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[hotdamn_imtheman]

overhearing a two players trying to awkwardly and very creepily flirt with one another. Very cringe-inducing to hear.

[megabeast37215]

Descy_ wrote...

Kinect mics.

Ooooo... that's a good one. Kinect mic = autokick EVERY SINGLE TIME!

[bnm73]

"Leeeerrrrooooyyyyyy Jennnnnnnnnkkkkkiiiinnnnnnsssssssssss!"

[Major_Kong]

"I'm down."

They remind me of drunken sorority girls. Can't stay off their backs.

[garrusfan1]

The baby crying into the mic or hearing someone say you guys suck when he is running around in the open on platinum and keeps dying and after 3 revives people stop coming to revive him because he is a dumba**. I don't like the breathing either I am not talking about the you can barly hear them I mean the ones that sound like they are running a marathon. And when they do all these (except the guy talking) and don't say a word. But I do love to hear people's reaction when they get grabbed by a banshee and phantom and get insta killed hearing the nononononoono oh come on is funny. I do it too

[Learn To Love Yourself]

bnm73 wrote...

"Leeeerrrrooooyyyyyy Jennnnnnnnnkkkkkiiiinnnnnnsssssssssss!"

Ha! Will have to try this

[7Nemesis]

Static.

[garrusfan1]

hotdamn_imtheman wrote...

overhearing a two players trying to awkwardly and very creepily flirt with one another. Very cringe-inducing to hear.

Oh I haven't heard that one before but I imagine if it happened it would be creepy. Especially if they don't know eachother

[garrusfan1]

SgtAmazing wrote...

TyphoidMegan wrote...

I don't mic up with randoms anymore...Every single time it's "omg are you a girl"? Ugh.

If you listen to some of these gamers, you can tell some have never talked to a girl before, other than their mommy.  

I hate people who do that crap I have played with a lot of girl gamers and alot of them get a lot more points then everyone else but they get that oh a girl playing a video game. I actually heard a guy say oh great a girl well were gonna play three and a half players. The irony is she got 3x more points then him like 100000 and revived him like 8 times

[Epsilon330]

Anyone who sounds under the age of 13.
Any 13+s who know how to use their mic, can call out big enemies, and won't sing into the mic are fine with me though.

Also, anyone who thinks so highly of themselves and brags. We always make sure to lure a Banshee in his direction, split, and see if he actually lives up to his charisma. If not, then we leave him to bleed out.

[garrusfan1]

Epsilon330 wrote...

Anyone who sounds under the age of 13.
Any 13+s who know how to use their mic, can call out big enemies, and won't sing into the mic are fine with me though.

Also, anyone who thinks so highly of themselves and brags. We always make sure to lure a Banshee in his direction, split, and see if he actually lives up to his charisma. If not, then we leave him to bleed out.

Haha brutal use to do something similar with missle glitchers.

[darkchief10]

Random:" Hey there's a girl in the party we are so ****ed"
Me: Oh Dear god just shut up.
Random: Hey stop trying to get laid virgin ****!
on wave 5
"you ****ing cheaters i'm reporting you, get back in the kitchen ****!!!"
He quit after wave 5 with only 5000, on gold. i hate people so much sometimes. luckily the rest of us were able to finish the match though.
Edit: Btw the girl i was defending was another random,

Modifié par darkchief10, 02 août 2012 - 04:48 .

[Ehunkel]

Some German guys trying (poorly) to insult me in a poor English...

The grammar "Sozialist" in me has his ears bleeding

Modifié par Ehunkel, 02 août 2012 - 04:54 .

[holdenagincourt]

LuckyBullet95 wrote...

TankBee wrote...

Heavy breathing.

The worst part is that you don't know what he's doing

I always hate hearing "Goosh got gooshed"... cause it means I'm dead...

Too bad you hear it all the time amirite?  By the way I'm sad we haven't played recently...and I probably won't be on much until maybe Sunday because I'm moving all this weekend. Sadness.

[Creston918]

"I like being spanked."

When it's not a girl saying it.

:o:o

[hotdamn_imtheman]

garrusfan1 wrote...

hotdamn_imtheman wrote...

overhearing a two players trying to awkwardly and very creepily flirt with one another. Very cringe-inducing to hear.

Oh I haven't heard that one before but I imagine if it happened it would be creepy. Especially if they don't know eachother

Yeah it really is creepy.  One time I got dropped into a gold PUG during wave 5.  Overheard a American guy and a British girl chatting during the game.   I'm pretty sure they didn't know each other prior to playing this game.   The guy kept making conversation directed towards her that was laced with sexual innuendos.

For example:

Brit Girl: *gets killed by a geth trooper*  Oh I'm down

American Guy: Oh I'll go down on you.

or

American Guy to Brit Girl:  I'll babysit you cause I like watching you (I think the Brit girl was farily new to gold games)


Me thinking to myself: o_O ... wtfrig?!!!  ***Creeper alert***


Didn't know whether or not I should leave the game or endure overhearing their conversation and complete it.   Ended up doing the latter because I'm a sucker for credits. 

*edit* I think the weirdest/saddest part was the girl was actually reciprocating and enjoying the attention from this creeper. 

Modifié par hotdamn_imtheman, 02 août 2012 - 06:09 .

[Mondhase]

I never put on any equipment (except gear) before searching for a game, because more often than not those matches (gold/platinum) you join in progress are doomed to fail anyway.

Searched for FBWGP (I know, I know...) earlier and get dropped into wave 2. Two of the three players are already down and the first thing I hear is: "Dude, why did you change it to platinum?"

We wiped on wave 5.

[Rib0flavin]

Heavy breathing and gasping. As if sitting down is too much work for their body. I feel like they may pass out dead at any moment.

[thisnameiscrap]

"My water's broke"
"This isn't Battlefield"
Any time "Oh baby" is used
Hearing couples play together and flirt with each other
Any time "YEAH" is used out of the blue

[babymoon]

I'd say 98% of the time I will leave a lobby or a game when I hear that someone's mic is on.

But when I don't:
"C'mon dipsh*ts revive me" - at the other end of the map being Rambo
"Stop stealing my kills"
"Get the f*ck out of my area, I got this"
Any sort of swearing at the team
Guys trying to flirt with girls/using baby talk *barf*
Heavy breathing

[Nelzeben]

Creston918 wrote...

"I like being spanked."

When it's not a girl saying it.

:o:o

And a girl saying it is... what, hot? Because I think that would be just as creepy.*


I don't have many stories to share, people on PC are generally either silent or pretty nice. Ran into a few people who had their mics set to always on and the echo was annoying, but that's pretty much it. I wish more people had a mic and/or used it.

*Edit: That is, I think it's creepy that people would just share these sorts of things randomly. I'm not passing judgement on their preferences.

Modifié par Nelzeben, 02 août 2012 - 07:46 .

[holdenagincourt]

Creston918 wrote...

"I like being spanked."

When it's not a girl saying it.

:o:o

While I suppose members of every gender might enjoy being spanked and I have no problem with that, I don't know if it's something I'd bring up even jokingly in a pug match. lol

Among friends though, everything is fair game. In fact, the more jokes referencing penises and BDSM the better as far as I'm concerned. 

[digdug83]

I don't think I've heard anything during PC matches aside from an occasional noise which may or may not have been someone's mic. I'll usually say hi in the lobby to see if anyone speaks but it's usually silent. I'm usually just hanging out in my TS channel until my one other friend with it comes on because silent matches all day are boring.

Modifié par digdug83, 02 août 2012 - 07:59 .

[holdenagincourt]

Killahead wrote...

"Did you know that if you time it right, using Stasis on an Atlas can cause a triple biotic explosion?"

Wait your Stasis doesn't work on Atlases my sweet GI? Perhaps you need to concentrate a bit harder, Atlases tremble in fear at my NovaDrell's awesome Stasis bubble with a 25 meter base radius 

[ETDM]

Hears a female voice: What?! A girl? Let's kick her!

...oh wait, I said that one...

He sounds like he's black, F let's kick him!

...well that happened to me...

Funny fact: I'm 50% Japanese, 25% Italian and most of the last 25% are Spanish...
Oh, and my tag is to ****** off a Chinese friend of mine...

How did they figured I was black over the mic?