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[Fur28]

Andromidius wrote...

Fur28 wrote...

RavenEyry wrote...

Fur28 wrote...

you can walk away in real life too, sometimes it makes you look like a badass...or a ****, you have to take the risk

And dramatically turning to leave loses it's impact if you walk into a wall.

i will pass through the wallB)....  no i wont... the girls will make fun of me:crying:

I'm not good at walking away from real life situations.  But then I'm a big guy, so I rarely have to.

...luckily no-one wants to find out that I'm actually more bark then bite.  Being scary means I never had to develop a skill for fighting.

i know a lot of big guys who are the same, my problem is how the f$%& am i supposed to hurt with all that fat or how am i going to hit that face i cant reach, so you´re ok with being big

[Andromidius]

estebanus wrote...

Andromidius wrote...

estebanus wrote...
I tend to write off anyone who calls himself an ex- navy SEAL or special forces soldier who screams around and insults people as a raging child craving attention. I'm pretty sure a real soldier would be above that, especially a special forces one.

Here in the UK, if someone claims to be ex (or worse yet, current) SAS then you can safely assume they are full of ****.  Especially if they are a bigger guy who clearly spends too much time in the gym.

SAS types are scary not because they brag.  They are scary because they do.  They don't need to tell you they can kill you with their bare hands, or shoot you from half a mile away, or demolish the side of your house with homemade explosives.  They know they could if they wanted to, and they also know they never will because they have self control and discipline.

Though they will give you a slapping if needs be.  Just enough so you know who's who.

And there's just something about being able to stare at one location for days on end that gives a man a truely terrifying deathglare.

I remember I was once arguing with guy on youtube about Afghanistan, and he was raving about how all afghans should be rouned up and killed. When I disagreed with him, he claimed he was a Jaeger (The danish special forces), and that he had killed over 50 people in Afghanistan. Little did he know, I actually had a family member who was in Afghanistan at that time. After my sister had run checks on him and confirmed that he never was in Afghanistan, much less a Jaeger, I presnted the information to him. He proclaimed it fake and never posted a comment again. 

EDIT: top!

Side note: Jaeger is the coolest germanic word ever.  When you call your elite troops 'Hunters', you know they aren't messing around.

[Andromidius]

Fur28 wrote...
i know a lot of big guys who are the same, my problem is how the f$%& am i supposed to hurt with all that fat or how am i going to hit that face i cant reach, so you´re ok with being big

Fat guys are tender.  One kick to the stomach and they'll go down.

And i'm not even that tall, only 6 foot.  But for some reason everyone thinks I'm bigger then that, I guess I just have presence.

[Fur28]

Andromidius wrote...

Fur28 wrote...
a few decapitations here and there but meh i never hang in places where that happens

The only news we ever hear from Mexico is something like:

"Yesterday Mexican Police discovered twenty headless and limbless bodies hanging from a bridge overlooking the main highway into Mexico City.  Bags filled with heads and limbs were found in trashcans nearby.  Police think this was a gang related killing."

...yeah, I'm never going on holiday there.

what you´re scared? you big chicken
but seriously dont come, my cousin barely scaped from being kidnapped last week

[CoolioThane]

Also Jaeger tastes nice. Last year I impressed my friends by downing half a bottle. Only thing that really affects me is vodka...or just too much beer

Drinking is not clever, kids, drink responsibly etc.

[paxxton]

Andromidius wrote...

paxxton wrote...

Andromidius wrote...

I'm pretty damn sure I'd not be well liked if any of you knew me in real life. I'm much ruder and less constrained in my attitudes when someone pisses me off.

And I have extremely obnoxious tastes in music that make even the few friends I have reluctant to visit me.

And I'm okay with that.

Sometimes this actually works in relaying what you want to communicate. lol

Not when all you can say is various strung together swear words.

Which is strange, inward I'm very rational and calculating.  But the moment I have company, I'm all emotion.  Hense why I prefer the internet - I can walk away if someone is bothering me much more easily.

True. The Internet gives people the chance to find others whom they like, not being forced into unwanted relations.

Modifié par paxxton, 09 décembre 2012 - 02:39 .

[estebanus]

Andromidius wrote...

Fur28 wrote...
a few decapitations here and there but meh i never hang in places where that happens

The only news we ever hear from Mexico is something like:

"Yesterday Mexican Police discovered twenty headless and limbless bodies hanging from a bridge overlooking the main highway into Mexico City.  Bags filled with heads and limbs were found in trashcans nearby.  Police think this was a gang related killing."

...yeah, I'm never going on holiday there.

My father went to Mexico back in the 90's, to Ciudad Juarez. At the time, there was a brutal gang war in the poor parts of the city, so he was escorted with a military convoy through the slums into the inner part of the city.

[Fur28]

Andromidius wrote...

Fur28 wrote...
i know a lot of big guys who are the same, my problem is how the f$%& am i supposed to hurt with all that fat or how am i going to hit that face i cant reach, so you´re ok with being big

Fat guys are tender.  One kick to the stomach and they'll go down.

And i'm not even that tall, only 6 foot.  But for some reason everyone thinks I'm bigger then that, I guess I just have presence.

yeah i know that i´m a bit fatty myself, but i always kick in the stomach if i have to, but sometimes they can have a good center of gravity thats unbeatable, or thay can run directly to you and tackle you

[estebanus]

Andromidius wrote...

estebanus wrote...

Andromidius wrote...

estebanus wrote...
I tend to write off anyone who calls himself an ex- navy SEAL or special forces soldier who screams around and insults people as a raging child craving attention. I'm pretty sure a real soldier would be above that, especially a special forces one.

Here in the UK, if someone claims to be ex (or worse yet, current) SAS then you can safely assume they are full of ****.  Especially if they are a bigger guy who clearly spends too much time in the gym.

SAS types are scary not because they brag.  They are scary because they do.  They don't need to tell you they can kill you with their bare hands, or shoot you from half a mile away, or demolish the side of your house with homemade explosives.  They know they could if they wanted to, and they also know they never will because they have self control and discipline.

Though they will give you a slapping if needs be.  Just enough so you know who's who.

And there's just something about being able to stare at one location for days on end that gives a man a truely terrifying deathglare.

I remember I was once arguing with guy on youtube about Afghanistan, and he was raving about how all afghans should be rouned up and killed. When I disagreed with him, he claimed he was a Jaeger (The danish special forces), and that he had killed over 50 people in Afghanistan. Little did he know, I actually had a family member who was in Afghanistan at that time. After my sister had run checks on him and confirmed that he never was in Afghanistan, much less a Jaeger, I presnted the information to him. He proclaimed it fake and never posted a comment again. 

EDIT: top!

Side note: Jaeger is the coolest germanic word ever.  When you call your elite troops 'Hunters', you know they aren't messing around.

Yup, that's what they do: hunting bad guys. Although, one of the navy's special forces units has a much less spectacular name: Frogmen.

[Fur28]

CoolioThane wrote...

Also Jaeger tastes nice. Last year I impressed my friends by downing half a bottle. Only thing that really affects me is vodka...or just too much beer

Drinking is not clever, kids, drink responsibly etc.

my friends know i´m a big pw$$y who doesn´t like alcohol, so i´m going to impress them with my N7 score in MPB)
most of them dont play ME so im screwed

[Fur28]

estebanus wrote...

Andromidius wrote...

Fur28 wrote...
a few decapitations here and there but meh i never hang in places where that happens

The only news we ever hear from Mexico is something like:

"Yesterday Mexican Police discovered twenty headless and limbless bodies hanging from a bridge overlooking the main highway into Mexico City.  Bags filled with heads and limbs were found in trashcans nearby.  Police think this was a gang related killing."

...yeah, I'm never going on holiday there.

My father went to Mexico back in the 90's, to Ciudad Juarez. At the time, there was a brutal gang war in the poor parts of the city, so he was escorted with a military convoy through the slums into the inner part of the city.

during a family reunion in from of my grandma´s house a gang shooting started and since my uncle was a cop he had to go out, during the shootin he called us from his radio and said things like: AHHHHHHHH OMG the blood is everywhere  SANCHEZ noooooooo  oh the humanity..... he was joking... ahhhh goog ol´family times^_^

Modifié par Fur28, 09 décembre 2012 - 02:47 .

[estebanus]

Fur28 wrote...

CoolioThane wrote...

Also Jaeger tastes nice. Last year I impressed my friends by downing half a bottle. Only thing that really affects me is vodka...or just too much beer

Drinking is not clever, kids, drink responsibly etc.

my friends know i´m a big pw$$y who doesn´t like alcohol, so i´m going to impress them with my N7 score in MPB)
most of them dont play ME so im screwed

Hey, I don't drink alcohol as well, and I don't think real friends should judge one by if he drinks alcohol or not. Alcohol doesn't make you seem grown-up, not in the least.

[Fur28]

estebanus wrote...

Fur28 wrote...

CoolioThane wrote...

Also Jaeger tastes nice. Last year I impressed my friends by downing half a bottle. Only thing that really affects me is vodka...or just too much beer

Drinking is not clever, kids, drink responsibly etc.

my friends know i´m a big pw$$y who doesn´t like alcohol, so i´m going to impress them with my N7 score in MPB)
most of them dont play ME so im screwed

Hey, I don't drink alcohol as well, and I don't think real friends should judge one by if he drinks alcohol or not. Alcohol doesn't make you seem grown-up, not in the least.

I know alcohol doen´s make you look mature, and my friends make fun just to screw around, we all make fun of each other:) because we´re friends and we´re allowed to do that

[Andromidius]

Alcohol is the only way to get me to loosen up socially.

Otherwise I'll just stand there and stare at people.

[RavenEyry]

Andromidius wrote...

Alcohol is the only way to get me to loosen up socially.

Otherwise I'll just stand there and stare at people.

Which is probably rather creepy based on your descriptions of yourself.

[Fur28]

Andromidius wrote...

Alcohol is the only way to get me to loosen up socially.

Otherwise I'll just stand there and stare at people.

i´m always tense and socially akward, i just wait for the right moment to speak and in a few minutes i loosen up

[Andromidius]

RavenEyry wrote...

Andromidius wrote...

Alcohol is the only way to get me to loosen up socially.

Otherwise I'll just stand there and stare at people.

Which is probably rather creepy based on your descriptions of yourself.

Hey, at least I'm wearing trousers.  Usually.

[Fur28]

RavenEyry wrote...

Andromidius wrote...

Alcohol is the only way to get me to loosen up socially.

Otherwise I'll just stand there and stare at people.

Which is probably rather creepy based on your descriptions of yourself.

imagine him standing in the corner, looking at your eyes all the time, no matter where you go his stare always follows you

[RavenEyry]

Fur28 wrote...

RavenEyry wrote...

Andromidius wrote...

Alcohol is the only way to get me to loosen up socially.

Otherwise I'll just stand there and stare at people.

Which is probably rather creepy based on your descriptions of yourself.

imagine him standing in the corner, looking at your eyes all the time, no matter where you go his stare always follows you

Possibly playing with a pen knife.

[Andromidius]

Fur28 wrote...

RavenEyry wrote...

Andromidius wrote...

Alcohol is the only way to get me to loosen up socially.

Otherwise I'll just stand there and stare at people.

Which is probably rather creepy based on your descriptions of yourself.

imagine him standing in the corner, looking at your eyes all the time, no matter where you go his stare always follows you

Pretty much.

If I didn't wear glasses I imagine people might mistake me for a Viking raider.

[demersel]

Are we discussing how creepy it is that we spend so much time on an internet forum?

[Fur28]

Andromidius wrote...

Fur28 wrote...

RavenEyry wrote...

Andromidius wrote...

Alcohol is the only way to get me to loosen up socially.

Otherwise I'll just stand there and stare at people.

Which is probably rather creepy based on your descriptions of yourself.

imagine him standing in the corner, looking at your eyes all the time, no matter where you go his stare always follows you

Pretty much.

If I didn't wear glasses I imagine people might mistake me for a Viking raider.

and you would say "want to see my mighty hammer?:police:"  90/10 chace of getting slapped

[RavenEyry]

demersel wrote...

Are we discussing how creepy it is that we spend so much time on an internet forum?

No, about how we're creepier in real life.

[Fur28]

demersel wrote...

Are we discussing how creepy it is that we spend so much time on an internet forum?

Not Thread Related

LOCK OUT

[Fur28]

RavenEyry wrote...

demersel wrote...

Are we discussing how creepy it is that we spend so much time on an internet forum?

No, about how we're creepier in real life.

i´m not creepy, i´m charmingB)...in my own way:mellow:.... oh yeah i receive all the bitc&$$$