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[Bladedrummer]

"Batarian call home"
"I love the smell of Vorcha in the morning" No one. Ever.
"Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore" Concerning the new Rio map.
"We're gonna need a bigger gun" First impression on Platinum.
"There is no place like FBWGG" Farmers all.
"Show me the credits!!!" MPs all.
"I see dead troopers"
"Do you feel lucky. Do you punk? " Me poiting a Claymore X

[khannoir]

I know what you're thinking. 'Did he buy six packs or only five'? Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, i kind of lost track myself. But being that this is a Typhoon, the most powerful gun in the game, and before buying another premium specter pack, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well do ya, punk?

[darkrogueninja]

I've used this one before, but it helps to understand some people.
"The ignorance is strong in this one"

[SSPBOURNE]

theillusiveman11 wrote...

SSPBOURNE wrote...

Your emptiness speaks volumes.

No, YOU!

[darkrogueninja]

Bladedrummer wrote...

"Batarian call home"
"I love the smell of Vorcha in the morning" No one. Ever.
"Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore" Concerning the new Rio map.
"We're gonna need a bigger gun" First impression on Platinum.
"There is no place like FBWGG" Farmers all.
"Show me the credits!!!" MPs all.
"I see dead troopers"
"Do you feel lucky. Do you punk? " Me poiting a Claymore X

All these are good. But the credits one is true of all of us.
+15 internets. And you get a cookie

[PsiMatrix]

"Say hello to my little friend" - Anyone just before firing a Cobra Missile off.

[Dr. Doctor]

Just when I thought I was out...the Banshee pulls me back in.
-The Godfather pt III

[SSPBOURNE]

 
"When I was a new player, I had medi-gel, but I did not use it. I had mssiles, but I did not know it. And I had thermal clips, but I did not feel it. Many matches would pass before I understood the usage of all three. Now, in the twilight of my gameplay, misunderstanding has passed into contentment. White, Geth, and Gold, once so disposable, are the fuels that drive me forward."
-Motto of the Farmers.

Modifié par SSPBOURNE, 01 août 2012 - 05:27 .

[tMc Tallgeese]

N7 Shadow: There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous N7 is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of the Reapers. Blessed is he who, in the name of tactical cloak and sword mastery, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost souls. And I will shadow strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to indoctrinate and huskify my brothers. And you will know my rank as N7 when I lay my vengeance upon you."

I've been saying that spiel ever since I saw Pulp Fiction on my last leave. If you ever heard it, it meant my blade in your a**. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a Reaper before I popped a cap in his a**. But I saw some s**t on this mission that made me think twice. Now I'm thinking: It could mean you're the Reaper's agent. And I'm the righteous N7. And Mr. Katana here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous a** on this mission in the valley of darkness.

[Broganisity]

"What if I told you the Paladin was a good class?"

[tMc Tallgeese]

Kick In The Door wrote...


"You bring the crowns and heads of conquered devs to my city's steps! You insult my Piranha. You threaten my people with 'balance' and nerfs! Oh, I've chosen my words carefully, Nerfduck. Perhaps you should have done the same."

"This is blasphemy, this is madness!"

"Madness? This IS CO-OP MULTIPLAYER!!!!"

Awesome adaptation.  Inspired mine.

[Dr. Doctor]

Stand back, I'm gonna bust his bunker with the ex-wife.

-N7 Destroyer

[ProfGast]

And for today's broadcast, Alliance News Network's "Battlespace" brings you an inspiring transmission from Firebase Rio.


=====-----=====<BEGIN TRANSMISSION>=====-----=====


N7 Destroyer: "Your 'best?' Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and **** the Banshee!"

Human Soldier: "Carla was the b---- Wait. WHAT???!?!?!"

<END TRANSMISSION! END TRANSMISSION!!!>



Alliance News Network apologizes for the mix up in transmissions. The previous was intended for a different program...

Modifié par ProfGast, 01 août 2012 - 05:55 .

[Bladedrummer]

darkrogueninja wrote...

Bladedrummer wrote...

"Batarian call home"
"I love the smell of Vorcha in the morning" No one. Ever.
"Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore" Concerning the new Rio map.
"We're gonna need a bigger gun" First impression on Platinum.
"There is no place like FBWGG" Farmers all.
"Show me the credits!!!" MPs all.
"I see dead troopers"
"Do you feel lucky. Do you punk? " Me poiting a Claymore X

All these are good. But the credits one is true of all of us.
+15 internets. And you get a cookie

Nomnomnomnomnom cookie

Modifié par Bladedrummer, 01 août 2012 - 06:14 .

[Elotana]

NOVAGUARD: Put that adrenaline down.
Adrenaline's for closers only.
Do you think I'm ****ing with you? I am not ****ing with you. I'm here from downtown. I'm here from Hackett. And I'm here on a mission of mercy. You're the Drell?

DRELLGUARD: Yeah.

NOVAGUARD: You call yourself a Vanguard you son of a ****?

SMASHGUARD: I don't have to listen to this ****.

NOVAGUARD: You certainly don't, pal! Cause the good news is: you're fired. The bad news is: you've got, all you got, just one week to regain your jobs, starting tonight. Starting with tonight's sit. Oh, have I got your attention now? Good. Because we're adding a little something to this week's N7 operations. As you all know, first prize is an N7 Hurricane. Anyone want to see second prize? Second prize is a Cyclonic Modulator IV.
Third prize is you're fired.
You get the picture? You laughing now? You got drones. Alliance paid good money. Get the drones to extraction! You can't close the drone you're given, you can't close ****? You ARE ****, hit the bricks pal and beat it cause you are going out!

DRELLGUARD: My barriers are weak.

NOVAGUARD: "My barriers are weak." ****ing barriers are weak? YOU'RE weak. I've been in this business since beta.

SMASHGUARD: What's your name?

NOVAGUARD: **** YOU, that's my name!

[HiGamerCAT]

Mordred_Moridin wrote...

"Wait, we can't stop here! This is banshee country."

stop doing red sand on N7 mission

[BiO]

They're nerfing the Krysae! Then they're going to nerf the Piranha! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!

[Sinapus]

"This may prove interesting." "Define interesting." "'Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die'?"

Oh and for the "Vanguard glitching" line someone provided:

Glitching Vanguard: "It's okay! I'm a leaf on the wind!"
Another Player: "What does that mean?!"

Modifié par Sinapus, 01 août 2012 - 06:24 .

[Bladedrummer]

Choose me3 MP. Choose a class. Choose a race. Choos a clan. Choose an effin big screen to play it on,
choose coolig pads, laptops, N7 limited collector's edition and gaming mice.
Choose medigel, lots of survival OPS packs and Ammo Capacity. Choose low cost Veteran packs.
Choose a starter pack. Choose your friends. Choose to game in your underwear with a fan on.
Choose premade builds on for your characters on youtube or choose DIY builds and wondering how the eff you
wiped on bronze on sunday morning (operation weekend). Choose sitting on that couch reading mind-numbing
spirit-crushing game forums, stuffing effin junk into your mouth. Choose rotting away and at the end of it all
pissing your last in a fail platinum run, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish BSN brats you have
trained to replace yourself.
Choose your future. Choose ME3 MP... but why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not choose ME3 MP:
I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons.
Who needs reasons when you got Super Mario Kart 7 on 3DS.

Edit : punctuation, typos.

Modifié par Bladedrummer, 01 août 2012 - 06:32 .

[Bladedrummer]

BTW kudos, I saw quite a few excellent ones in here.

"Oh my god they killed the Krysae"

"You bastards!"

Modifié par Bladedrummer, 01 août 2012 - 06:30 .

[chcknwng]

N7 Paladin: You shall not pass!

[Zero132132]

"Welcome to Earth!"

[Lynx7725]

I'm disappointed in the lot of you. So many and this hasn't came up yet?

"I am altering the balance. Pray I don't alter it any further."

[BouncyFrag]

I have been and shall always be your broguard.

One RNG to bring them all and in the darkness troll them.

Nobody tosses a Kroguard.

[corporal doody]

man....i read the title as Air Quotes in MP and was expecting another one of his l33t platinum speed runs.

I R disappoint