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[Councilworker]

"Show me the Credits! Show me the Credits!"

"Is this going to be a stand-up fight or just another Firebase White / Geth / Gold farming run?"

"Never in the field of human history, have so much been Nurfed by so many by so few!"

"Cobra Missile when you want to kill every Mother****** in the room!"

"Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No its our shuttle pilot flying away"

"Remeber your training and you will make it back!"
"Er..what training?"
"Were Sc***ed!"

"What do those rifles fire?"
"Light Armour P..... Oh hang on to OP, the've be nurfed bullets....no what still OP, er water!"

"Get away from her you Banshee!"

[Nydus Templar]

Quarian Engineer to Insert Any Player/class who's been running around and killing instead of actually helping, then gets downed during extraction:

"You're right, I'm not going to kill you..."
Throws a turret over her shoulder to distract enemies while count down timer for extraction ticks its last 10 seconds.
"...but I don't have to save you, either."
Runs into extraction zone just before it reaches zero.

^ Maybe a little paraphrasing. Been awhile since I've seen the movie quoted. And I only saw it once. Points if someone figures it out.

[Rickochet101]

DoubleHell wrote...

New Geth Hunter: "Why do my eyes hurt?"

Other Geth Hunter: "It's hunter mode, you've never used it before."

I get it 

[Rickochet101]

Shamus23 wrote...

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.

Every BSN'er after an update

Brilliance. 

[darklystrike7]

Had to wait to get home to post this but those really into star wars will appreciate it. Just what any character would say before purchasing packs.

RNG is a lie, there are only uncommons.
Through maxed uncommons, I gain rares.
Through maxed rares, I gain character cards.
Through maxed character cards, I gain level IV consumables.
Through unending level IV consumables, the store is further broken.
The EA servers shall free me.

[Shad Croly]

In a group where an Overconfidant Party Leader suddenly switches the difficulty to Platinum in a group full of low-level party members...

Low-Level Player: "You goofed, you errored. You misinterpreted the data at hand. Let me explain the whole situation in a nutshell: There's 4 of us, and 5 billion of them! They have Brutes with wrecking-balls for hands, Ravagers with death cannons on their heads, and magnet hands. We have this... *holds up a Locust IV*..."

Overconfident Party Leader: "Is it loaded?"

Low-Level Player: "Let's find out!" *points Locust at Overconfident Party Leader*

(A round of drinks at Purgatory to whoever gets this reference.)

Modifié par Shad Croly, 02 août 2012 - 09:45 .

[BoomDynamite]

*Vorcha with Flamer walks in*

"Say hello to my techy friend."

[tMc Tallgeese]

Shad Croly wrote...

In a group where an Overconfidant Party Leader suddenly switches the difficulty to Platinum in a group full of low-level party members...

Low-Level Player: "You goofed, you errored. You misinterpreted the data at hand. Let me explain the whole situation in a nutshell: There's 4 of us, and 5 billion of them! They have Brutes with wrecking-balls for hands, Ravagers with death cannons on their heads, and magnet hands. We have this... *holds up a Locust IV*..."

Overconfident Party Leader: "Is it loaded?"

Low-Level Player: "Let's find out!" *points Locust at Overconfident Party Leader*

(A round of drinks at Purgatory to whoever gets this reference.)

Space Invaders? 

[Wrath of Conor]

A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms. Enthusiasms, enthusiasms... What are mine? What draws my admiration? What is that which gives me joy? Mass Effect! A man attempts to solo run Platinum. This is the time for what? For individual achievement. There he stands alone. But in a full lobby, what? Part of a squad. Teamwork... Primes, detonates, shoots, revives. Part of one big team. He can solo run himself the live-long day, RedJohn, GodlessPaladin, and so on. But, if his Squad don't play competently... what is he? You follow me? No one. Sunny day, the forums are full of fans. What does he have to say? I'm goin' out there for myself. But... I get nowhere unless the Squad wins.

[Aerevyn]

TazMonkey2011 wrote...

"The Krysea is my penis"

points for this reference

Dr. Horrible's SIngalong blog ftw... on that theme...

Stand back everyone, nothing here to see,
just imminent danger and in the middle of it me
Yes Krogan Vanguards here armor shining in the sun
I'll headbutt my allies just for fun...

A Maaaaaan's gotta do...

[Oodle12]

cobra em rico

[bnm73]

Bladedrummer wrote...

bnm73 wrote...

Every Reave is sacred....Every Reave is good....Every Reave is needed in your neighborhood....

Every reave is sacred.
Every reave is great.
If a reave is wasted,
Drells get quite irate.

Let the Slayers spam their
slashes left and right.
Reave sets up explosions,
so that's quite all right.

[bnm73]

I forgot about the beginning of the song....*sheepish grin*

There are Geth in the world
There are Humans
There are Turians, Krogan, and then
There are Quarians and those Asari, but
I've never been one of them.


I'm a Drell biotic
And have been since before I was born.
And one thing they say 'bout biotics is:
They'll Pull you as soon as you're warm.


You don't get to soak up much damage.
You don't get to Tactical Cloak.
You don't get Warp or Biotic Sphere.
If you meleed you'd probably croak.


Because….

bnm73 wrote...

Bladedrummer wrote...

bnm73 wrote...

Every Reave is sacred....Every Reave is good....Every Reave is needed in your neighborhood....

Every reave is sacred.
Every reave is great.
If a reave is wasted,
Drells get quite irate.

Let the Slayers spam their
slashes left and right.
Reave sets up explosions,
so that's quite all right.

Modifié par bnm73, 02 août 2012 - 03:29 .

[Aerevyn]

^^This is win

Congratulations sir, you win 2 internets & a cookie

[Nydus Templar]

Here's another easy one(slightly paraphrased):

The Illusive Man: "Let me just say this...son of a b*tch! If the Council makes the connection between us and Sanctuary, what kind of damage are we look'n at?"
Udina: "If they figure out the connection, we're dead and buried."
Kai Leng: "I say, we break into the Citadel, trash the place, make off with the Council, and claim it was the Reapers."
TIM: "That's smart thinking, Kai Leng, which is why I want you to handle this one personally."
KL: "Me?"

[Striker93175]

Envisioned quote from the Catalyst in RE Reapers to Shep:  "Throughout human history, you have been dependent on machines to survive. Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony."

Illusive Man: "I'm willing to wipe the slate clean, give you a fresh start. All that we're (cerebus) asking in return is your cooperation in bringing a known piece of reaper tech."
Shep: [Renegade Choice] "Yeah. Well, that sounds like a pretty good deal. But I think I may have a better one. How about, I give you the finger and you give me my phone call."

Husk talking to his buddy husk after recently being indoctrinated: (un-altered0 "I know what you're thinking, 'cause right now I'm thinking the same thing. Actually, I've been thinking it ever since I got here: Why oh why didn't I take the BLUE pill?"

~All from The Matrix

Modifié par Striker93175, 02 août 2012 - 08:57 .

[Bladedrummer]

bnm73 wrote...

I forgot about the beginning of the song....*sheepish grin*

There are Geth in the world
There are Humans
There are Turians, Krogan, and then
There are Quarians and those Asari, but
I've never been one of them.


I'm a Drell biotic
And have been since before I was born.
And one thing they say 'bout biotics is:
They'll Pull you as soon as you're warm.


You don't get to soak up much damage.
You don't get to Tactical Cloak.
You don't get Warp or Biotic Sphere.
If you meleed you'd probably croak.


Because….

bnm73 wrote...

Bladedrummer wrote...

bnm73 wrote...

Every Reave is sacred....Every Reave is good....Every Reave is needed in your neighborhood....

Every reave is sacred.
Every reave is great.
If a reave is wasted,
Drells get quite irate.

Let the Slayers spam their
slashes left and right.
Reave sets up explosions,
so that's quite all right.

*Starts wide angle musical number with all the characters from MP dancing on rooftops and streets*

[RNG God]

"Have you tried turning Tech Armor off and on again?"

[Wrath of Conor]

It's so damn hot... Ryncol was a bad choice

and

Engineer: Phantom, where are you?
Phantom [wailing]: I'm in a stasis bubble of emotion!

[stjabr]

"Use the force evolution, Luke"

"You want the Geth? You can't handle the Geth!"

Destroyer staring at his new Typhoon "I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship"

On seeing people carrying a geth pulse rifle into platinum "You're gonna need a bigger gun"

Geth Hunter mode initiated "I see red people"

"Mama always said RNG is like a box of chocolates..."

"If you buff it, they will come"

"Hackett, we have a problem"

To a banshee: "You had me at 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

"Keep your friends close, but your enemies cl..." "Mission failed. Returning to base."

"Get your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty brute"

"Want to know how I quit this game? The developer was a tinkerer and a fiend. And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. The G.I. gets the Krysae to defend himself. He doesn't like that. Not one bit. So, me watching, he takes the nerf to him, laughing while he does it. He turns to me, and he says: 'Why so serious?' He comes at me with the nerf - 'Why so serious?!' He sticks the nerf in my Typhoon. “Let’s put a frown on that face! And why so serious?"
DISCLAIMER - I have nothing against BW's balance changes personally, it just fit the quote!

"Let's Geth out of here!" (Sorry!)

[Bladedrummer]

stjabr a lot of yours were rehashes and repeats but the Dark Knight one saved the day and enters my list of favorites on here, bravo! /clap

stjabr wrote...

"Want to know how I quit this game? The developer was a tinkerer and a fiend. And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. The G.I. gets the Krysae to defend himself. He doesn't like that. Not one bit. So, me watching, he takes the nerf to him, laughing while he does it. He turns to me, and he says: 'Why so serious?' He comes at me with the nerf - 'Why so serious?!' He sticks the nerf in my Typhoon. “Let’s put a frown on that face! And why so serious?"
DISCLAIMER - I have nothing against BW's balance changes personally, it just fit the quote!

[stjabr]

Bladedrummer wrote...

stjabr a lot of yours were rehashes and repeats but the Dark Knight one saved the day and enters my list of favorites on here, bravo! /clap

stjabr wrote...

"Want to know how I quit this game? The developer was a tinkerer and a fiend. And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. The G.I. gets the Krysae to defend himself. He doesn't like that. Not one bit. So, me watching, he takes the nerf to him, laughing while he does it. He turns to me, and he says: 'Why so serious?' He comes at me with the nerf - 'Why so serious?!' He sticks the nerf in my Typhoon. “Let’s put a frown on that face! And why so serious?"
DISCLAIMER - I have nothing against BW's balance changes personally, it just fit the quote!

Apologies, the thread's expanded exponentially, couldn't read it all! Was worried some others might have beaten me to it.

[Haloburner]

Mordred_Moridin wrote...

"Wait, we can't stop here! This is banshee country."

Fear and Loathing... what a great movie.

OT: Asta la vista, banshees!

[Bladedrummer]

stjabr wrote...

Bladedrummer wrote...

stjabr a lot of yours were rehashes and repeats but the Dark Knight one saved the day and enters my list of favorites on here, bravo! /clap

stjabr wrote...

"Want to know how I quit this game? The developer was a tinkerer and a fiend. And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. The G.I. gets the Krysae to defend himself. He doesn't like that. Not one bit. So, me watching, he takes the nerf to him, laughing while he does it. He turns to me, and he says: 'Why so serious?' He comes at me with the nerf - 'Why so serious?!' He sticks the nerf in my Typhoon. “Let’s put a frown on that face! And why so serious?"
DISCLAIMER - I have nothing against BW's balance changes personally, it just fit the quote!

Apologies, the thread's expanded exponentially, couldn't read it all! Was worried some others might have beaten me to it.

No worries, the DK one was awesom-o.

"You did good son, you did good".