"No, you're wrong [insert some boring oscar winning film or worse, a film that got some palm award from Cannes that no one cares about.] is the greatest!"
Oh really?
Does your film have big ass guns in it? Clarence Boddicker, the baddest of the bad guy who makes the Joker look like a little ****? Mutants? Hot chicks? Criminals getting shot in the nuts? The epic "You have ten seconds to comply." scene? Robots? Brutal cop killing? Drugs? Car chases? A mockery of the future state of capatalism through black humour?
"Well your film sounds like a cheesy action film!"
Correction. It is THE cheesy action film. This film has everything, it's balls to the walls that will put hair on your chest. Forget those boring pretentious films, that none of your buddies wanna watch with you, put this on and be amazed!
"Hmmmpf!"
Still not convinced? Well let me show you a scene from RoboCop!
ED 209!
Honourary mentions to other great films, such as the Thing, They Live, Total Recall, the Running Man, Monster Squad and Predator. You're awesome, but you're not the total package.
Modifié par M25105, 01 août 2012 - 09:41 .





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