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[holdenagincourt]

Cendrigal wrote...

Today, from an inexperienced player using a Destroyer with Devastator mode on, playing Lone Wolf refusing to hang out with the group - Reaper - Gold - Rio, Pizza Run objective.

"I got it!"

Hah. Poor bastard was magnet-grabbed within seconds. Would have defended him, but as he was all the way on the other side of the map, the pizza spawned right next to him - and the Banshees did as well.. Yeah. My hands were tied. =D

Unlike the Banshees' hands amirite?

Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week folks 

[Broganisity]

JusticarFlareon wrote...

mybudgee wrote...

Rebecca Black in the background..

7 AM WAKING UP IN THE MORNING.
GOTTA BE FRESH GOTTA GO DOWNSTAIRS.
GOTTA HAVE MY BOWL GOTTA HAVE CEREAL.
She gotta have her cereal. Gurl, I feel ya.

So I started thinking about Kai Leng.

7AM GOING DOWN TO KHAR'SHAN
GOTTA GET SOME PLANS FOR THE ILLUSIVE MAN
GOTTA HAVE MY BOWL GOTTA HAVE CEREAL.

I"m okay with this.

[NOME]

"holy crap" "this is bull"

I hear this and I know someone is about to die...

I have been kicked for not having a mic when entering FBWGG several times. I wonder what they expect to hear in a FBWGG game...

[S. Shepard]

friedricethem0n wrote...

I once heard this when I was joining a Gold game in progress

"I'm down guys"
"So am I"
"Yup, same here. But guess what, I think some dude just joined us..."

Moments later

"Squad member down"
I went into the game and bleed out instantly as I was stun-locked by 3 Brutes on the LZ.

Had this happen to me today.... They were still on wave one.  I just left.  Unfortunately I'd made the mistake of fully equipping myself with consumables so I ended up losing those.

[Imp of the Perverse]

The sounds of the match being echoed back to me a second or two later, or any other indication that someone has their mic set to always on (typing, static, darth vader breathing, some 12 year old mimicking the sound effect for electric slash every time he uses it...) If I hear it in the lobby its an automatic kick vote, and I'm leaving if the other players don't agree to boot you.

[Valmar]

The voice of someone who legally shouldn't even had been able to purchase the M-rated game in the first place. Seriously.

[hellgate49698]

corporal doody "some dude saying he refuses to revive you and you should use a medigel when he is right next to you"

Had this hapen tonight while farming. Didn't let it bother me too much since I was horsing around.

[holdenagincourt]

JusticarFlareon wrote...

mybudgee wrote...

Rebecca Black in the background..

7 AM WAKING UP IN THE MORNING.
GOTTA BE FRESH GOTTA GO DOWNSTAIRS.
GOTTA HAVE MY BOWL GOTTA HAVE CEREAL.
She gotta have her cereal. Gurl, I feel ya.

Well, after you posted these lyrics I had to go to YouTube to rewatch the music video.

Thanks a lot Flareon. 

[darkpassenger2342]

which seat should i taaaaaaake.

stupid girl

[friedricethem0n]

S. Shepard wrote...

friedricethem0n wrote...

I once heard this when I was joining a Gold game in progress

"I'm down guys"
"So am I"
"Yup, same here. But guess what, I think some dude just joined us..."

Moments later

"Squad member down"
I went into the game and bleed out instantly as I was stun-locked by 3 Brutes on the LZ.

Had this happen to me today.... They were still on wave one.  I just left.  Unfortunately I'd made the mistake of fully equipping myself with consumables so I ended up losing those.

Funnily enough, same thing happened to me too. But it happened during Wave 5, so at least I made some money. But not enough to cover the cost of AP ammo III and Cylonic Shield II.

[friedricethem0n]

darkpassenger2342 wrote...

which seat should i taaaaaaake.

stupid girl

Should have told her to sit on your lap.

Silly question begets silly answers...

[spinachdiaper]

Squeaky voiced kids talking and carrying on about whatever mindless garbage and having no sense at all about how to play this game since it is not CoD

[Demon Velsper]

S. Shepard wrote...

Demon Velsper wrote...

I usually just cancel as soon as I hear a mic.

I'm pretty much the opposite.  I usually keep my mic unplugged due to the aforementioned XBL squeaky voices, but if people start talking and actually seem like decent people I'll plug my mic in and join in on the conversation.  I always find that games where people actually communicate go by much quicker.

A lot of it could be avoided if someone at Bioware just had the damn sense to do what every other developer does with MP and add a mute button. Multiplayer done right my ass.

Very rarely have I encountered people actually communicating, mostly they just use the mic to scream, force me to listen to their so-called-music, give me inappropiate insight into their personal life through background noise, breathe heavily, or in the least annoying case, but still annoying, talking about stuff that has no relation to the game.

Yes, I realize you two are friends, but I really have no interest in hearing about your weekend. Even better when it's in German, French, Spanish or some other language that might as well just be gibberish to me.

[Aetika]

 "You *insert whatever dirty word you prefer*, stop stealing my kills!"

[Cendrigal]

Aetika wrote...

 "You *insert whatever dirty word you prefer*, stop stealing my kills!"

Oh, jesus christ on toast.. THIS. A thousand times.

It's cooperative, kiddies. Not competitive. Learn the difference.

[holdenagincourt]

friedricethem0n wrote...

darkpassenger2342 wrote...

which seat should i taaaaaaake.

stupid girl

Should have told her to sit on your lap.

Silly question begets silly answers...

That awkward moment when Rebecca Black is 13 in that music video 

[L.ast L.ife]

"This is the first time I've ever..."

"I don't know why you aren't doing [blah, blah] but what you SHOULD be doing is..."

"Why didn't that guy try to revive you? What a n00b! He could have totally wasted a Cobra nuking/juked the entire boss spawn your stupid ass died in the middle of bro!"

"Thanks for getting me up for the 1,283,102 time guys. All those Premium Spectre Packs I bought have been REALLY jewing me on Medi-gel lately. I had no idea I still had this on Platinum otherwise I wouldn't have been dicking around with the new QME I just got."

"Babe, I'm playing a game right now. What? Oh... I love you too. No, I love you WAY more. OMG NO WAY I LOVE YOU MORE. Ugh... you're so cute. ...Nope. I still love you more babe."

...Get the **** out.

Now.

[S. Shepard]

Aetika wrote...

 "You *insert whatever dirty word you prefer*, stop stealing my kills!"

Dear god yes.  Why does everything have to be a competition for some people?

[Tatsumaki]

Question, for those on consoles is there a push to talk option? or "mic always on" is the only function available? On PC of course we have the option of push to talk which always should be the choice.

Perhaps due to the fact I host most of the times and as soon as I launch ME3 I get 2-4 PM's from my friend's list that I don't hear many weird stuff in game from randoms.
On the flipside when I do random, more often than not I am grouped with players that do not natively speak English. IIRC some were French, Russian, Dutch too! Perhaps due to my time zone too. In these rare cases I only speak one word stuff such as "Phantom LZ, Banshee, Ravager"

So far no squeaky voices or swearing sailor players

[holdenagincourt]

L.ast L.ife wrote...

"This is the first time I've ever..."

"I don't know why you aren't doing [blah, blah] but what you SHOULD be doing is..."

"Why didn't that guy try to revive you? What a n00b! He could have totally wasted a Cobra nuking/juked the entire boss spawn your stupid ass died in the middle of bro!"

"Thanks for getting me up for the 1,283,102 time guys. All those Premium Spectre Packs I bought have been REALLY jewing me on Medi-gel lately. I had no idea I still had this on Platinum otherwise I wouldn't have been dicking around with the new QME I just got."

"Babe, I'm playing a game right now. What? Oh... I love you too. No, I love you WAY more. OMG NO WAY I LOVE YOU MORE. Ugh... you're so cute. ...Nope. I still love you more babe."

...Get the **** out.

Now.

This is why you win threads, LL <3

[The Rainbow Reaper]

Music.
PS3 Mics + Bad rap= *shudder*

[S. Shepard]

Tatsumaki wrote...

Question, for those on consoles is there a push to talk option? or "mic always on" is the only function available? On PC of course we have the option of push to talk which always should be the choice.

Perhaps due to the fact I host most of the times and as soon as I launch ME3 I get 2-4 PM's from my friend's list that I don't hear many weird stuff in game from randoms.
On the flipside when I do random, more often than not I am grouped with players that do not natively speak English. IIRC some were French, Russian, Dutch too! Perhaps due to my time zone too. In these rare cases I only speak one word stuff such as "Phantom LZ, Banshee, Ravager"

So far no squeaky voices or swearing sailor players

There's no push to talk, no, but most mics have an on/off switch.  I kind of wish more people would use it.

[Coooodayyee]

"Oh ****!"

[Asebstos]

DHKany wrote...

'wat? I thought this was a farming round.'
or
'I specced out of reave'
or
'Energy Drain is terrible'

These are signs that the match is gonna be VERY BAD,

I heard "I don't put any points in Throw" from an Asari Adept player once O.o