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[YuenglingDragon]

On Vanguards:

I've been trying to figure something in my head, and maybe you can help me out, yeah? When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Thermal Clips", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how ****ing crazy I really am!"? Yeah. Do you guys do that?

Modifié par YuenglingDragon, 01 août 2012 - 01:20 .

[eladrion101]

This is my Typhoon.
There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My Typhoon is my best friend.
It is my life. I must master it, as I must master my life.

Without me my Typhoon is useless.
Without my Typhoon, I am useless.
I must fire my Typhoon true.
I must shoot straighter than those Marauders who are trying to kill me.
I must shoot them before they shoots me.
I will.

Before God I swear this creed.
My Typhoon and myself are defenders of my planet.
We are the masters of our enemy.
We are the saviours of my life.
So be it ... until there is no enemy

...
but peace. Amen.

I am surprised noone came up with that yet.

Modifié par eladrion101, 01 août 2012 - 01:22 .

[Wrath of Conor]

Squad Leader (speaking for Asari): She say no boom-boom with Batarian. She say Batarian too beau coup.

Batarian: What we have here, little blue-haired sister, is a magnificent specimen of pure Batarian Ballistic Blades. But it ain't too goddamned beau coup.

[Aerevyn]

When you get grabbed... especially when a team mate gets you out of it... "Get your stinkin' claws off me you damn dirty banshee"

When you're the one doing the saving... "Get away from her you ****!!!"

Said by the enemy when 2 asari get their biotic combos going... "two-by-two, hands of blue"

When the collecting a package mission goes wrong... "Why couldn't you just put the reaper tech back in the extraction zone?" (Replace with bunny & box & say in an Alabama accent if you're confused)

When someone runs around a corner into 3 phantoms & an atlas... "It's a trap!"

Modifié par Aerevyn, 01 août 2012 - 01:47 .

[Charmile]

Banshee to a non-Earth character: "If this is an elite fighting force, where is the Demolisher?"

*impales character*

[SWFanatic]

The one I think the most often is:
"Must go faster...must go faster." (Jurassic Park)

Reviving someone and getting dropped in the process and they just run off =
"Earn this." (Saving Private Ryan)

"FBW...I'm still in FBW..."

"Beacons? We don't need no stinking beacons."

And of course...when pugging = "I knew it I'm surrounded by newbs. Keep firing newbs!"

Modifié par SWFanatic, 01 août 2012 - 01:45 .

[Moonwish]

That Halo Dude wrote...

"I'm a leaf on the wind; watch how I soar."
-anyone who's Vanguard-glitching

There is a tear in my eye... thank you

[khannoir]

tMc Tallgeese wrote...

N7 Destroyer to Human Soldier:
Well, I believe in ammo, the rifle, the grenade, the curves of the Asari backside, devastator mode, high scores, good scotch... that the issues of Fornax are self-indulgent overrated crap. I believe Garrus Vakarian acted alone, I believe there ought to be a Council decree outlawing armament limits and rules of engagement. I believe in the head shot, soft core pornography, opening your presents on Christmas morning rather than on Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, interrogations of traitors that last three nights.

Any guesses?

Bull Duram?

Batarian Soldier
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."


Misile Glitcher- "You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a N7 . I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I
am."


"Mama always said Specter Packs was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." (But I do and its name is ammo IV)

Banshees -
"Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer."

[YuenglingDragon]

Another from Se7en.

"What's in the box? What's in the box?"

-When risking your damn life for pizza delivery

[Felhand]

"What we've got here is a failure to use a mic."

"If you build it, they will come." (Lament of a Demolisher's Pylon)

Infiltrator: "I see dead people."

"Get your stinking claws off me, you damn dirty banshee."

[Saans Shadow]

After Revive Glitch:
Teammates: "Fury, we're sorry. We thought you were dead."
You: "I was. I'm better now."

After winning a bronze match:
"At last, we can retire and give up this life of farming"

[count_4]

Fury: "No power in the 'verse can stop me."

[HashimSharif]

'Some men just want to watch the world burn'
drell vanguard with a javelin

[Aerevyn]

The soldier to the biotic: "Ancient weapons & hokey powers are no match for a good Heavy Pistol at your side kid"

N7 Fury "Ours is the fury" (House Baratheon's words)

To the N7 infiltrator: "You do not fight with honour"
N7 Infiltrator: "No... [looks down at corpse], He did"

"Mama always said that PSPs are like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get"

After a rough round 9 with all the players on mics ****ing at each other "We've seen how bad things can get and they're going to get a whole lot worse so we're not going to fight anymore! We're going to pull together and we're going to find a way to get out of here! First we're gonna seal off this..." As a banshee grabs him.

[tMc Tallgeese]

All Infiltrators: "Not a balance in the verse that can stop me."

N7 Destroyer when he gets an Asari teammate: "I'll be in my bunk."

[Councilworker]

"Orbital Bombardment, it's the only way to be sure!"

"Frying tonight!" Vorcha catchphrase while using Flamer.

"I find your lack of mic's, disturbing!" Gold player when faced with 3 Random players with no mic's.

"Marines we are leaving!" under 10 seconds left on evac and someone is not in the circle.

[Raythehat]

Summarizing the plan in the lobby - "Take shuttle, go to White, kill Geth - sorry - grab teammates, go to the Fleet, have a nice cold pint and wait for all of this to blow over."

[Wrath of Conor]

Your ancestors are Vorcha. Yeah, and your great-great-great-great grandmother ****ed a Vorcha, yeah, and she had a half Vorcha kid... Now, if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying?

[don of all dons]

Some quality posting here
I approve

[Wentletrap]

I've seen a Banshee cast Warp through a concrete wall.  Soldiers have emptied entire clips at them and hit nothing but air. Yet their strength and their speed are still based in a world that is built on rules. Because of that, they will never be as strong or as fast as you can be, as you kite them all over the map until everything else is dead...

***

I know that SMG ULM doesn't work. I know that when I put it on my gun, the loadout screen is telling my brain that it is juicy and delicious. After four months, you know what I realize? Ignorance is bliss.

***

Did you know that the first ME3MP was designed to be perfectly balanced? Where none suffered, where everyone would be happy. It was a disaster. No one would accept the program. Entire accounts were lost. Some believed we lacked the programming language to describe your perfect game. But I believe that, as a species, BSN'ers define their reality through suffering and misery. The perfect game was a dream that your primitive cerebrum kept trying to wake up from. Which is why ME3MP was redesigned to this: bugs and nerfs and RNG loot... 

Modifié par Wentletrap, 01 août 2012 - 04:10 .

[Gibril]

*this should be said after a brute or banshee comes in on a low leveled character*
WE'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER GUN!
*And after it's death*
We're staying here? We really should call up the drop ship and have them drop off a bigger gun!

[count_4]

tMc Tallgeese wrote...
N7 Destroyer when he gets an Asari teammate: "I'll be in my bunk."

Better yet if he gets two of them... 

[LaVidaEsUnCarnaval]

N7 Devastator: Smell that? You smell that?
Human Adept: What?
N7 Devastator: Ultra-rares son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of ultra-rares in the morning. You know, one time we farmed FBW/G/G for 12 hours. When it was all over, I bought PSP after PSP. I didn't get a single ammo IV card. The smell, you know that black card smell. Smelled like... victory.
(looking thoughtful)
N7 Devastator: One day this manifest is going to be full.
(leaves the lobby)

[jcamdenlane]

"Say it. Who run Dagger-town? Who. run. Dagger-town?!! Jus'car Blaster run Dagger-town."

[Ryan80537]

www.youtube.com/watch

I always think of this when I'm playing a Krogan.