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[mrs_anomaly]

 "Is there a girl playing with us!" 
"Is that a woman?!" 

I just want to reply JUST GET OVER IT AND READY UP BRO
Usually saying "yeah I'm nursing my son right now" shuts them up. 


Or basically stoner stuff..I don't care if you smoke weed. I really don't. But weed kills matches man! You're too slow..your coordination sucks..I'm better drunk than you are stoned and I can usually tell that you're stoned dude, NO. I leave those lobbies 

[Finnegone]

Anyone who sounds like they just learned cursive

Or anyone whose comments would indicate that they believe that cursive is a way to add color to any and all exclamatory remarks

[HeroicMass]

Anyone excessively using the word "bro"

[Red Panda]

mrs_anomaly wrote...

 "Is there a girl playing with us!" 
"Is that a woman?!" 

I just want to reply JUST GET OVER IT AND READY UP BRO
Usually saying "yeah I'm nursing my son right now" shuts them up. 

That made my day.

[xtorma]

Dude! we don't need a demolisher, play a destroyer.

[ntrisley]

Horrible, horrible music...

[Kyerea]

"Uh, Houston... we have a problem (as a Banshee exhales heavily/loudly)."

Modifié par Kyerea, 02 août 2012 - 02:06 .

[L.ast L.ife]

heroicmass wrote...

Anyone excessively using the word "bro"

Me and you are gonna fight bro.  Right now.

Come at me.

[Kyerea]

L.ast L.ife wrote...

heroicmass wrote...

Anyone excessively using the word "bro"

Me and you are gonna fight bro.  Right now.

Come at me bro.

I'M SORRY I HAD TO ADD IT BRO. ;_____;

[ParkBom]

Let me use ecards to describe how much I love people that use YOLO and swag.


Yeah...

[AppealToReason]

Gibberish. This is usually followed by an instagib

[NitrAce]

Battlepope190 wrote...

"OH MAN I'M SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, WHAT ARE WE DOING?"

Seriously? Get the hell out of my room dude.

This... so much this. God damn stoners. Don't join Gold please. Spend the entire game hearing the bong water sloshing around because their mic picks up every ****ing thing with bursts of uncontrolled coughing breaking the montonous sound of taking a huge puff. Meanwhile in game a Banshee has grabbed them for the umpteenth time.

[ClockworkSpectre]

/sigh, a downside/benefit to playing on PC, no annoying crap over the mic, but also nothing funny or entertaining either.

P.S. I am loving this thread.

[Rickochet101]

"Guys, I don't know how to run! . . . or take Cover! . . . How do I revive you? . . . how do I activate the objective?! . . . I can't jump over cover . . . How do I keep myself from dying . . . oh wait there's a button symbol blinking at me for this one... sorry."

[slescens]

Team: Hey man, you proxy mine that atlas and we'll take it down real quick.
Geth/Salarian Infiltrator or Turian Soldier: I didn't spec proxy mine.

[Shampoohorn]

Not much repetition of sad statements in games I've played, but there have been a few gems.

"It's okay to use your Mic you know. Teamwork is important." Said by player in pug gold game... In wave seven. D: Bit late dude.

"Aww, this is a silver game? No wonder it was so hard." Said in an old man voice. I'd felt a bit bad because I'd just questioned what his deal was with his tiny score and LZ camping techniques.

I'm more of a perpetrator than victim most of the time. I'm sure I've had teammates cringe when I tell them my drell is about to melee that Prime over there. Still gonna do it though.

Modifié par Shampoohorn, 02 août 2012 - 03:20 .

[andresft]

I already said it earlier today on another thread, I hear the word "Mexican," I'm out. Memo to anyone who has ever played or will ever play with me: AndresTM ain't Mexican. Andres doesn't mean "Mexican." Andres means I'm a guy, that's all it means.

It's not that I'm offended (and please don't be so naive as to think somebody would call me "Mexican" to compliment me on my exquisite tamales). It's that I can't deal with your immaturity. You only have reasonable suspicion to think I'm Mexican (and you're wrong), I have probable cause to think you're a twelve-year-old, an ignoramus, and just a complete idiot overall.

Modifié par andresft, 02 août 2012 - 03:28 .

[holdenagincourt]

Shampoohorn wrote...

Not much repetition of sad statements in games I've played, but there have been a few gems.

"It's okay to use your Mic you know. Teamwork is important." Said by player in pug gold game... In wave seven. D: Bit late dude.

"Aww, this is a silver game? No wonder it was so hard." Said in an old man voice. I'd felt a bit bad because I'd just questioned what his deal was with his tiny score and LZ camping techniques.

I'm more of a perpetrator than victim most of the time. I'm sure I've had teammates cringe when I tell them my drell is about to melee that Prime over there. Still gonna do it though.

Well Drells deserve to melee ALL the things, so you were clearly in the right there, while your teammates were remiss. 

I've had randomers comment skeptically when I appear as/switch to a Drell in the lobby, which always makes me roll my eyes.

[Kick In The Door]

andresft wrote...

I already said it earlier today on another thread, I hear the word "Mexican," I'm out. Memo to anyone who has ever played or will ever play with me: AndresTM ain't Mexican. Andres doesn't mean "Mexican." Andres means I'm a guy, that's all it means.

It's not that I'm offended. It's that I can't deal with your immaturity. You only have reasonable suspicion to think I'm Mexican (and you're wrong), I have probable cause to think you're a twelve-year-old, an ignoramus, and just a complete idiot overall.

Jesus. There ARE worse things to be in this world. I hardly think being Mexican is one of them. 

[Dudeskio]

The voice of someone who has yet to reach puberty.

[Yigorse]

"Hello guys, trying a new build here so bear with me..."

"Dude, Asari Sniper is the shiiiiz!"

"What do you mean Biotic Explosion?"

And of course, the worst of all: "Stop stealing my kills!"

[Skyance]

-While entering a gold/platinum match-
"By the way, guys, I have no medi-gel."

[Amnesiotic]

 My favorites have to be: "Nah, I'm Canadien."(it's a long story, but still funny out of context)  "How do you grab?" (This person was N742 and playing Silver) and "IT WON'TLET ME REVIVE YOU!" (Which is what people scream when they're spazzes who can't be bothered to actually sit through the rez animation.

I also love people who obviously don't belong on Gold chalk it up to lag, and those 4 or 5 pre-teens with thick spanish accents I keep running into even though I live in Maryland.

[HellJumper270]

i heard this kids parents arguing and then the kid says dad stop and the he starts screaming and then he went offline that was pretty scary

[andresft]

Kick In The Door wrote...

Jesus. There ARE worse things to be in this world. I hardly think being Mexican is one of them. 

Next time, I'll thank you not to assume I just whine for the heck of it. If my experience didn't tell me that every time somebody calls me "Mexican" they're just trying to insult me, you can bet your hind parts I wouldn't be complaining about it.

Plus, did I not say, "it's not that I'm offended, it's that I can't deal with your immaturity"? Was that not good enough?

And, for the record, I never said anything suggesting that I would mind actually being Mexican. I wouldn't. I do mind the fact that every single time somebody utters the word "Mexican" when I'm playing Online, it's usually followed by something to the extent of  "I bet he can't play for sh*t" or "kick him out" or "iou nou hablou españohl"