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#26
JosieJ

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Surprised no one mentioned Iona and Darrien yet. They can be seen to by human noble but not both together... course, it don't end happily though Howe must die!




The original post has them listed.



Can anyone confirm if Merrill is potential for male dalish elves?




That would be no. Which was fine with me: my best friend in all the world was missing and Merrill was all "Oh, Tamlen must surely be dead. But about these artifacts..." Didn't exactly endear her to me!

#27
Xandurpein

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Safe sex in Ferelden = keep your underwear on.

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Rather upset that there were no Dalish female companions / sex.

Rather, I had to pretend that my Dalish character hooked up with that Dalish Red Head (at the camp) or that I had a secret affair with Marinthil

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Bomfy wrote...

What would they call it?

Moonlight over Ferelden

#30
SimToth1212

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Bann Teagan flirted with my female dwarf...

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Cybercat999 wrote...

I think we should get the option to romance Oghren as dwarf girls.


One of the funniest lines for Oghren I can think of was his comment about Branka's female lovers... "If I would have known about her preferrences, I could have made some adjustments!"

Of course he says it much better and I probably got the wording wrong but he is pure gold! lol

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Oghren would be an awesome companion. He´s funny, trustworthy (at least when he´s sober), experienced (BOTH in killing darkspawn AND making a woman happy^^), he looks quite good (except for his size, of course^^) AND he got a really, REALLY big hammer!!!!

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SarEnyaDor

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It's not the size of the hammer, it's how you use it. And by hammer I mean .... shout-out to Dr.Horrible fans

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Squiggles1334

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I'd be afraid to sleep with Oghren, like he's going to try and pull a Dutch oven on you in the middle of your romp. :o

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You'd really want to romance a permanently drunk, vertically challenged, leering guy with smelly feet and an ego bigger than his entire body? I'd rather romance the mabari.

ps. what's special about a dutch oven? I'm dutch and this is the first time i've heard this referenced Posted Image

Modifié par Evainelithe, 22 décembre 2009 - 03:48 .


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SarEnyaDor

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I want free love and no judgements in Ferelden! LOL

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Squiggles1334

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Evainelithe wrote...
ps. what's special about a dutch oven? I'm dutch and this is the first time i've heard this referenced Posted Image

A "Dutch oven" is when you hold a person under the blankets while you fart in bed. :wizard:

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Lmao explaining a dutch oven....priceless....!!!

ahhhh Dr. Horrible....classic stuff

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Squiggles1334 wrote...

Evainelithe wrote...
ps. what's special about a dutch oven? I'm dutch and this is the first time i've heard this referenced Posted Image

A "Dutch oven" is when you hold a person under the blankets while you fart in bed. :wizard:


And just so no one thinks that's anything derogatory about the Dutch, it stems from the cooking implement Dutch Oven. When cooking with that type of oven, one usually leaves the lid on, so as to keep the heat and moisture inside... hence the perversion into a fart reference, since the blankets have a similar effect on the hapless victim trapped inside.


mtmj wrote...

Rather upset that there were no Dalish female companions / sex.
Rather,
I had to pretend that my Dalish character hooked up with that Dalish
Red Head (at the camp) or that I had a secret affair with Marinthil


Dalish or no, I was just looking for a female elf companion of any description (although a female Dalish ranger or keeper apprentice would've been great); it's rather disappointing a male elf character has to be gay or betray his race with human females. :\\

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Avaraen wrote...

Squiggles1334 wrote...

Evainelithe wrote...
ps. what's special about a dutch oven? I'm dutch and this is the first time i've heard this referenced Posted Image

A "Dutch oven" is when you hold a person under the blankets while you fart in bed. :wizard:


And just so no one thinks that's anything derogatory about the Dutch, it stems from the cooking implement Dutch Oven. When cooking with that type of oven, one usually leaves the lid on, so as to keep the heat and moisture inside... hence the perversion into a fart reference, since the blankets have a similar effect on the hapless victim trapped inside.


mtmj wrote...

Rather upset that there were no Dalish female companions / sex.
Rather,
I had to pretend that my Dalish character hooked up with that Dalish
Red Head (at the camp) or that I had a secret affair with Marinthil


Dalish or no, I was just looking for a female elf companion of any description (although a female Dalish ranger or keeper apprentice would've been great); it's rather disappointing a male elf character has to be gay or betray his race with human females. :\\\\


I don't know why we don't have a Dalish Mage PC anyway.  Not like the chantry could touch her once she's a Grey Warden.

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For some reason the topic reminds me of...



"the nugs avoid eye contact and try their hardest to appear busy"



I mean, Ferelden being the ultimate Thedas backwater it is...

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Sialater wrote...

I don't know why we don't have a Dalish Mage PC anyway.  Not like the chantry could touch her once she's a Grey Warden.

I don't see why not.  The notion that Grey Wardens are inherently untouchable is kind of a ridiculous justification for what is essentially a handwave.  And I'm glad the game doesn't fully support that notion.

That said, I don't think the lack of Dalish Mage PC is anything story related.  More likely a development concern.

Modifié par Taleroth, 22 décembre 2009 - 09:18 .


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Herr Uhl

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Taleroth wrote...

Sialater wrote...

I don't know why we don't have a Dalish Mage PC anyway.  Not like the chantry could touch her once she's a Grey Warden.

I don't see why not.  The notion that Grey Wardens are inherently untouchable is kind of a ridiculous justification for what is essentially a handwave.  And I'm glad the game doesn't fully support that notion.

That said, I don't think the lack of Dalish Mage PC is anything story related.  More likely a development concern.


You mean that invoking the right of conscription on Loghain immediately in the landsmeet would not work?

But Maric signed a piece of paper!

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Cybercat999 wrote...

I think we should get the option to romance Oghren as dwarf girls.



Why limit to dwarf females? Be nice to have some of that freaky dwarf love for more full sized females of human and elven persuission, too. Hell, he does hit on you a few times, though only when he's falling down drunk.

Even sober, it's not like he has terribly high standards anyway.

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Lets get back to talk about sex, right?

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trueKieran wrote...

Moonlight over Ferelden


I like it.  There is already a readily accesible lake so the setting is there.

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OH YES! This topic excites me greatly. *scans the thread in anticipation* What! no detailed description of sex acts, you guys disappoint me. I mean ****** on.

Modifié par fairandbalancedfan, 23 décembre 2009 - 03:24 .


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Bullets McDeath

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****** on what?

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Squiggles1334 wrote...

Evainelithe wrote...
ps. what's special about a dutch oven? I'm dutch and this is the first time i've heard this referenced Posted Image

A "Dutch oven" is when you hold a person under the blankets while you fart in bed. :wizard:


Ew! Thanks for the explanation, I knew I shouldn't have asked Posted Image

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Squiggles1334

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Evainelithe wrote...

Squiggles1334 wrote...

Evainelithe wrote...
ps. what's special about a dutch oven? I'm dutch and this is the first time i've heard this referenced Posted Image

A "Dutch oven" is when you hold a person under the blankets while you fart in bed. :wizard:


Ew! Thanks for the explanation, I knew I shouldn't have asked Posted Image

You know he's the kind of guy who'd do it, too.

starting at 2:34 :wizard: