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[Conniving_Eagle]

 

[The Love Runner]

(After Kai Leng steals Shepard's cereal)
Shepard (In Batman Voice): WHERE'S MY CEREAL??!!


Kai Leng (To Javik regarding the Cerberus Operative): Or perhaps he's wondering why you would shoot someone before you throw him out the airlock.

Modifié par Galactic Runner, 18 août 2012 - 08:59 .

[AresKeith]

I heard Bioware was gonna add in Kai Leng breaking into the Normandy, maybe he was gonna eat some cereal

[AresKeith]

Conniving_Eagle wrote...

 

thats just wrong lol

[I Tsunayoshi I]

MadCat221 wrote...

Me in gameplay against a Phantom: *WHAM SLAM BAM* (Wham = Vanguard Charge, Slam = Vanguard Nova, Bam = Graal augmented by Shotgun Synergy), and a splattered phantom that stood no chance. Cutscene against Kai Leng: Peashooter gun, and that's it.

Surprised that no one attempted a sex joke about this then again, Vanguards will **** anything on two legs, and a few things on four, while showing no concern for the mess left behind.

[AresKeith]

Sora Kitano wrote...

MadCat221 wrote...

Me in gameplay against a Phantom: *WHAM SLAM BAM* (Wham = Vanguard Charge, Slam = Vanguard Nova, Bam = Graal augmented by Shotgun Synergy), and a splattered phantom that stood no chance. Cutscene against Kai Leng: Peashooter gun, and that's it.

Surprised that no one attempted a sex joke about this then again, Vanguards will **** anything on two legs, and a few things on four, while showing no concern for the mess left behind.

lol

[Conniving_Eagle]

Could you guys imagine Kai Leng and Shepard...

[Baa Baa]

Conniving_Eagle wrote...

Could you guys imagine Kai Leng and Shepard...

No but I can imagine them being lovers.....

[Oni Changas]

Galactic Runner wrote...

Conniving_Eagle wrote...

Kai Leng failed to be like Bane because Bane was actually better than Batman. Kai Leng was a **** who needed to use a gunship to recharge his shields every 5 seconds.

He was using theatricality and deception, for they are powerful agents of the uninitiated. Lol.

He took superior force against an enemy with backup... I'd say that's smarter than just going one vs three.

It's perfect though...

TIM = Ra's
Shepard = Batman
Garrus = Blake
Anderson = Alfred
Bane = Leng
Miranda = Talia
Hackett = Gordon

Modifié par OniTYME, 20 août 2012 - 03:18 .

[Baa Baa]

OniTYME wrote...

Galactic Runner wrote...

Conniving_Eagle wrote...

Kai Leng failed to be like Bane because Bane was actually better than Batman. Kai Leng was a **** who needed to use a gunship to recharge his shields every 5 seconds.

He was using theatricality and deception, for they are powerful agents of the uninitiated. Lol.

He took superior force against an enemy with backup... I'd say that's smarter than just going one vs three.

It's perfect though...

TIM = Ra's
Shepard = Batman
Garrus = Jake
Anderson = Alfred
Bane = Leng
Miranda = Talia
Hackett = Gordon

You mean Blake right?

[Oni Changas]

*Shepard points gun at TIM*

TIM: "Familiar! Don't you have anything new?"
*Shepard engages 100% Paragon option*
Shepard: "How about THIS!?"
*TIM commits suicide*

[Commander_Corbin]

(after the LI has been hurt from Harbinger's blast)
LI: Come with me. Save yourself. You don't owe these people any more! You've given them everything!
SHEPARD: Not everything. Not yet.

(also, Kai Leng standing before a massive amount of reporters in the Citadel)
KAI LENG: Behind you stands a symbol of oppression; Citadel Tower, where a thousand humans were chosen to die under the name of this man: Commander Shepard, who has been held up to you as the shining example of justice. You have been supplied with a false idol to stop you from tearing down this corrupt Citadel. Let me tell you the truth about Commander Shepard from the words of the Alliance's greatest admiral, Steven Hackett. "The Reapers didn't murder the humans, Commander Shepard saved the alien Council by sacrificing thousands of Alliance humans against the Reaper Sovereign, so that I could, to my shame, build a lie around these fallen idols. I praised the person who killed so many of my men, but I can no longer live with my lie. It is time to trust the people of the Alliance with the truth and it is time for me to resign." And do you accept this man's resignation? Do you accept the resignation of all these liars? Of all the corrupt?

Modifié par Commander_Corbin, 20 août 2012 - 05:24 .

[Baa Baa]

Commander_Corbin wrote...

(after the LI has been hurt from Harbinger's blast)
LI: Come with me. Save yourself. You don't owe these people any more! You've given them everything!
SHEPARD: Not everything. Not yet.

(also, Kai Leng standing before a massive amount of reporters in the Citadel)
KAI LENG: Behind you stands a symbol of oppression; Citadel Tower, where a thousand humans were chosen to die under the name of this man: Commander Shepard, who has been held up to you as the shining example of justice. You have been supplied with a false idol to stop you from tearing down this corrupt Citadel. Let me tell you the truth about Commander Shepard from the words of the Alliance's greatest admiral, Steven Hackett. "The Reapers didn't murder the humans, Commander Shepard saved the alien Council by sacrificing thousands of Alliance humans against the Reaper Sovereign, so that I could, to my shame, build a lie around these fallen idols. I praised the person who killed so many of my men, but I can no longer live with my lie. It is time to trust the people of the Alliance with the truth and it is time for me to resign." And do you accept this man's resignation? Do you accept the resignation of all these liars? Of all the corrupt?

+1 Well done

[AresKeith]

who's the Joker?

[Lord_Frostwind]

Shepard (Post Thessia): "Why didn't you just kill me?"

Kai: "Your punishment must be more severe. When Mass Effect is, ashes, then you will have my permission to die."

I just wish I could understand how they were trying to play him:

If they just wanted him to be TIM's new go-to-guy for Cerberus, then he should have been just like what Shepard was for the Alliance, or Saren and his Geth showing up every freaking place Cerberus was in the galaxy and coming in to make your life suck. And even if you didn't have to fight him, at least show that he was involved with the Cerberus Operations so he's a real persistent threat.

If they wanted an Assassin, have him ambush and attack Shepard throughout ME3 and turn your game into an experience in paranoia. One day your walking to your favorite store in the Citadel, and out of nowhere a sniper starts taking pot shots at you across the Presidium. One of the places you thought you were safe, not anymore. He can attack anywhere, anytime, and the only warning you'll have is a quicktime event logo showing up on screen a second before "Critical Mission Failure."

[AresKeith]

Lord_Frostwind wrote...

Shepard (Post Thessia): "Why didn't you just kill me?"

Kai: "Your punishment must be more severe. When Mass Effect is, ashes, then you will have my permission to die."

I just wish I could understand how they were trying to play him:

If they just wanted him to be TIM's new go-to-guy for Cerberus, then he should have been just like what Shepard was for the Alliance, or Saren and his Geth showing up every freaking place Cerberus was in the galaxy and coming in to make your life suck. And even if you didn't have to fight him, at least show that he was involved with the Cerberus Operations so he's a real persistent threat.

If they wanted an Assassin, have him ambush and attack Shepard throughout ME3 and turn your game into an experience in paranoia. One day your walking to your favorite store in the Citadel, and out of nowhere a sniper starts taking pot shots at you across the Presidium. One of the places you thought you were safe, not anymore. He can attack anywhere, anytime, and the only warning you'll have is a quicktime event logo showing up on screen a second before "Critical Mission Failure."

they should have just kept him as he was in Retribution

[Grub Killer8016]

I'd like to get Bane to fight Kai Leng and beat his a** like he did to Batman.

[Tyrannosaurus Rex]

Grub Killer8016 wrote...

I'd like to get Bane to fight Kai Leng and beat his a** like he did to Batman.

I would simply prefer if they set up the fight on Thessia to be like the first fight in the sewer system in TDKR.

[Grub Killer8016]

Lizardviking wrote...

Grub Killer8016 wrote...

I'd like to get Bane to fight Kai Leng and beat his a** like he did to Batman.

I would simply prefer if they set up the fight on Thessia to be like the first fight in the sewer system in TDKR.

Just what I thought

[CalPal]

OniTYME wrote...

Galactic Runner wrote...

Conniving_Eagle wrote...

Kai Leng failed to be like Bane because Bane was actually better than Batman. Kai Leng was a **** who needed to use a gunship to recharge his shields every 5 seconds.

He was using theatricality and deception, for they are powerful agents of the uninitiated. Lol.

He took superior force against an enemy with backup... I'd say that's smarter than just going one vs three.

It's perfect though...

TIM = Ra's
Shepard = Batman
Garrus = Blake
Anderson = Alfred
Bane = Leng
Miranda = Talia
Hackett = Gordon

... You're actually comparing Miranda to Talia?  Really?!  That is hands-down the WORST comparison I've ever seen.  First off, Miranda HELPS Shepard take down TIM.  Secondly, and this is important, Ra's Al Ghul is dead.  His daughter was the one who plotted the destruction of Gotham City.  Bane was HER side-kick, not Ra's, who also kicked Bane out of his organization for being too extreme.

Just - no, this is unbearable to read.

[AresKeith]

Grub Killer8016 wrote...

Lizardviking wrote...

Grub Killer8016 wrote...

I'd like to get Bane to fight Kai Leng and beat his a** like he did to Batman.

I would simply prefer if they set up the fight on Thessia to be like the first fight in the sewer system in TDKR.

Just what I thought

throws Shepard's helmet down the hole

[Drewton]

Baa Baa wrote...

Galactic Runner wrote...

Conniving_Eagle wrote...

Kai Leng failed to be like Bane because Bane was actually better than Batman. Kai Leng was a **** who needed to use a gunship to recharge his shields every 5 seconds.

He was using theatricality and deception, for they are powerful agents of the uninitiated. Lol.

But we are initiated, aren't we Shepard?

And you betrayed us!

I AM Cerberus, and I'm here to fulfill the Illusive Man's destiny!

[Baa Baa]

Drewton wrote...

Baa Baa wrote...

Galactic Runner wrote...

Conniving_Eagle wrote...

Kai Leng failed to be like Bane because Bane was actually better than Batman. Kai Leng was a **** who needed to use a gunship to recharge his shields every 5 seconds.

He was using theatricality and deception, for they are powerful agents of the uninitiated. Lol.

But we are initiated, aren't we Shepard?

And you betrayed us!

I AM Cerberus, and I'm here to fulfill the Illusive Man's destiny!

Garrus: If I take that thing off you, will you die?
Kai Leng: It would be extremely painful.
Garrus: I'm counting on it.

[Drewton]

Baa Baa wrote...

Drewton wrote...

Baa Baa wrote...

Galactic Runner wrote...

Conniving_Eagle wrote...

Kai Leng failed to be like Bane because Bane was actually better than Batman. Kai Leng was a **** who needed to use a gunship to recharge his shields every 5 seconds.

He was using theatricality and deception, for they are powerful agents of the uninitiated. Lol.

But we are initiated, aren't we Shepard?

And you betrayed us!

I AM Cerberus, and I'm here to fulfill the Illusive Man's destiny!

Garrus: If I take that thing off you, will you die?
Kai Leng: It would be extremely painful.
Garrus: I'm counting on it.

Behold, this is the instrument of your liberation!

Modifié par Drewton, 20 août 2012 - 10:20 .

[Baa Baa]

Drewton wrote...

Baa Baa wrote...

Drewton wrote...

Baa Baa wrote...

Galactic Runner wrote...

Conniving_Eagle wrote...

Kai Leng failed to be like Bane because Bane was actually better than Batman. Kai Leng was a **** who needed to use a gunship to recharge his shields every 5 seconds.

He was using theatricality and deception, for they are powerful agents of the uninitiated. Lol.

But we are initiated, aren't we Shepard?

And you betrayed us!

I AM Cerberus, and I'm here to fulfill the Illusive Man's destiny!

Garrus: If I take that thing off you, will you die?
Kai Leng: It would be extremely painful.
Garrus: I'm counting on it.

Behold, this is the instrument of your liberation!

Commander_Corbin wrote...
Behind you stands a symbol of oppression; Citadel Tower, where a
thousand humans were chosen to die under the name of this man: Commander
Shepard, who has been held up to you as the shining example of justice.
You have been supplied with a false idol to stop you from tearing down
this corrupt Citadel. Let me tell you the truth about Commander Shepard
from the words of the Alliance's greatest admiral, Steven Hackett. "The
Reapers didn't murder the humans, Commander Shepard saved the alien
Council by sacrificing thousands of Alliance humans against the Reaper
Sovereign, so that I could, to my shame, build a lie around these fallen
idols. I praised the person who killed so many of my men, but I can no
longer live with my lie. It is time to trust the people of the Alliance
with the truth and it is time for me to resign." And do you accept this
man's resignation? Do you accept the resignation of all these liars? Of
all the corrupt?

Corbin probably made the longest, most well made out of all of us.