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The one thing you most dread hearing over the mic in a match


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#201
Lazurukeel

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No, just stick around so you could heal him again.

#202
Podboq

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Dubstep. Joined a lobby where the host was playing some of the stuff through his crappy microphone. I stayed, thinking I could just mute him if he didn't turn it off before the game started.
He sees that we have an N7 45 in the lobby, and starts swearing at him and insulting him, and refuses to ready up.
This was a silver match.

I(and I'm assuming everyone else) left.

#203
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"Uh oh" and "oh crap" are a tie. Also my favorite, someone who has a fan blowing on them. It sounds like they are in a wind tunnel or a convertible car with their top down on the highway playing this game. Want to shove the fan somewhere when I hear it.

Funny one I had was a kid talking to his mommy over the phone and forgot / didnt turn off his headset.  The kid sounded like elmer fudd which added to the hilarity.  Although this was funny, but all other outside conversations with your friends, dog, horse, trash can, wall, tube sock, please keep them off the mic. 

Modifié par SgtAmazing, 02 août 2012 - 12:45 .


#204
Descy_

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Kinect mics.

#205
SgtAmazing

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TyphoidMegan wrote...

I don't mic up with randoms anymore...Every single time it's "omg are you a girl"? Ugh.


If you listen to some of these gamers, you can tell some have never talked to a girl before, other than their mommy.  

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Descy_

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JusticarFlareon wrote...

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lol'd hard.

#207
Scam_poo

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"Oh man, I got sync-killed"

#208
Moxy_Pirate

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the n word

#209
BoomDynamite

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Descy_ wrote...

Kinect mics.

Oh god. I forgot about those. Meh. "I got this." is still worse.

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Leland Gaunt

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"I have really bad luck with my JEP's, they don't give me any medi-gel".

Yeah, right...

#211
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Fallschirmjager007 wrote...

g2g pool on fire


What?  HOW?  Where?  The pool is full of WATER, it should never catch fire!

#212
o CLEMBO o

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the most horrible is when some douche is ignoring his kids and shouting at them instead of caring for them. i've heard this a few times.

#213
Loladan79

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From the person on mic "Mom, can I have some more chocolate milk?"

"TC is useless."

"I didn't spec points into Decoy."

"I hope someone else has some rockets."Image IPB

Modifié par Loladan79, 02 août 2012 - 01:09 .


#214
AmicusHumaniGeneris

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Dj Günther.

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LiarasShield

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People telling other people what they should play as let people play the class they wanna play and you play what you wanna play and work as team everything is good.


Forcing other players to play classes they don't like = Very Very bad -_-

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Descy_

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LiarasShield wrote...

Forcing other players to play classes they don't like = Very Very bad -_-


Didnt you make a thread about how you trick people into playing harder difficulties?

;)

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LiarasShield

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Descy_ wrote...

LiarasShield wrote...

Forcing other players to play classes they don't like = Very Very bad -_-


Didnt you make a thread about how you trick people into playing harder difficulties?

;)




Ah dear but that is different I constantly want to test if my squad will survive the higher diffculties but I allow them to play the classes they want ^^

#218
Kel212

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Any kind of profanity from a Vanguard who isn't hosting.

Because I know exactly what's just happened.

#219
cshaff

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No Mr. Kitty, NOOOOO! You're a bad Mr. Kitty

#220
Morgax_Warrior

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The Boyfriend & Girlffriend experience:
"Boyfriend: remember to use tactical cloak before shooting"
"Girlffriend: okay, but how do i shoot?"
"Boyfriend: this button"

Several minutes later.
Boyfriend got executed by Geth Trooper
Girlfriend: "NOOOO MY BABY!"

Several dead braincells later...
they begin to make out.
Not a console story,

#221
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pretty much anyone being a bossy A-HOLE. the bossy ones are usually spitting out terrible advice.

the squeaky voiced kids..... are hit and miss. mostly miss. almost exclusively miss.... but i've played with a few 14/15 y/o kids who are actually calm, respectful, mature.... but tons who are super obnoxious.

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LiarasShield wrote...

Descy_ wrote...

LiarasShield wrote...

Forcing other players to play classes they don't like = Very Very bad -_-


Didnt you make a thread about how you trick people into playing harder difficulties?

;)





Ah dear but that is different I constantly want to test if my squad will survive the higher diffculties but I allow them to play the classes they want ^^


how do you do this?  because occasionally i've finished a match, and
INSTANTLY switched the difficulty setting before anybody can ready up.  
the first couple waves of the next round are .... interesting... while
people figure out what happened.... (works best if i'm playing duration
infiltrator so i can run around rezzing them all...)

(edit: accidentally put myself in the quote...)

Modifié par ErrorTagUnknown, 02 août 2012 - 01:59 .


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Sweet! I just got a katana II! Let's play platinum!

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corporal doody wrote...

-a little kid screaming
-some jerk telling you how much everyone but him sucks
-some dude saying he refuses to revive you and you should use a medigel when he is right next to you
- a little kid telling you how much everyone but him sucks
-some jerk screaming


All of these, plus some girl talking to herself in a baby voice because she thinks it's so cute. Mute 'em all I say. Mute the hell out of 'em! MUTE!!

Modifié par PurebredCorn, 02 août 2012 - 02:11 .


#225
DecCylonus

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"Hey, watch me melee that Banshee / Brute / Phantom / Atlas!"

At least he provided a distraction while I shot at it. Kind of like a one-time-use combat drone for my soldier, with no power cooldown.

Modifié par DecCylonus, 02 août 2012 - 02:34 .