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[TazMonkey2011]

Earth systems alliance reporter: "N7 Destroyer, What is best in life?"
"To crush your enimies, see them driven before you and to hear the lamentaions of the banshees."

[WestLakeDragon]

'N7 rank? We ain't got no N7 rank! We don't need no N7 rank! I don't have to show you no stinkin' N7 rank!'

'Of all the camp spots in town, she walks into mine'

'I love the smell of URs in the morning'

[Nydus Templar]

Drell on Firebase Reactor: (Imitating Quarian Engineer) "Drell, becareful what you shoot at. Most things in here don't react too well to slugs."

Drell: "Yeah...like me. I don't react too well to slugs..."

Geth flood out blazing away with bottomless clips of Pulse Rifle, Missile Launcher, and Plasma Shotgun fire as the Drell dives for cover.

Drell: "I have to becareful what I shoot at?!"

Modifié par Nydus Templar, 03 août 2012 - 08:35 .

[TazMonkey2011]

N7 Pallidan: "What's your secret Urdnot Hulk how do you keep it in check"
Urdnot Hulk: "Tat's my secret Cap.....I'm always angry"

[Wrath of Conor]

Wrath of Conor: What do you think the chances are of a guy like me buying a PSP... and getting an UR?
BioDev1: Well, Wrath, that's difficult to say. I mean, we don't really...
Wrath of Conor: Hit me with it! Just give it to me straight! I saved up a million credits just to buy PSPs, BioDev1. The least you can do is level with me. What are my chances?
BioDev1: Not good.
Wrath of Conor: You mean, not good like one out of a hundred?
BioDev1: I'd say more like one out of a million.
[pause]
Wrath of Conor: So you're telling me there's a chance... *YEAH!*

Modifié par Wrath of Conor, 03 août 2012 - 10:47 .

[Wrath of Conor]

Eric Fagnan: Who is this person who speaks to me as though I needed his advice?
Noob: I have declared Cyonan my high counselor.
Eric Fagnan: Is he qualified?
Cyonan: I am skilled in the arts of coalesced.bin and GoogleDoc tactics, Sire.
Eric Fagnan: Are you? Then tell me, what advice would you offer on the present situation?

[Wrath of Conor]

Geth Prime: [Wave 2 - Hydra] Legion, we have visitors. Fall in behind me. Blorp!
[approaches N7-1 Demolisher and N7-1000 Shadow, then speaks to N7-1000 Shadow]
Geth Prime: I hear you jumped some of my Assault Troopers last wave.
N7-1000 Shadow: Afraid facts mixed up.
Geth Prime: You calling Rocket Trooper a liar?
N7-1000 Shadow: No call no one nothing.
Geth Prime: What are you here for, N7?
N7-1000 Shadow: Come ask leave N7-1 alone.
Geth Prime: What's the matter, the N7-1 can't take care of his own problems?
N7-1000 Shadow: One to one problem, yes. FIVE to one problem, too much ask anyone.
Geth Prime: Is that what's bothering you? The odds? Well, we can fix that. Feel like rambo-ing, Rocket Trooper?
Rocket Trooper: Yes, Geth Prime!
N7-1000 Shadow: No more fighting.
Geth Prime: This is Multiplayer Map-Hydra, not a knitting class. You don't come into my Map, drop a challenge and leave, N7. Now you get your boy on the map, or you and I will have a major problem.
N7-1000 Shadow: Too much advantage. Your map.
Geth Prime: Name a place.
N7-1000 Shadow: Glacier.
Geth Prime: [laughs] You've got real nerve, N7. Real nerve. But I think we can accomodate you. Can't we, Rocket Trooper?
Rocket Trooper: Yes, Geth Prime.
Geth Prime: Fall in.
[Rocket Trooper turns and leaves]
N7-1000 Shadow: Ask one more small request.
Geth Prime: Make it fast.
N7-1000 Shadow: Ask leave N7-1 alone to train for a few waves.
Geth Prime: You're a pushy little bastard, ain't ya? But I like that. I like that! All right. No one touches the prima donna until the objective waves. Is that understood?
[Legion responds with "Bleep Blorp YES PRIME!"]
Geth Prime: But if you don't show, it's open season on him... and you.

[Carne Diablo]

Human Sentinel, it's Vanguard, Krogan Vanguard. You're my lawyer so I think you should know: I've killed a lot of people. Some Banshees in Thessia uh, some homeless Geth Primes maybe 5 or 10, um a Phantom I met in London. I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed Asari Adept, my old girlfriend, with a Graal Spike Thrower, and some creature, uh some old Ravager with a Swarmer last week. I killed another Phantom with a Biotic Charge, I had to, she almost got away and uh someone else there I can't remember maybe a Nemesis, but she's dead too. And Marauder Shields. I killed Marauder Shields with a headbutt to the face, his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Noveria. I don't want to leave anything out here. I guess I've killed maybe 200 people, maybe 400. I have vids of a lot of it, uh some of the Phantoms have seen the vids. I even, um... I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of people. And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'm a pretty uh, I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, I may show up at Afterlife, so you know, keep your eyes open.

Modifié par Carne Diablo, 04 août 2012 - 03:40 .

[Xerorei]

count_4 wrote...

Xerorei wrote...

Human Adept: Are those live rounds?
N7 Devestator: seven-six-two millimeter. Full Metal Jacket.

N7 Fury: How tall are you private?!
Drell Vanguard: Ma'am, five foot nine, ma'am!
N7 Fury: Five foot nine, I didn't know they stacked fail that high!

N7 Shadow: Phantom I'm gonna give you three seconds, exactly three.fking.seconds to stop firing that hand cannon or I will cut off your hands and shadow strike you!

N7 Demolisher: Big Bada Boom

N7 Slayer on Platnium: I swear to Hackett if I survive this match I'm going to dance a jig.

Krogan Battlemaster: C'mon you Apes, you wanna live forever?!

The movie taste is strong with this one.

N7 does the dying, shuttles just do the flying!

N7 Destroyer: Eagle-One, Fox Two! *Firing a missle*

N7 Paladin to regular Soldier: Welcome to the party pal!

[Biotic_Warlock]

khannoir wrote...

From the American Blockbuster Snakes on a Plane

Replace snakes with banshees and replace plane with LZ.

[Xerorei]

darklystrike7 wrote...

Had to wait to get home to post this but those really into star wars will appreciate it. Just what any character would say before purchasing packs.

RNG is a lie, there are only uncommons.
Through maxed uncommons, I gain rares.
Through maxed rares, I gain character cards.
Through maxed character cards, I gain level IV consumables.
Through unending level IV consumables, the store is further broken.
The EA servers shall free me.

Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Thrugh passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The force shall free me.

*ignites saber, hooded face cast in a red glow, face still unseen*

Also for deep SW fans:


Nwûl tash.

Dzwol shâsotkun.

Shâsotjontû châtsatul nu tyûk.

Tyûkjontû châtsatul nu midwan.

Midwanjontû châtsatul nu asha.

Ashajontû kotswinot itsu nuyak.

Wonoksh Qyâsik nun.

[Bluebeam2012]

The 1st rule of FBWGG is that you do not talk about FBWGG.

The 2nd rule of FBWGG is that YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FBWGG.

- from Fight Club

[Xerorei]

Aerevyn wrote...

TazMonkey2011 wrote...

"The Krysea is my penis"

points for this reference

Dr. Horrible's SIngalong blog ftw... on that theme...

Stand back everyone, nothing here to see,
just imminent danger and in the middle of it me
Yes Krogan Vanguards here armor shining in the sun
I'll headbutt my allies just for fun...

A Maaaaaan's gotta do...

This appeared as a moral dilemma
cause at first it was weird though I swore to eliminate
the worst of the plage that devoured platnium games
It's true I was vague on the 'How' so how can it be that you've shown me the light

It's a brand new game, and the score is high
All the Banshees are singing that you're gonna die
How I hesitated now I wonder why
It's a brand new game

[Bladedrummer]

[Nitrocuban]

Shepard: But, that does not make sense becaus [obvious plot hole]
Catalyst: You think in such three-dimensional terms. How small you've become.

(It´s from ST: First Contact, Borg Queen explaining her existence in the movie but having been before in the series)