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ULTRA-RARE HILARIOUS ENDING TO ME3 - VID NOW UPLOADED


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billzo

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 VIDEO LINK HERE -----> 
Sorry about the mute, my mic is screwed and sound ended up 40 seconds out of sync. So I simply uploaded it soundless. The ridiculous part is at 8:10. Would be great if you guys could like or share it so that more people can see it. 
DONT FORGET TO SHARE THE VID, GUYS! WHO KNOWS? NEW CANON ENDING?

I posted about trying to do this a few days ago (http://social.biowar...1804/1#13442188), and having played ME2 and ME3 again since then. I postulated that no one would be there to put Shep's name on the wall, and that there would be a glitch.

I have achieved what I set out to do. 

I have killed everyone.


Every squadmate Shep ever has, except Zaeed (doesn't appear on the wall anyway) who I kept alive for lolz, ends up dead.

Destroy is chosen, but not vaporization. Instead I got an EMS between 1750 and 2050 so that the Extended Cut would still play out properly and still allow Harbinger to kill some Squaddies.

In this ending, no one is beside Joker saying "we have to go", instead, he suddenly says, "Damn" and flies off. 

Joker emerges alone from the Normandy after the crash. 

Joker is seen alone at the Normandy wall of rememberance, but get this; Bioware didn't ever expect this to happen, so instead of Joker putting Shep's name on the wall, it simply floats up there on its own, with Joker standing in the background. Well done lol.

Hackett still gives a full epilogue, things are bleak, though not as bleak as vaporise. 

It is a very hard ending to get. But if you read the games properly, its doable:


Garrus and Tali die in the Collector Base.
VS killed on Citadel
James and Liara murdered by Harbinger.
Destroy = bye, EDI.
I dont have the From Ashes DLC.
Corez dies from not being spoken to :D 

So yeah, there are some bizarre endings in there if you have no life and a will to try.



My vid, when posted, will be of garbage quality, but it will be recognizable. Still have no idea how that stuff happened to the sound...


Also noteworthy, I FILLED the Normandy wall, so the first two lines had to be removed to make room for more important names lol. 


EDIT: ME2 squaddies

Legion is killed when the shields overload.
Jack is killed by a laser
Thane is killed by a metal pole.
Tali is sent into the vents, but is not loyal, and thus dies.
Garrus is the second fireteam leader, but not loyal, and thus dies.
I took loyal Zaeed (make him disloyal to kill him- very easy) and not loyal Jacob to the final fight, Jacob died.
Mordin, Grunt, Miranda, and Samara survived along with Zaeed. Grunt was not loyal.


ME3:
Grunt sacrifices himself against the Rachni
Wrex still alive, Mordin gunned down trying to cure Genophag, Wrex in turn killed.
Samara allowed to commit suicide.
I denied Miranda Alliance support so Leng would kill her.

Modifié par billzo, 05 août 2012 - 02:13 .


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DistantUtopia

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+1

You win an interwebs cookie :D

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LMFAO, man that's hilarious.

I suppose they figured if you got this ending without metagaming, you failed at Mass Effect.

Modifié par shepdog77, 02 août 2012 - 02:25 .


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If you had low enough EMS to get Liara and James cooked by Harbinger, wouldn't that destroy the Normandy anyway? Then we'd get a Hackett monologue about how the Galaxy is ******, not the one about how everyone overcame and such. Thus no memorial scene.



Kudos to trying though. I'm eager to see how it turns out, as this is just a possibility.

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Good work, OP.

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CmnDwnWrkn

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LMAO..awesome

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silverignika wrote...

If you had low enough EMS to get Liara and James cooked by Harbinger, wouldn't that destroy the Normandy anyway? Then we'd get a Hackett monologue about how the Galaxy is ******, not the one about how everyone overcame and such. Thus no memorial scene.



Kudos to trying though. I'm eager to see how it turns out, as this is just a possibility.


I didn't just try it, I did it. And I will be posting the vid to prove it.

1749 EMS and lower = Normandy and Galaxy ****ed.

2049 EMS adn lower = Squaddies murdered by Harbinger.

My EMS = 1800s. So Normandy survives, Hackett still talks about overcoming, and ther is a memorial scene. 

I'm going to post it soon, my internet is a bit slow today but when it speeds up I'll post it.

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Just goes to show, Joker is really a telekinetic.

Modifié par Ukomba, 02 août 2012 - 02:35 .


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Fiannawolf

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LMFAO....teehee.

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silverignika

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billzo wrote...

silverignika wrote...

If you had low enough EMS to get Liara and James cooked by Harbinger, wouldn't that destroy the Normandy anyway? Then we'd get a Hackett monologue about how the Galaxy is ******, not the one about how everyone overcame and such. Thus no memorial scene.



Kudos to trying though. I'm eager to see how it turns out, as this is just a possibility.


I didn't just try it, I did it. And I will be posting the vid to prove it.

1749 EMS and lower = Normandy and Galaxy ****ed.

2049 EMS adn lower = Squaddies murdered by Harbinger.

My EMS = 1800s. So Normandy survives, Hackett still talks about overcoming, and ther is a memorial scene. 

I'm going to post it soon, my internet is a bit slow today but when it speeds up I'll post it.




OOOOOHHHHH. That makes more sense.

Well done indeed! I was going to finish my Ignoramus Shepard, but lost motivation. So thanks for doing this!

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This is hilarious. The floating name plate is priceless. Magic does exist. Poor Joker. You know why wouldn't someone else have been set up just in case? Traynor or one of the Doctors? Unnamed crew member number 3?

Oh, great name--Ignoramus Shepard.  I had created a horrid looking Shepard and wish I'd used that name.  Lost interest, but it was hilarious seeing the way Ashley looks at her at the beginning of ME3. 

Modifié par 3DandBeyond, 02 août 2012 - 02:41 .


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Awesome. Looking forward to the video.

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lmao, I lost it at "Sign floating up on the wall on it's own" -that's priceless Bioware :D

Can't wait to see the vid

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it simply floats up there on its own, with Joker standing in the background.


LMAO  :lol:

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Chaotic-Fusion

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That scene was done on purpose. Bioware wanted us to know that the Mass Effect series is the ultimate prequel to the Star Wars universe. Joker was using the force.

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Why wouldn't Traynor do it?

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Dendio1

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looking forwards to the vid !

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K2LU533 wrote...

Why wouldn't Traynor do it?


Actually a very good question, I personally thought she might, so I avoided talking to her apart from when it was completely olbigatory (at the beginning of the ship's journey). She was not even at the wall, though, so perhaps when your EMS is low enough, she dies in the crash, or I simply had to talk to her more.

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Ultra rare is quite the overstatement.
You didn't even mention killing off all the squadmates from ME2.

Modifié par Those Protheans, 02 août 2012 - 02:56 .


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Those Protheans wrote...

Ultra rare is quite the overstatement.
You didn't even mention killing off all the squadmates from ME2.



I have looked everywhere for a vid of it.

Might actually be the first person to get it.

Therefore, it is pretty darn rare.


EDIT: I'll post instructions to get rid of ME2 squaddies in the topic.

Modifié par billzo, 02 août 2012 - 02:58 .


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The ultimate proof! IT is real.

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Those Protheans

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billzo wrote...

Those Protheans wrote...

Ultra rare is quite the overstatement.
You didn't even mention killing off all the squadmates from ME2.



I have looked everywhere for a vid of it.

Might actually be the first person to get it.

Therefore, it is pretty darn rare.


EDIT: I'll post instructions to get rid of ME2 squaddies in the topic.


You sound like an idiot, just take a deep breath and be the first one?? to upload the video of it maybe??

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HAHA. I love the very fact that you did this. You get my vote for president. I can't wait to see this vid.

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Those Protheans wrote...

billzo wrote...

Those Protheans wrote...

Ultra rare is quite the overstatement.
You didn't even mention killing off all the squadmates from ME2.



I have looked everywhere for a vid of it.

Might actually be the first person to get it.

Therefore, it is pretty darn rare.


EDIT: I'll post instructions to get rid of ME2 squaddies in the topic.


You sound like an idiot, just take a deep breath and be the first one?? to upload the video of it maybe??



And there you are, right on cue to insult more people.<_<

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Joker is INDOCTRINATED. Otherwise how does he have space magic?

Alternatively this proves the endings are all in Shep's head as Joker doesn't have space magic!