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[lex0r11]

FFZero wrote...

Hey Banshee!

Sorry I haven't been on here lately, been busy trying to get some projects up and running for the new year and my uncle died last week so I haven't exactly been up to dealing with everything that goes on on these forums.

Hey, FFzero.

My condolence to you and your family. I know what you're going through.

[spotlessvoid]

So I just got back from looking up rule 34. Wow. It even applies to shoe horns. Crazy.

[estebanus]

lex0r11 wrote...

estebanus wrote...

[...]

Just curious, but have you ever been stationed outside of the US as part of your job?

Yep. Actually, I was only in the US for the basic. Been in Germany most of my life.

You have? Awesome! I suppose you're rather familiar with the language then, right? 

Until now, I've been in Afghanistan once (6 months), once to Cyprus (which was the time between last time I was here and now), and once to Kosovo (for 8 months). So yeah, I've been to several places!

Modifié par estebanus, 25 décembre 2012 - 01:47 .

[Dwailing]

lex0r11 wrote...

FFZero wrote...

Hey Banshee!

Sorry I haven't been on here lately, been busy trying to get some projects up and running for the new year and my uncle died last week so I haven't exactly been up to dealing with everything that goes on on these forums.

Hey, FFzero.

My condolence to you and your family. I know what you're going through.

I second this.  I remember the pain that comes from losing a loved one.  I've lost three of my grandparents at different points in my life, and it hurts.

[spotlessvoid]

Norland, can you make a Shepard with a yarmulke?

[Dwailing]

spotlessvoid wrote...

So I just got back from looking up rule 34. Wow. It even applies to shoe horns. Crazy.

They aren't kidding when they say, "No exceptions."  There really ARE no exceptions.

[CmdrShep80]

 Saw this on a literal video about why IT was bad. I thought it fit IT to a T instead of what they were saying about a demo of non-bad writing

Characters:

Chekov = Shepard
The Melkotions = the Reapers
Spock = the enlightened player Byne
Kirk and McCoy = the rest of us

[TJBartlemus]

Dwailing wrote...

TJBartlemus wrote...

Wow. Just a quick visit. I've got some severe writer's block. Updating Shepard on where all the crew is while he was out. Some help?

Who do you need help with?

Pretty much everyone. Liara, Joker, EDI, Kaiden/Ashley, Tali, Javik, James, Cortez (if alive). Pretty much the entire crew. 

[lex0r11]

estebanus wrote...

[...]

You have? Awesome! I suppose you're rather familiar with the language then, right? 

Until now, I've been in Afghanistan once (6 months), once to Cyprus (which was the time between last time I was here and now), and once to Kosovo (for 8 months). So yeah, I've been to several places!

Deutsch sollte kein Problem für mich sein.


And I see that promotion is well deserved. If Emperor_Ike would be here, he would name you Hero of the Empire too!

[BansheeOwnage]

Dwailing wrote...

TJBartlemus wrote...

Wow. Just a quick visit. I've got some severe writer's block. Updating Shepard on where all the crew is while he was out. Some help?

Who do you need help with?

Exactly what he said

@TJ I don't know, but they could be anywhere. Most of them have been inspired by Shep to be leaders, so I'd imagine they would be doing that.

Tali leading geth/quarians?
Liara coordinating SB Wet squads
Javik leading... himself?
Garrus leading something
James looked like he was in charge of some troops
Kaidan has a battalion
etc. Obviously 2 would be near Shepard.

Edit: Cortez could actually use his fighter pilot skills and use a Trident! No idea why he didn't.

Modifié par BansheeOwnage, 25 décembre 2012 - 01:56 .

[FFZero]

Thank you for the kind thoughts everyone. Hope you all have a good Christmas.

[lex0r11]

Dwailing wrote...

spotlessvoid wrote...

So I just got back from looking up rule 34. Wow. It even applies to shoe horns. Crazy.

They aren't kidding when they say, "No exceptions."  There really ARE no exceptions.

Brave thing to delve into one of the deepest abyss the internet has to offer.

We will see in the coming days if you kept your sanity.

[estebanus]

lex0r11 wrote...

estebanus wrote...

[...]

You have? Awesome! I suppose you're rather familiar with the language then, right? 

Until now, I've been in Afghanistan once (6 months), once to Cyprus (which was the time between last time I was here and now), and once to Kosovo (for 8 months). So yeah, I've been to several places!

Deutsch sollte kein Problem für mich sein.


And I see that promotion is well deserved. If Emperor_Ike would be here, he would name you Hero of the Empire too!

Deutsch ist auch kein Problem für mich, seit ich ja am Grenzland zwischen Deutschland un Dänemark in die dänische Minderheit aufgewachsen bin:P 

Who is emperor_Ike?

[spotlessvoid]

TJBartlemus wrote...

Dwailing wrote...

TJBartlemus wrote...

Wow. Just a quick visit. I've got some severe writer's block. Updating Shepard on where all the crew is while he was out. Some help?

Who do you need help with?

Pretty much everyone. Liara, Joker, EDI, Kaiden/Ashley, Tali, Javik, James, Cortez (if alive). Pretty much the entire crew. 

Make Jacob have to go to clinic for an STD. Like Vorchan herpes

[Dwailing]

lex0r11 wrote...

Dwailing wrote...

spotlessvoid wrote...

So I just got back from looking up rule 34. Wow. It even applies to shoe horns. Crazy.

They aren't kidding when they say, "No exceptions."  There really ARE no exceptions.

Brave thing to delve into one of the deepest abyss the internet has to offer.

We will see in the coming days if you kept your sanity.

I bet twenty bucks that he doesn't last more than seven hours.

[spotlessvoid]

FFZero wrote...

Thank you for the kind thoughts everyone. Hope you all have a good Christmas.

Condolences FFZero.

[lex0r11]

estebanus wrote...

[...]

Who is emperor_Ike?

That's a rather long story.

He basically honour-bound me to serve and protect this thread with my skills in the first thread.

Sounds strange, I know.

[TJBartlemus]

 ALTERNATE ENDING – PART 4

*murmurs of various voices*

Voice: He’s not looking good. Does anyone know what happened down there?

Voice 2: No not yet. We’re hoping he will tell us himself when he wakes up.

Voice: IF he wakes up. He’s in a really serious condition. Last time we saw him, he had almost got hit by the main cannon of a Reaper. After that we lost sight. We thought he had died. It’s only luck we found him.

Voice: What about Admiral Anderson. What is the current status on him? 

Voice 2: We don’t have much since communications are still patchy but what Intel we do have suggests that he and the soldiers he is with are still at the temporary FOB holding off Reaper forces. Pending current combat plans permit, he is to check up on Shepard the second the Commander wakes up.

Voice: May the gods help us all…

*murmurs fade out*

Unknown amount of time later…

*Shepard slowly regains consciousness*

 As Shepard looks around, with various devices connected to him, he observes that he is in a hospital room of an Alliance Cruiser. After spending countless times inside of one, there was no mistaking of that fact.

Garrus: Hey. He’s finally awake.

(Insert LI of choice. Mine’s Ash.) Ashley: Shepard! 

Shepard: Uhhh…where is everyone? What happened to…?

Ashley: Shhhhh. You’ve been extremely injured and you’re not fully healed. The wonders of modern technology are great but it takes time.

(SELECTION TO VARIOUS QUESTIONS)

Q: Where is the crew? A: Tali is off coordinating Quarian forces with Geth strategists. Liara is providing Intel to all our forces and providing Shadow Broker Wet Squads to assist in hot spots on Earth. James and Javik are off on a classified mission. Everyone else you know is either off in battle, performing some mission, or helping strategists in a mission preparation room in some way. We are all contributing all we can.

Q: Where are we? A: On the SSV Logan, courtesy of Admiral Nitesh Singh, who was ALL too eager to have you on the ship. (Sarcasm) Damn politics.

Q: What’s the status on the battle? A: It doesn’t look good. Forces are being lost much faster than we can replace them and a lot of our fleets have been destroyed. But I’m going let Anderson fill you in fully on the progress of the battle later. He would know more than I would.

(END SCENE QUESTION)

Q: What happened? A: Well we we’re sorta hoping you would tell us that.

Anderson steps in the room abruptly.

Anderson: Shepard. Thank God you’re alright.
Ashley: Come in, Shepard was about to fill us in on what happened.

TO BE CONTINUED…

PART 3 PS. That's it for me tonight!! Enjoy!! :happy: Merry Christmas!!

Modifié par TJBartlemus, 25 décembre 2012 - 02:08 .

[spotlessvoid]

Dwailing wrote...

lex0r11 wrote...

Dwailing wrote...

spotlessvoid wrote...

So I just got back from looking up rule 34. Wow. It even applies to shoe horns. Crazy.

They aren't kidding when they say, "No exceptions."  There really ARE no exceptions.

Brave thing to delve into one of the deepest abyss the internet has to offer.

We will see in the coming days if you kept your sanity.

I bet twenty bucks that he doesn't last more than seven hours.

Lol, you can't make crazy crazy

[Dwailing]

spotlessvoid wrote...

Dwailing wrote...

lex0r11 wrote...

Dwailing wrote...

spotlessvoid wrote...

So I just got back from looking up rule 34. Wow. It even applies to shoe horns. Crazy.

They aren't kidding when they say, "No exceptions."  There really ARE no exceptions.

Brave thing to delve into one of the deepest abyss the internet has to offer.

We will see in the coming days if you kept your sanity.

I bet twenty bucks that he doesn't last more than seven hours.

Lol, you can't make crazy crazy

Oh trust me.  There's crazy, and then there's CRAZY.

[spotlessvoid]

Dwailing wrote...

spotlessvoid wrote...

Dwailing wrote...

lex0r11 wrote...

Dwailing wrote...

spotlessvoid wrote...

So I just got back from looking up rule 34. Wow. It even applies to shoe horns. Crazy.

They aren't kidding when they say, "No exceptions."  There really ARE no exceptions.

Brave thing to delve into one of the deepest abyss the internet has to offer.

We will see in the coming days if you kept your sanity.

I bet twenty bucks that he doesn't last more than seven hours.

Lol, you can't make crazy crazy

Oh trust me.  There's crazy, and then there's CRAZY.

All three

[CmdrShep80]

CmdrShep80 wrote...

 Saw this on a literal video about why IT was bad. I thought it fit IT to a T instead of what they were saying about a demo of non-bad writing

Characters:

Chekov = Shepard
The Melkotions = the Reapers
Spock = the enlightened player Byne
Kirk and McCoy = the rest of us
Setting = decision chambers

Shamelesslee promotes Star Trek explanation of what happened to Shepard in the decision room

[Dwailing]

spotlessvoid wrote...

Dwailing wrote...

spotlessvoid wrote...

Dwailing wrote...

lex0r11 wrote...

Dwailing wrote...

spotlessvoid wrote...

So I just got back from looking up rule 34. Wow. It even applies to shoe horns. Crazy.

They aren't kidding when they say, "No exceptions."  There really ARE no exceptions.

Brave thing to delve into one of the deepest abyss the internet has to offer.

We will see in the coming days if you kept your sanity.

I bet twenty bucks that he doesn't last more than seven hours.

Lol, you can't make crazy crazy

Oh trust me.  There's crazy, and then there's CRAZY.

All three

Three?  But there are FOUR lights!

[spotlessvoid]

It puts the circuits on its skin or it gets the beam again

Modifié par spotlessvoid, 25 décembre 2012 - 03:46 .

[paxxton]

lex0r11 wrote...

estebanus wrote...

[...]

Just curious, but have you ever been stationed outside of the US as part of your job?

Yep. Actually, I was only in the US for the basic and minor stuff. Been in Germany most of my life.

Stationed? Are you a US Soldier or a Marine?

Modifié par paxxton, 25 décembre 2012 - 02:25 .