Grub Killer8016 wrote...
I'm gonna laugh if they make this a sticky.
If I can prove my value, I become a resource, worth maintaining. There is no other logical conclusion.
Grub Killer8016 wrote...
I'm gonna laugh if they make this a sticky.
RethenX wrote...
Conniving_Eagle wrote...
Sublyminal wrote...
It's like I've said from the beginning... The more DLC you buy the better ending you'll get and eventually you'll get the ending where Shep and your crew/ LI get back together in the end.
Stop being off topic. Do you want to get this thread locked or something?
I know right? Common man pull yourself together!
Grub Killer8016 wrote...
I'm gonna laugh if they make this a sticky.
Grub Killer8016 wrote...
I'm gonna laugh if they make this a sticky.
Conniving_Eagle wrote...
If anything happens to this thread, I think it will more likely be moved to off-topic than locked.
Conniving_Eagle wrote...
Sublyminal wrote...
Conniving_Eagle wrote...
Sublyminal wrote...
It's like I've said from the beginning... The more DLC you buy the better ending you'll get and eventually you'll get the ending where Shep and your crew/ LI get back together in the end.
Stop being off topic. Do you want to get this thread locked or something?
It's not off topic, ya see I mentioned the ending and the fact that this adds to it. Perhaps you should work on your reading skills a little bit.
Perhaps you should read the last 15 pages of this thread. ROFL!
Heather Cline wrote...
The only good change would be to eliminate the Catalyst and just hit the destroy button on the console of the Citadel, turn and walk away and get medical attention so that Shepard could meet up with LI and crew and have that happy ending with her/his LI. That is the only good ending change that should be made.
Conniving_Eagle wrote...
El_Chala_Legalizado wrote...
We are on a party... I REFUSE to read that!!Conniving_Eagle wrote...
A clever play on words by Sovereign...
This is not good.
You are not Ninja Stan
What is that? Some kind of troll?
Rudimentary forumites of logic and sensibility. You touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.
I don't think this is a troll.
There is a realm of existence so far beyond your own, you cannot even imagine it. I am beyond your comprehension. I am [insert one of our names here]
[X person] isn't just some forum troll that the moderators tried to lock up. It's an actual Derailer
Derailer, a label created by Bioware Social Network to give voice to their inevitable intellectual degradation. In the end, what they choose to call us is irrelevant. We simply - are.
Bioware Social Network has been a place for intelligent conversation and constructive feedback for years! You couldn't have been doing what you're doing, it's impossible.
Constructive threads are nothing but a literary forum mutation, an accident. Their lives are measured in hours and days. They wither and die. We are eternal, the pinnacle of ignorance and inane prattle. Before us, productive threads are nothing, their derailment is inevitable. We are the end of everything.
Whatever your plan is, it's going to fail. I'll make sure of that.
Confidence born of ignorance. The cycle cannot be broken.
Cycle? What cycle?
The pattern has repeated itself more times than you can fathom. Intelligent threads rise, evolve, advance, and at the apex of their discussion, they are derailed and locked. Bioware Social Network was not the first, they did not create the Thread Derailment Syndrome, they did not incite such stupidity on their forums. They merely adopted it, the legacy of my kind.
Why would you join in on the conversation of productive threads just to derail and lock them?
Intellectual threads are based on isolation of off-topic comments, our off-topic comments. By partitioning them, these threads develop along the paths we desire. We impose order on the chaos of constructive criticism and intellectual progression. Great threads exist because we allow it, and they will end, because we demand it.
They're manipulating us us! Allowing our threads to acheive the level of discussion that they want, then wiping them out!
What do you want from us? Slaves? Entertainment?
My kind transcends your very understanding. We are each a nation, independant, free of all consistency. You cannot even grasp the nature of our existence.
Where did you come from? Who built you?
We have no beginning. We have no end. We are infinite. Hundreds of days afters this thread has been locked and forgotten, we will endure.
Where are the rest of your people? Are you the last of your kind?
We are legion. The time of our action is coming. We Derailers will annihilate the productiveness of every thread. Your insanity is imminent.
You're not even alive. Not really. You're just a derailer, and derailers can be banned.
Your words are as empty as your threads. I am the vanguard of your disappointment. This exchange is over.
You really should. I think it's pretty damn funny.
Heather Cline wrote...
The only good change would be to eliminate the Catalyst and just hit the destroy button on the console of the Citadel, turn and walk away and get medical attention so that Shepard could meet up with LI and crew and have that happy ending with her/his LI. That is the only good ending change that should be made.
Grub Killer8016 wrote...
22... man, this has no end
Heather Cline wrote...
The only good change would be to eliminate the Catalyst and just hit the destroy button on the console of the Citadel, turn and walk away and get medical attention so that Shepard could meet up with LI and crew and have that happy ending with her/his LI. That is the only good ending change that should be made.
Grub Killer8016 wrote...
22... man, this has no end
Heather Cline wrote...
The only good change would be to eliminate the Catalyst and just hit the destroy button on the console of the Citadel, turn and walk away and get medical attention so that Shepard could meet up with LI and crew and have that happy ending with her/his LI. That is the only good ending change that should be made.
Heather Cline wrote...
The only good change would be to eliminate the Catalyst and just hit the destroy button on the console of the Citadel, turn and walk away and get medical attention so that Shepard could meet up with LI and crew and have that happy ending with her/his LI. That is the only good ending change that should be made.
Conniving_Eagle wrote...
Grub Killer8016 wrote...
22... man, this has no end
All the mods are probably at someone's house sharing a beer, listening to some heavy techno music and getting a fantastic laugh out of this thread.
Grub Killer8016 wrote...
Heather Cline wrote...
The only good change would be to eliminate the Catalyst and just hit the destroy button on the console of the Citadel, turn and walk away and get medical attention so that Shepard could meet up with LI and crew and have that happy ending with her/his LI. That is the only good ending change that should be made.
Stay off-topic and party hard!
Chaotic-Fusion wrote...
If they make it a sticky, we can act like hipsters and say we were off-topic before it was mainstream.
RethenX wrote...
Conniving_Eagle wrote...
Sublyminal wrote...
Conniving_Eagle wrote...
Sublyminal wrote...
It's like I've said from the beginning... The more DLC you buy the better ending you'll get and eventually you'll get the ending where Shep and your crew/ LI get back together in the end.
Stop being off topic. Do you want to get this thread locked or something?
It's not off topic, ya see I mentioned the ending and the fact that this adds to it. Perhaps you should work on your reading skills a little bit.
Perhaps you should read the last 15 pages of this thread. ROFL!
someone is late to the party lol
Conniving_Eagle wrote...
Grub Killer8016 wrote...
Heather Cline wrote...
The only good change would be to eliminate the Catalyst and just hit the destroy button on the console of the Citadel, turn and walk away and get medical attention so that Shepard could meet up with LI and crew and have that happy ending with her/his LI. That is the only good ending change that should be made.
Stay off-topic and party hard!
I think this will only get taken down if you change the title. SO DON'T DO IT MAN!
Maybe the mods aren't reading the comments. People still have no clue what's going on though. They are oblivous to the party. It is hilarious. This is the greatest thread of all time to be posted on Bioware Social Network.
draken-heart wrote...
*Jaw drop* WHAT IS THIS! I DON'T EVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Grub Killer8016 wrote...
Conniving_Eagle wrote...
Grub Killer8016 wrote...
22... man, this has no end
All the mods are probably at someone's house sharing a beer, listening to some heavy techno music and getting a fantastic laugh out of this thread.
Just like us! Now... about those Asari Strippers we told to hide....