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[Rifneno]

BatmanTurian wrote...

Rifneno wrote...

DoomsdayDevice wrote...

Bloody choked on my food when I read this. Batman you crack me up.

Also, I read that in Garrus voice for some reason.

Because they keep slandering Garrus by comparing him to that scrub Batman.

I just threw the name together, something I could remember because he was like Batman+Punisher on Omega as Archangel. Garrus is obviously more awesome.

The Punisher's probably a better example.  Still not in Garrus' league, but my main gripe with the Batman-Garrus comparisons that are so popular is that Batman doesn't have the testicular fortitude to kill a guy who blows up hospitals for giggles.  Garrus would be sipping tea from his skull without a second thought.

BansheeOwnage wrote...

BatmanTurian wrote...

That's really funny... because I read everything I write in Garrus' voice too.

I try to read everyone's posts in their avatars' voice. It's fun!

I'm curious what voice mine gets then. 

[JMDekker2]

^Mr. T

[BatmanTurian]

[quote]Rifneno wrote...
The Punisher's probably a better example.  Still not in Garrus' league, but my main gripe with the Batman-Garrus comparisons that are so popular is that Batman doesn't have the testicular fortitude to kill a guy who blows up hospitals for giggles.  Garrus would be sipping tea from his skull without a second thought.[/quote]
Agreed, he's just more paragon than Punisher though, so he's some wierd mix in-between. Also, the Punisher didn't have sidekicks. At least, I don't think he did. He worked alone.


[quote]BansheeOwnage wrote...

I try to read everyone's posts in their avatars' voice. It's fun![/quote]


I'm curious what voice mine gets then. [/quote]

I hear either Lewis Black or George Carlin in my head usually. Depends on what kind of day you seem to be having.

Modifié par BatmanTurian, 06 décembre 2012 - 03:51 .

[BansheeOwnage]

Rifneno wrote...

BansheeOwnage wrote...

BatmanTurian wrote...

That's really funny... because I read everything I write in Garrus' voice too.

I try to read everyone's posts in their avatars' voice. It's fun!

I'm curious what voice mine gets then. 

I just read yours in House's voice.

Edit: Hmm George Carlin. I should try that too. Here's something you won't like: I think Javik's voice/tone suits you.

Modifié par BansheeOwnage, 06 décembre 2012 - 03:48 .

[ThisOneIsPunny]

Rifneno wrote...

BansheeOwnage wrote...

BatmanTurian wrote...

That's really funny... because I read everything I write in Garrus' voice too.

I try to read everyone's posts in their avatars' voice. It's fun!

I'm curious what voice mine gets then. 

Something like this, because I imagine that's what a honey badger would maybe sound like.

[CmdrShep80]

BansheeOwnage wrote...

BatmanTurian wrote...

That's really funny... because I read everything I write in Garrus' voice too.

I try to read everyone's posts in their avatars' voice. It's fun!

+1. I wonder how they sound to you with the more...exotic avatars that are not the usual standard we're given.  Like Rif, paxxon, or hanar's

[BansheeOwnage]

ThisOneIsPunny wrote...

Rifneno wrote...

BansheeOwnage wrote...

BatmanTurian wrote...

That's really funny... because I read everything I write in Garrus' voice too.

I try to read everyone's posts in their avatars' voice. It's fun!

I'm curious what voice mine gets then. 

Something like this, because I imagine that's what a honey badger would maybe sound like.

I read yours in this voice because I think you sound like that, and because I've never heard a female batarian.

[BansheeOwnage]

CmdrShep80 wrote...

BansheeOwnage wrote...

BatmanTurian wrote...

That's really funny... because I read everything I write in Garrus' voice too.

I try to read everyone's posts in their avatars' voice. It's fun!

+1. I wonder how they sound to you with the more...exotic avatars that are not the usual standard we're given.  Like Rif, paxxon, or hanar's

This one is in denial. This one knows the end is bad writing. It is offended that you think otherwise.

Also, Pax's avatar is still Shepard, like mine.

[BatmanTurian]

BansheeOwnage wrote...

Rifneno wrote...

BansheeOwnage wrote...

BatmanTurian wrote...

That's really funny... because I read everything I write in Garrus' voice too.

I try to read everyone's posts in their avatars' voice. It's fun!

I'm curious what voice mine gets then. 

I just read yours in House's voice.

Edit: Hmm George Carlin. I should try that too. Here's something you won't like: I think Javik's voice/tone suits you.

Oh sh*t it does. It's like they could be brothers.

[ZerebusPrime]

Hmmm... wikipedia just told me something.

Mass Effect. It's the medical term for a growing mass' secondary effects upon the body, especially the brain. Said mass could be a tumor or it could be a giant blood clot, either way it puts more and more pressure upon the body and causes a slew of problems.

Indoctrination is our brain tumor. Altered perception and behavior are the mass effects.

[401 Kill]

ZerebusPrime wrote...

Hmmm... wikipedia just told me something.

Mass Effect. It's the medical term for a growing mass' secondary effects upon the body, especially the brain. Said mass could be a tumor or it could be a giant blood clot, either way it puts more and more pressure upon the body and causes a slew of problems.

Indoctrination is our brain tumor. Altered perception and behavior are the mass effects.

It always seems that there are multiple meanings for something in this trilogy. And it is always relevant.

[DoomsdayDevice]

paxxton wrote...

But Kotor II wasn't made by BioWare.

Right. Obsidian/Lucasarts. Silly me. <_<

[401 Kill]

BansheeOwnage wrote...

BatmanTurian wrote...

That's really funny... because I read everything I write in Garrus' voice too.

I try to read everyone's posts in their avatars' voice. It's fun!

I usually read everyone's posts in my own voice.

[Jere85]

401 Kill wrote...

BansheeOwnage wrote...

BatmanTurian wrote...

That's really funny... because I read everything I write in Garrus' voice too.

I try to read everyone's posts in their avatars' voice. It's fun!

I usually read everyone's posts in my own voice.

My inner voice is usually a Morgan freeman type black man, very deep.

[BatmanTurian]

401 Kill wrote...

BansheeOwnage wrote...

BatmanTurian wrote...

That's really funny... because I read everything I write in Garrus' voice too.

I try to read everyone's posts in their avatars' voice. It's fun!

I usually read everyone's posts in my own voice.

Well, you'll always be Tali in my mind's ear.

[Rifneno]

BatmanTurian wrote...

Agreed, he's just more paragon than Punisher though, so he's some wierd mix in-between. Also, the Punisher didn't have sidekicks. At least, I don't think he did. He worked alone.

Yeah. It's not a perfect fit, but it works better than Batman. Batman's mostly hand-to-hand fighting too, whereas Garrus keeps a gun in his gun so he can shoot while he's shooting. Yo dawg and all that. Though I'm not big into comics so I only know a generic description of the Punisher. Eternally pissed at the loss of... family, I think? So he goes around and guns down people who need gunning down. Big over the top skull on his shirt. That's about all I know.

BansheeOwnage wrote...

I just read yours in House's voice.

Aww. That makes my day.

ZerebusPrime wrote...

Hmmm... wikipedia just told me something.

Mass Effect. It's the medical term for a growing mass' secondary effects upon the body, especially the brain. Said mass could be a tumor or it could be a giant blood clot, either way it puts more and more pressure upon the body and causes a slew of problems.

Indoctrination is our brain tumor. Altered perception and behavior are the mass effects.

Interesting. I'm leaning toward coincidence, but it'd be nice to be surprised.

[CmdrShep80]

Well that's interesting. The choose wisely vid addresses something significant. Why as spectres we are not allowed to carry weapons on the citadel yet the c-sec officers are allowed?

[Rifneno]

"Fires of Liberation"... wow, shame another game already got that tagline. That's the perfect title for the destroy explosion.

[BansheeOwnage]

Rifneno wrote...

Interesting. I'm leaning toward coincidence, but it'd be nice to be surprised.

 Yeah, but our posters have so many of them. Sometimes I try to keep track of them all but...

[Rifneno]

CmdrShep80 wrote...

Well that's interesting. The choose wisely vid addresses something significant. Why as spectres we are not allowed to carry weapons on the citadel yet the c-sec officers are allowed?

A hub area having you in casual clothes doesn't mean you're not allowed to have weapons.  By that logic, Shepard's not allowed weapons on the Normandy.

[CmdrShep80]

Rifneno wrote...

CmdrShep80 wrote...

Well that's interesting. The choose wisely vid addresses something significant. Why as spectres we are not allowed to carry weapons on the citadel yet the c-sec officers are allowed?

A hub area having you in casual clothes doesn't mean you're not allowed to have weapons.  By that logic, Shepard's not allowed weapons on the Normandy.

but the Normandy is like a house. You're not needing to carry it 24/7, yet the citadel is full of incidences where weapons are needed, yet after those you're not allowed still. Aren't specters above the law, answerable to only the citadel council?

[byne]

Rifneno wrote...

CmdrShep80 wrote...

Well that's interesting. The choose wisely vid addresses something significant. Why as spectres we are not allowed to carry weapons on the citadel yet the c-sec officers are allowed?

A hub area having you in casual clothes doesn't mean you're not allowed to have weapons.  By that logic, Shepard's not allowed weapons on the Normandy.

I dont think Shep is allowed weapons on the Normandy. Unless I have to have a full body scan just for fun everytime I leave the war room.

[CmdrShep80]

@byne- can you explain why that scanner is only protecting the conference area, the crucible construction area, and the comm room?

Wouldn't it make more sense to put it next to the airlock so you can protect more areas? I can see someone walking on the Normandy with "no weapons" but sabotaging the engines or the galaxy map or the cockpit because the scanner is in and protecting the area that needs it the least

[spotlessvoid]

I try to read my sarcastic posts in Bill Murray's voice before submitting them. The more feisty ones I read in Dennis Leary's. I use Robert Goulet's when I'm going for sexy

[Rifneno]

CmdrShep80 wrote...

Rifneno wrote...

CmdrShep80 wrote...

Well that's interesting. The choose wisely vid addresses something significant. Why as spectres we are not allowed to carry weapons on the citadel yet the c-sec officers are allowed?

A hub area having you in casual clothes doesn't mean you're not allowed to have weapons.  By that logic, Shepard's not allowed weapons on the Normandy.

but the Normandy is like a house. You're not needing to carry it 24/7, yet the citadel is full of incidences where weapons are needed, yet after those you're not allowed still. Aren't specters above the law, answerable to only the citadel council?

Hellish is grasping at straws again.  It's segregation of gameplay and storyline.  There's no reason to walk around the Citadel armored and armed, so you don't.  When you go into the shooting range, it all magically appears.  When Bau needs to shoot an indoctrinated jellyfish and his bodyguard, he pulls a gun out of his ass.  Spectres can carry guns wherever the hell they want.

And the "scanner" on the Normandy is a poorly disguised loading screen.  Try disabling clipping and running through it sometime if you want to see why it's there.