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[DHKany]

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a M-6 Carnifex, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

(p.s I know the Paladin is the most powerful, but shhhhhh)

[corporal doody]

A Banshee hung me from my head once. ONCE!

[count_4]

Jack Crapper wrote...

"That's it man, game over man, game over! What the f*ck are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do??"
-As you turn your console/PC off. Alternatively, you can exclaim this after every extraction or everytime you go down.

"Maybe we can build a fire, sing a couple of songs, huh?"


@Topic: "One does not simply stun a Geth Hunter." - said the Geth Hunter after a Throw and shot you in the face...

Modifié par count_4, 01 août 2012 - 07:33 .

[PimplyPete]

"Kill me! Come on! Kill me! I'm here! Come on! Do it now! Kill MEEEEE!!!"

Something one might say trying to get the enemies attention while teammate retrieve object.

P.S.  I know it's not altered, but it'll do.

Modifié par PimplyPete, 01 août 2012 - 07:34 .

[Oldzuu]

Dr. Doctor wrote...

Stand back, I'm gonna bust his bunker with the ex-wife.

-N7 Destroyer

That was pretty sweet. ^^
Although, strangely enough, I like the Missile Launcher for some Maker-forsaken reason.

[Squire Rudi]

"What the hell are we supposed to use, man? Harsh language?"

N7 Destroyer after the Typhoon nerf. Not that I have the Typhoon, but everybody who has it seems to be pretty sad about the nerf...

[darkrogueninja]

I had a friend who was called Kenny. O, the irony. I revived him a lot

[Xerorei]

Human Adept: Are those live rounds?
N7 Devestator: seven-six-two millimeter. Full Metal Jacket.

N7 Fury: How tall are you private?!
Drell Vanguard: Ma'am, five foot nine, ma'am!
N7 Fury: Five foot nine, I didn't know they stacked fail that high!

N7 Shadow: Phantom I'm gonna give you three seconds, exactly three.fking.seconds to stop firing that hand cannon or I will cut off your hands and shadow strike you!

N7 Demolisher: Big Bada Boom

N7 Slayer on Platnium: I swear to Hackett if I survive this match I'm going to dance a jig.

Krogan Battlemaster: C'mon you Apes, you wanna live forever?!

Modifié par Xerorei, 01 août 2012 - 08:29 .

[Daynan]

"Son, your ego is writing cheques your body can't cash."

-- Top Gun

[PKSovereign]

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

-N7 Paladin

[MrDaniels1985]

Here's a couple lines each from X-Men, Snatch, and The Expendables respectively.

Asari Adept: You ****** sapiens and your guns!

Bioware Devs to Missle Glitchers: You lost your money. You keep this up, you'll lose something else.

N7 Shadow to Phantom: Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible c**t... me.

N7 Armorer referring to the Crusader: Heavy is good, heavy is reliable. If it doesn't work … you can always hit them with it.

Kroguard while arguing with a Drellguard: What do you wear, size three? Bring it, Happy Feet.

Any Infiltrator to any other character: You know what? I trust you. I want you to meet my girlfriend (holds up a round for his Pre-Nerf Krysae) Omya Kaboom.
Other Character: You lost me.
Infiltrator: When Omya's prime is struck, she give off a miniature warhead that arms itself. And when that happens, anything that gets in my lady's way becomes instant red sauce and Jell-O.

[Qror_pl]

How about no, you crazy Dutch bastard!
- PSP to me while I ask it to have UR (I'm not even dutch but I guess you'll get it)

[mybudgee]

Every time you use the Typhoon:
"I gotcha! You BAST*RDS!!! AAAAAAARRRRRRGH!!!"
- Bill Duke in Predator after he finds Jesse Ventura dead & mows down the jungle

Modifié par mybudgee, 01 août 2012 - 08:37 .

[RuthlessGravity]

"I think we just broke the record for the number of gun fights in one week!"

[tMc Tallgeese]

Vader to the collection of Vorcha and Quarians:

"I want them alive. NO Reegarizations!"

[tMc Tallgeese]

N7 Destroyer to Human Soldier:
Well, I believe in ammo, the rifle, the grenade, the curves of the Asari backside, devastator mode, high scores, good scotch... that the issues of Fornax are self-indulgent overrated crap. I believe Garrus Vakarian acted alone, I believe there ought to be a Council decree outlawing armament limits and rules of engagement. I believe in the head shot, soft core pornography, opening your presents on Christmas morning rather than on Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, interrogations of traitors that last three nights.



Any guesses?

Modifié par tMc Tallgeese, 01 août 2012 - 12:51 .

[Shadow Shep]

"Say Mraw! again m*********er I dare you"

-pulp fiction

Modifié par DJCubed, 01 août 2012 - 12:54 .

[tMc Tallgeese]

Human Engineer to Human Soldier: "Soldier, when someone asks you if you're a Destroyer, you say YES!"

[TaliPhoenix]

The deadliest weapon in the world is a Krogan and his headbutt. It is your killer instinct which must be harnessed if you expect to survive in combat. Your headbutt is only a tool. It is a hard heart that kills. If your killer instincts are not clean and strong you will hesitate at the moment of truth. You will not kill. You will become dead Krogan. And then you will be in a world of sh*t. Because Krogan are not allowed to die without permission! Do you maggots understand?

[TaliPhoenix]

Regarding Particle Rifles:
"Don't cross the streams!"

[count_4]

Xerorei wrote...

Human Adept: Are those live rounds?
N7 Devestator: seven-six-two millimeter. Full Metal Jacket.

N7 Fury: How tall are you private?!
Drell Vanguard: Ma'am, five foot nine, ma'am!
N7 Fury: Five foot nine, I didn't know they stacked fail that high!

N7 Shadow: Phantom I'm gonna give you three seconds, exactly three.fking.seconds to stop firing that hand cannon or I will cut off your hands and shadow strike you!

N7 Demolisher: Big Bada Boom

N7 Slayer on Platnium: I swear to Hackett if I survive this match I'm going to dance a jig.

Krogan Battlemaster: C'mon you Apes, you wanna live forever?!

The movie taste is strong with this one.

[SimulatedSnowman]

"I ain't got time to bleed...out."

I guess people who go hug phantoms when farming Glacier were also in Predator

[xXdmndmnXx]

Kick In The Door wrote...


"You bring the crowns and heads of conquered devs to my city's steps! You insult my Piranha. You threaten my people with 'balance' and nerfs! Oh, I've chosen my words carefully, Nerfduck. Perhaps you should have done the same."

"This is blasphemy, this is madness!"

"Madness? This IS CO-OP MULTIPLAYER!!!!"

Lol, i actually read that in King Leonidas' voice from the very start. Strange i know, but it just happened

[YuenglingDragon]

Cerberus Interrogator: What does the N7 Shadow look like?
Operative: What?
Cerberus Interrogator: What planet are you from?
Operative: What? What? Wh - ?
Cerberus Interrogator: "What" ain't no planet I've ever heard of. They speak English on What?
Operative: What?
Cerberus Interrogator: English, mother****er, do you speak it?
Operative: Yes! Yes!
Cerberus Interrogator: Then you know what I'm sayin'!
Operative: Yes!
Cerberus Interrogator: Describe what the N7 Shadow looks like!
Operative: What?
Cerberus Interrogator: Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you mother****er, say 'what' one more Goddamn time!

Modifié par YuenglingDragon, 01 août 2012 - 01:20 .

[Zombie Inc 91]

Needs more Batman! The one I always find myself saying before a match:

"And here. We. Go." - The Joker
"When your rambo team lies in ashes... then you have my permission to die." - Geth Pyros