"So yeah, i mean....we created machines to kill you every 50k years, so you won't get killed by machines. You can destroy us with your guns, but i'm gonna give you 3 options that'll bring you victory.
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What?
Oh why would I lied to you? Besides the thousands of obvious reasons?
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Look quit being so paranoid about this. You haven't even heard what i'm offering yet. Ok so Option #1 is that you can destroy us, but you'll destroy the mass relays which will takes years to rebuild. Oh and you'll also wipe out the Geth and other synthetics as well.
Oh you don't like that? Ok well how about controlling us? Yup. We're just gonna hand ourselves over to you so that you can claim dominion over us for all eternity. No really. You'll be able to use us for good. I totally mean this. Why would I try to trick you?
All you gotta do is put your hands on those two handles that are clearly bursting with electric curren- i'm sorry what?
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No you won't get electrocuted. Ok you will, but it totally won't kill you. I mean it will. You'll like melt and completely fade away. But you won't technically die, and then you'll have total control over us.
.....what?
I'm not lying, i'm serious. You can choose Synthesis if you want. Just jump into that gigantic hot beam that'll obviously cook your entire body upon contact. You'll melt into a goo and then your goo will spread across the galaxy and make everything half organic half synthetic. Then there will be peace for all eternity.
Look don't be stubborn about this. I'm giving you these three totally awesome options. I'm not trying to trick you into killing yourself dude.
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Ok fine. You don't like those. Then how about Option #4? Just take this shotgun and put it in your mouth. Once you pull the trigger, the chain reaction will turn all Reapers into harmless kittens. And we all know how easy it is to kill a kitten. Victory will be ensured.
No? Well then how about Option #5, the Iron Maiden of Ascension. All you do is- hey! Where you going? Come back!"
Modifié par Mdoggy1214, 07 août 2012 - 01:48 .