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[0oSPIRITo0]

l7986 wrote...

BP93 wrote...

I go on Maury to find out who the father is.

Maury: So Shepard are you ready to find out who the father of your child is?
Shep: Dont even need to tell me Maury I alreadyknow its that deadbeat Vakarian.
Garrus: **** I told you Dextro DNA
guy of stage hands Maury test resuslts
Maury: The results are in
everyone's nervous
Maury: In the case of 2 year old Shepard, dramatic pause, Garrus Vakarian you are not the father.
Shepard runs off stage all dramatic and crying into the couch
Garrus: Man told that ho dextro DNA
Maury walks back stage
Shep while crying: The father wasnt anyone on my crew who was it?
Maury: We have the reuslts here but you may not like them.
Shep: Who was it?
Maury:It doesnt say his name but the only clue is he likes to "Assume Direct Control"
Shep: OMG NO!!!!
Camera cuts to Maury by audience
Maury: Tune in next week for Deadbeat Reaper baby dadies.

omg i laugh so freaking hard

[EpicBoot2daFace]

I really think that this whole idea goes beyond the realm of video games and is just creepy. But then again, I'm on BSN. Everything is weird and creepy here.

[TheSovietPenguin]

There will be another mass effect. It is inevitable.

Not sure if it will be a prequal or an interqual since they've pretty much covered all of the relevent events in books/comics. It will likely take place further in the future of the me universe.

Side note: Just because the me3 endings are what they are doesn't mean bioware can't make a sequal involving them.

[suprhomre]

My Renegade Shepard will make an abortion. Problem solved.

[Zuzu Mumu]

And then there was only darkness , reaching from the night beyond our world and thus the shadow fell and leached and sucked on every little joy in the world till there was nothing left and from that nothing , from the ashes of our ashes and the tears of the ones before us , a new dawn will spawn , only this time , with no truth , without order and nothing or no one to call upon on our darkest of hours. Some people want forgiveness , others need redemption or retribution , but some , just some , seek atonement , for all our deeds and words and actions will be judged. And by all these , we shall be condemned ....

Oh wait wait wait .. wth am i saying ?
Hell no , NO abortions -.- i need some sleep , my brain is on auto mode atm , so it's not really computing

[Bobby Peru]

Zuzu Mumu wrote...

And then there was only darkness , reaching from the night beyond our world and thus the shadow fell and leached and sucked on every little joy in the world till there was nothing left and from that nothing , from the ashes of our ashes and the tears of the ones before us , a new dawn will spawn , only this time , with no truth , without order and nothing or no one to call upon on our darkest of hours. Some people want forgiveness , others need redemption or retribution , but some , just some , seek atonement , for all our deeds and words and actions will be judged. And by all these , we shall be condemned ....

Oh wait wait wait .. wth am i saying ?
Hell no , NO abortions -.- i need some sleep , my brain is on auto mode atm , so it's not really computing

How about Shep's bastard child comes back to haunt him in ME5? No abortions, just harmless abandonment

[xbb1024]

Bobby Peru wrote...

Zuzu Mumu wrote...

And then there was only darkness , reaching from the night beyond our world and thus the shadow fell and leached and sucked on every little joy in the world till there was nothing left and from that nothing , from the ashes of our ashes and the tears of the ones before us , a new dawn will spawn , only this time , with no truth , without order and nothing or no one to call upon on our darkest of hours. Some people want forgiveness , others need redemption or retribution , but some , just some , seek atonement , for all our deeds and words and actions will be judged. And by all these , we shall be condemned ....

Oh wait wait wait .. wth am i saying ?
Hell no , NO abortions -.- i need some sleep , my brain is on auto mode atm , so it's not really computing

How about Shep's bastard child comes back to haunt him in ME5? No abortions, just harmless abandonment

This going to become an abortion debate?

I might check this thread again later to see if a flame war has started.

[HollowSunsets]

If my FemShep became pregnant, I would turn off the damn game and return it.
This may be something pertaining to your particular headcanon fantasy but it sure isn't part of mine.

Accept that if there is a Mass Effect 4, (The likeliness of there being a Mass Effect 4 is very small), Shepard will NOT be in it.
If she/he was, Bioware would have a lot of retconning and explaining to do.

[Keevah]

This seems fun, I'll join
If my femsheps get impregnated by Vakarian, That hybrid child should definitely be the hero of the future ME.

[Zuzu Mumu]

Keevah wrote...

This seems fun, I'll join
If my femsheps get impregnated by Vakarian, That hybrid child should definitely be the hero of the future ME.

hell yeah! dont mind the haters ! we shall overcome!

[Zuzu Mumu]

suprhomre wrote...

My Renegade Shepard will make an abortion. Problem solved.

bad bad suprhomre! 

[grzmot22]

Not gonna happen. I'm okay with femShep having kids but not during game. I don't like the idea of Mass Sims 4.

and I can't imagine turian-human child

[Zuzu Mumu]

grzmot22 wrote...

Not gonna happen. I'm okay with femShep having kids but not during game. I don't like the idea of Mass Sims 4.

and I can't imagine turian-human child

Get familiar with the cross traits resolve.
the child of 2 different species can , through CTR , which stabilises the evolutionary part of the DNA related to shape and external looks , look indeed like one of the species while retaining the cumulated combines aspects of the cells.
Stronger  physique , higher resistance , faster analysis of thought +++
It does not have to be a hybrid to be the best of both. Example : The Asari . No matter who the other mate is ,the child always looks the same . get it? Humans or other species can doit too with technology.

[Giant ambush beetle]

The coat hanger is in the locker.

[Zuzu Mumu]

The Woldan wrote...

The coat hanger is in the locker.

no! absolutely no o.o

[ShadyKat]

Hard to have a baby when your body was vaporized.

[themikefest]

Samantha and femshep can have a child mixing their dna together
it would be cool to have femshep pregnant, I don't see it in ME4

[ShadyKat]

Snake91 wrote...

rapscallioness wrote...

My FemShep won't be making any sequels. She's dead. May she rest in peace. She's earned it.

Actually she/he is not dead

Ahhhh yes the "breath scene." How did he/she survive? Synthesis, Shep was absorbed. Control Shep was vaporized. And destroy, was blown up. All 3 ending, there wasn't enough left of Shepard to put into a ziploc bag. The breath scene makes little sense, and was mostly just fan service for the people that got 100% galactic readiness. Pretty sure bioware killed off shep, and have said since day one, this trilogy would end his/her story. Don't know why people can't let Shep go.

[DarthLaxian]

Jedi31293 wrote...

I will never understand this obsession with having kids in ME. This is a sci-fi RPG shooter, not Harvest Moon or a Sims game. Raising a family just simply makes no sense in any ME game, unless Sims: Mass Effect Edition gets made, God forbid.

agreed (totally) - also i am kind of biased (i never want to have ANY kids of my own - i don't play the lottery and having kids IMHO is a lot like it, even more as laws concerning divorce, custody (of the child/or children) and alimony are all in favour of women...sorry, i am not becoming a "slave" to someone else(and their bank-account), then there is the "problem" if the child is healthy or not, if it has say ADHD (which it could get from me) and i know how hard an attention deficit disorder is (at least if you do not want to be on medication all the time) etc. so no, no children for me)

as for children in games (and movies etc.):

why? - it so cliche (and IMHO it is mostly women who want it and it ruins games/books (hunger games anyone? or the black magician series?), even more if the people in the books/films stated they did not want children at all (i don't think total 180's are all that common on this issue!))

greetings LAX

[Methaluan_Sylver]

Really, 6 mounths ago and not a single "I didnt do it" joke. Humanity may still have a chance to grow up and mature after all. Not me though... came here looking for the joke...

I respect the opinions and ideias, just no seeing it happening. If it does, I sure hope they make less guns and more opcions to customize the future child clothing, just less Cerberus logos that the actual Shepard armour in ME3.

Modifié par Methaluan_Sylver, 24 janvier 2013 - 03:34 .

[Zuzu Mumu]

Methaluan_Sylver wrote...

Really, 6 mounths ago and not a single "I didnt do it" joke. Humanity may still have a chance to grow up and mature after all. Not me though... came here looking for the joke...

I respect the opinions and ideias, just no seeing it happening. If it does, I sure hope they make less guns and more opcions to customize the future child clothing, just less Cerberus logos that the actual Shepard armour in ME3.

Respect for you sir , the comment is so polite you deserve reputation +5 REP^_^

[Zkyire]

You necro'd a 5 month old thread?

[Ananka]

Edit: Nevermind, I see this is an old thread and that I've already answered.
It would still suck, though.

Modifié par Annaka, 24 janvier 2013 - 06:14 .

[Zuzu Mumu]

Zkyire wrote...

You necro'd a 5 month old thread?

what, u mean my thread?
i love to necro myself and i reserve myself the right to doit.
a thread is only alive as long as you keep it alive and it will therefore only be dead when or if i let it.

any other interesting thoughts? such as any topic related ones? or you only stick to random conclusions?

Modifié par Zuzu Mumu, 25 janvier 2013 - 12:26 .