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[thegamefreek78648]

"Damn it @$#^@ get back in the kitchen and make me some pie!"

"Where is my #@$^Y$^ hot pocket!"

[j_plemons]

Scenario: Platinum lobby filled and the match begins, group runs to the room (FBWGP)
Overheard: "Ok im going to eat, be back in a min"

[Mr.House]

Anything annoying.

[tdoshea90]

i was doing a delivery objective and had a brute in front of me, as i start shooting the asari following me keeps telling me to walk backwards. "walk backwards you go faster. WALK BACKWARDS!"

oh right into the brute? you got this right? at the bottom of the scoreboard too.

later on in the match he tried to explain the demolisher to me, "arc grenades are for shields and homing grenades are for armor why are you throwing an arc grenade at that banshee."

nevermind my n7 rank was like 3 times his.

[GreatBlueHeron]

Bad music. Slurs.

Oh, that's two things.

[ToaOrka]

****ty rap music.

[Ancestral]

The worst thing I have heard has been someone, usually a man shouting then physically beating their child and hearing their cries echo through the mic shortly after...

This has happened on a number of occasions aswell...I was completely disgusted and immediately left the match. It truly amazes me what kind of people live in this world....

[timber0418]

had a great one today...had time for one run...got dropped into FBWGplat

starts with music playing through mic and dude rapping along...then wave 2 everyone else is down and I hear "does someone have any medi-gel?" I just left

[AbsoluteDivinity]

The Rainbow Reaper wrote...

Music.
PS3 Mics + Bad rap= *shudder*

^ This

I nearly blew my own head off after hearing this crap. It's so annoying.

[Red Panda]

Edited.

Modifié par OperatingWookie, 02 août 2012 - 01:39 .

[BoomDynamite]

"I got this."

[AppealToReason]

holdenagincourt wrote...

darkpassenger2342 wrote...

people who breathe heavily into their mics should be mass-executed.

That happened in a game with friends I was in a couple nights ago. We were chatting, and then we all went silent as the game started, except someone started panting...and I feel like I can most accurately describe it as panting erotically.

You could almost hear the awkward silence surrounding the panting begin, which continued until some brave soul boomed, "okay, who's breathing into his mic?"

"Oops, oh sorry...."

And then we all laughed awkwardly, the game resumed normally, and the lustful panting was safely left behind along with the heap of Assault Troopers who had tried to enter the Hydra orb room when I was playing a Demolisher.

I figured no one else was going to say anything and the Koffing breathing into his mic wasn't noticing.


For me, one of the worst is "Man this porn torrent is taking forever!" from the host.

Also hearing anyones music, without the ability to mute them, is awful in any game.

Modifié par AppealToReason, 02 août 2012 - 01:36 .

[Chimera1]

"How did I wind up in a Platinum Match?"

[OneTrueShot]

"I just got the incisor! It's pretty good."

[holdenagincourt]

BoomDynamite wrote...

"I got this."

Usually followed by a death from Swarmers or Ravager acid shortly thereafter 

[Red Panda]

"Yo, bro we got this, we're Battlefield 3 pros."

-3 N7 1 BF3 soldiers in a platinum lobby.

[Kick In The Door]

ToaOrka wrote...

****ty rap music.

How you like Hip Hop?

I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH \\

Modifié par Kick In The Door, 02 août 2012 - 01:53 .

[Lazurukeel]

"How do I change weapons?" on anything that isn't Bronze.

[t3hTwinky]

Russian.

[Archonsg]

Cendrigal wrote...Today, from an inexperienced player using a Destroyer with Devastator mode on, playing Lone Wolf refusing to hang out with the group - Reaper - Gold - Rio, Pizza Run objective."I got it!"Hah. Poor bastard was magnet-grabbed within seconds. Would have defended him, but as he was all the way on the other side of the map, the pizza spawned right next to him - and the Banshees did as well.. Yeah. My hands were tied. =D

Destroyers can do pizza runs, just have to turn off Devastator mode. Though I usually will just let the Shadow / Fury do it, if they are in party.





Never thought I'd run low on Adrenaline mods though, but that was before I fell in love with the N7 Destroyer.

[Optimistman]

I like to randomly sing when i'm terrified, . So yeah, when i start that my friends get kinda wierded out.

Sidenote: When getting chased by phantoms or banshees, this is guaranteed.

[Skyance]

AbsoluteDivinity wrote...

The Rainbow Reaper wrote...

Music.
PS3 Mics + Bad rap= *shudder*

^ This

I nearly blew my own head off after hearing this crap. It's so annoying.

+1

[Tallgeese_VII]

Duplication of sound of all game play sound coming through other`s mic....+ bad music...

[Learn To Love Yourself]

"I just got my period, brb" - and it's a guy.

[Fallschirmjager007]

g2g pool on fire