are USELESS.


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#51
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AdamWeith wrote...

It should come as no surprise to anyone that humanity is lightyears ahead of the other races, as usual. However, in this game the differences are ridiculous. Let's take a look:

Turian: Sluggish and can't even roll. Their powers are a joke and where are the grenades?

Krogan: Even more sluggish. What good are a high amout of hit points if you're unable to get out of the line of fire?

Asari: No singularity? Completely useless escuse for a biotic.

The rest of the races are, as you can guess, as worthless as they are ugly.

I once played with an Asari in my team. She was completely useless and didn't contribute at all. As I stood behind her, I thought about disabling her with a shot to her knees, and then torturing this filthy alien for a while before I executed her. But of course, without friendly fire this was not an option. A shame.

The alien classes in multiplayer are disgusting and are only good for one thing: Bait, and training (you bind them to a pole and then fire at them, preferably shooting of limbs so that they bleed to death).

Filthy aliens will never stand in the way of completely pure teams of Human classes. The alien classes are so ridiculously bad that you think their stats are a joke from the developers.

As always, we must remember our fine race's greatest hero and icon, the shining star who keeps aliens at bay and keeps humanity at the top of the galaxy.

Heil, Cerberus! Heil, Illusive Man! :police:


Sorry, but both Turian Soldier and Sentinels have amazing weapon stabilty and accuracy.

Asari's rule in biotics, especially with Stasis.

Quarian Engineer (Tally) have great crowed control with cryo explosions and weakening/damaging armor.

Infiltrators, well the Salarian has a big plus thanks to energy drain (TC fire one power when cloaked is great).

Vangaurds, you can have tons of fun with the sheer force and size of Krogans, Asari also is fantastic with stasis + charge = watch multipul deaths pop out.

I rarely play any human class, even the new ones. The shadow is great with melee, but still lacks phantoms deadly palm blaster.

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...das racist.

#53
tntk252

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**** them? Gladly.

#54
JaimasOfRaxis

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THAT'S RACIST

#55
Uchimura

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OP masking his real life racism with mass effect racism.

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Rifneno wrote...

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XD Thank you. Thank you so much.

#57
SSPBOURNE

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When we discover alien life, I'm going to show them this thread.

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DJCubed wrote...

 But...Asari, and Quarian bumbums are so win!

:D

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Rebel_Raven

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The great equalizer. snoo snoo

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Alright, OP-scum! Listen up! The Xeno' armies are-a coming, my enemy. And they will tear down the walls of Cerberus! Soon humans will be reduced to begging for mercy. And you will be standing at my feet... And you will say... "Please, sir, can I troll some more?"

I will say "Yes. Yes you may." because you are hilariopus.

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Rifneno wrote...

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+1

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d3athkill wrote...

Real question why arn't there any black people in multiplayer

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WHAAAT. You cant even see any of the humans faces. 0.0

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Kai Leng is that you? How the hell did you survive getting stabbed in the side.

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AdamWeith

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Shepard Cmdr wrote...

Kai Leng is that you? How the hell did you survive getting stabbed in the side.


I am not Leng. However, before his death he taught me a great deal about t̶r̶o̶l̶l̶i̶n̶g telling your enemies the hard truth.

It is rumored that he got Shepard real mad with a certain mail after our success on Thessia.

Also, he's was better known by his stage name.

Modifié par AdamWeith, 30 juillet 2012 - 06:17 .


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Don't these troll threads take up bandwidth? 

Modifié par Imanol de Tafalla, 30 juillet 2012 - 06:19 .


#66
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I actually thought you were serious until you got to the Asari.

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AdamWeith wrote...

DJCubed wrote...

 But...Asari, and Quarian bumbums are so win!

:D

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Renegade options don't lead to madness! Renegade options lead to getting what needs to be done, regardless of the cost.

Renegade is not self sacrifice.

You know what to do.

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HeartBreak301 wrote...

Kyerea wrote...

I agree OP, **** the xenos scum.

N7 fo' life.

Exterminatus?

Yes!

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Rifneno wrote...

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Are you a noob?

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No love for the jiggly quarian bum-bums?

YOU HERETIC

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landylan wrote...

Are you a noob?


Obviously you haven't learnt how to sniff out a troll yet.

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I lol'd at people taking the TO seriously.

@OP

May we f*** the Asari and Quarians?

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OP I want the minute back I used to skimp over your post or at least a monetary compensation of 2 euros.

#75
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I just got up and read this.

I rolled my eyes and sighed.