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[stjabr]

An easy one to guess, hoping no-ones already tried it:

N7 Slayer: "What do you mean we won't get revived?"
Novaguard: "It won't get us revived."
N7 Slayer: "If we die in a game we get revived."
Drellguard: "Not from this. We're too heavily bugged to be revived that way."
N7 Slayer: "Right. So what happens when we die?"
Novaguard: "We drop into limbo."
Smashguard: "Are you serious?"
Kroguard: "Limbo?"
Smashguard: "Unconstructed game space."
Kroguard: "Well, what the hell is down there?"
Smashguard: "Just raw, infinite subconscious. Nothing is down there! Except for whatever might have been left behind by anyone sharing the game whose been trapped there before. Which in our case is just you."
Kroguard: "Well, how long can we be stuck there?"
Drellguard: "Don't even think about trying to escape until the extraction is..."
N7 Slayer: "How long?"
Drellguard: "It could be infinite, I don't know!"

[WestLakeDragon]

"The extraction is 30 seconds away. I'll be there in 10."



*After getting dropped from a Banshee pick-up*
Ex-Cerberus Vanguard: You okay?
Krogan Sentinel: Naw, man. I'm pretty f**in far from okay
Vanguard: What now?
Krogan: What now? Let me tell you 'what now'. I'mma call up some hard Red Sand hitting Krogan, who'll go to work on the Banshee here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You here me talkin' Reaper b*tch? I ain't through with you by a damned slight. I'mma get medieval on your ass.

[Wrath of Conor]

You're a clever girl Banshee, I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last.

[Wrath of Conor]

What? Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Protheans bombed London? Hell no!

[RomanowRomanow]

"They couldn't hit a brute from this distance with their Piran..."

[stjabr]

Cookies for whoever gets this one, and my last post:

Geth just backed into an Atlas’ Insta-Kill. After being revived later:
Geth: "We didn't see it there."
Quarian: "It's a four ton Atlas, Geth. It’s not as if it's a packet of f***ing peanuts, is it?"
Geth: "It was at a funny angle."
Quarian: "It's behind you, Geth. Whenever you reverse, things come from behind you."

In case you hadn't guessed - I'm loving this thread.

[stjabr]

RomanowRomanow wrote...

"They couldn't hit a brute from this distance with their Piran..."

I'm not sure if this is a film quote as well, but I believe these are also apparently the last words of a real life war general, possibly in the American Civil War if I remember right. Obviously not "brute" or "piranha", but equivalent!

[Star fury]

Let's see how many recognize this movie.

Game Unknown/Unknown/Gold

Random #2:
How many gold games is this for you, mate?



Lobby host:
Thirty eight... FB White Geth.



Random #3:
How many *real* golds?



Lobby host:
Uh, two. Including this one.



Random #4:
****.



Random #3:
Oh, man...

[ZGaiden]

"Get your hands off me you damn dirty banshee."

"If your gonna down a man, you better make sure you stomp 'em hard."

"Reapers. There goes the planet."

After rest of team wipes on silver wave 4 and soloing it: "I knew it, I'm surrounded by noobs. Keep firing noobs!"

Modifié par ZGaiden, 03 août 2012 - 12:51 .

[bob2.0]

Star fury wrote...

Let's see how many recognize this movie.

Game Unknown/Unknown/Gold

Random #2:
How many gold games is this for you, mate?

Lobby host:
Thirty eight... FB White Geth.

Random #3:
How many *real* golds?

Lobby host:
Uh, two. Including this one.

Random #4:
****.

Random #3:
Oh, man...

Apparently, the host saw a Reaper once.

[DoubleHell]

Star fury wrote...

Let's see how many recognize this movie.

Game Unknown/Unknown/Gold

Random #2:
How many gold games is this for you, mate?



Lobby host:
Thirty eight... FB White Geth.



Random #3:
How many *real* golds?



Lobby host:
Uh, two. Including this one.



Random #4:
****.



Random #3:
Oh, man...

The dropship scene from "Aliens"

[Home run MF]

Playing geth engineer, 'Every death brings me closer to the singularity'.

[Star fury]

DoubleHell wrote...

The dropship scene from "Aliens"

And the prize goes to... DoubleHell!

[Lastury]

Star fury wrote...

Let's see how many recognize this movie.

Game Unknown/Unknown/Gold

Random #2:
How many gold games is this for you, mate?



Lobby host:
Thirty eight... FB White Geth.



Random #3:
How many *real* golds?



Lobby host:
Uh, two. Including this one.



Random #4:
****.



Random #3:
Oh, man...

Then the host, having barely survived throughout the match, goes to pick up a random felled by ravager acid.  Running headlong into danger during the extraction round, his efforts are gallant but he is unable to fight off the forces with his Predator pistol to cover their retreat.

Random:  You always were a noob, mate

[Voorhees88]

" They're all gonna laugh at you"

-carrie-

no need to replace any words

[Voorhees88]

"hello Banshee, I want to play a game"

someone better get this

[DoubleHell]

Drell Adept: "I’m very little! You cheat very big Dr Geth Hunter, you cheat! You shoot while pulled! You owe me medpack!!"

[MearasNZ]

Two different movie quotes here... choccy bikkies to anyone that can guess, though the first one is pretty easy...


N7 Demolisher: Well QME, it looks like you managed to keep me here a while longer.
QME: I had nothing to do with it. General Reegar thinks it's dangerous for anyone to leave the system until they've deactivated the Reaper devices.
N7 Demolisher: That's a good story. I think you just can't bear to let a gorgeous pylon like mine out of your sight.
QME: I don't know where you get your delusions, 'nade brain.
(Asari Justicar laughs)
N7 Demolisher: Laugh it up, bioball. 
 



I must not farm. Farming is the mind killer. Farming is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face the farming. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the farmers have gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

Modifié par MearasNZ, 03 août 2012 - 01:41 .

[Annapurna]

stjabr wrote...

Cookies for whoever gets this one, and my last post:

Geth just backed into an Atlas’ Insta-Kill. After being revived later:
Geth: "We didn't see it there."
Quarian: "It's a four ton Atlas, Geth. It’s not as if it's a packet of f***ing peanuts, is it?"
Geth: "It was at a funny angle."
Quarian: "It's behind you, Geth. Whenever you reverse, things come from behind you."

In case you hadn't guessed - I'm loving this thread.

Snatch. No oatmeal raisn, please.

[Carne Diablo]

Welcome to FBWGG.
The first rule of FBWGG is: you do not talk about FBWGG.
The second rule of FBWGG is: you DO NOT talk about FBWGG!
The third rule of FBWGG: someone yells, "I'm down!" goes limp, everybody bleeds out, the match is over.
Fourth rule: only 4 guys to a lobby.
Fifth rule: one missile at a time, fellas.
Sixth rule: no Avengers, no Shruikens.
Seventh rule: get as much credits as you can.
And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at FBWGG, you have to farm.

[WestLakeDragon]

Carne Diablo wrote...

Welcome to FBWGG.
The first rule of FBWGG is: you do not talk about FBWGG.
The second rule of FBWGG is: you DO NOT talk about FBWGG!
The third rule of FBWGG: someone yells, "I'm down!" goes limp, everybody bleeds out, the match is over.
Fourth rule: only 4 guys to a lobby.
Fifth rule: one missile at a time, fellas.
Sixth rule: no Avengers, no Shruikens.
Seventh rule: get as much credits as you can.
And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at FBWGG, you have to farm.

His name was Krysae Infiltrator. His name was Krysae Infiltrator. His name was Krysae Infiltrator.

[Shad Croly]

tMc Tallgeese wrote...

Shad Croly wrote...

In a group where an Overconfidant Party Leader suddenly switches the difficulty to Platinum in a group full of low-level party members...

Low-Level Player: "You goofed, you errored. You misinterpreted the data at hand. Let me explain the whole situation in a nutshell: There's 4 of us, and 5 billion of them! They have Brutes with wrecking-balls for hands, Ravagers with death cannons on their heads, and magnet hands. We have this... *holds up a Locust IV*..."

Overconfident Party Leader: "Is it loaded?"

Low-Level Player: "Let's find out!" *points Locust at Overconfident Party Leader*

(A round of drinks at Purgatory to whoever gets this reference.)

Space Invaders? 

Damn... guess I should have picked a more obscure movie...

Modifié par Shad Croly, 03 août 2012 - 01:19 .

[DoubleHell]

PC Player: Can't play Mass Effect 3 - on-line-pass.
EA: Yeah.
PC Player: On-line-pass.
Bioware: Yeah, Online Pass, PC players don't need an Online Pass.
PC Player: On-line-pass!
Bioware: We're newly acquired. Just met. You know how it is. Big company buys little company, sparks happen...
PC Player: On-line-pass!
Bioware: Yes, EA knows PC Players don't need an Online Pass...

Modifié par DoubleHell, 03 août 2012 - 01:22 .

[WestLakeDragon]

They left our planets long ago, the Enkindler race still learn and grow. Their power grows with fervor strong, to claim the home where they belong. Home to tear the Reapers down, and home to change!

Kudos to who gets this one. Hint: it isn't a movie quote.

Modifié par WestLakeDragon, 03 août 2012 - 01:34 .

[BouncyFrag]

"Ever dance with the Banshee in the pale moon light?"