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Pimu the Unlucky Salarian...based on a true MP story.

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Posté 09 août 2012 - 10:31

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These events happened between 2p.m. to 6 p.m 06/09/2012.

THE ADVENTURES OF PIMU, THE UNLUCKY SALARIAN.



Day 1 - Finally graduated. Eager to fight Reapers, Snatched a low-level  Cloak and Energy Drainer in my Omni-tool, anxious for action, weapons mysuperior said would be delivered soon, but he warned about the shortage of good weapons; the war, he says. Luckily my deliver was from the top-ups, delivering weapons the great Shepard and Garrus Vakarian used themselves fighting the Collectors: An Incisor Rifle and a Locust submachine gun.

Day 3 - Was guarding alone a London crossroad when Geth arrived. Four wavesI survived alone, when finally a N7 operative came, bursting orders through the comm and wielding a "Piranha" something gun. I kept draining the Geth and trying to headshot their headlamps, but my weapons are...tricky. I wonder how Shepard used it, because definitely I'm using it the wrong way. They simply.don't.die. In the end, when we were rescued, the pilot said this Geth were as soft as a newborn salarian. Uncoordinated. Weak. Luckily I could snatch some plans for a Proximity Mine device for my omni-tool, to help my guns. I hope this works.

Day 10 - Back at home. Sur'kesh was overrun by a splinter Cerberus group,
devoted to cutting Drell tongues to unknown purposes. Everything was going well, until the Phantoms showed up. I don't know what happened. I shot her head nine times, I'm sure.. But she almost cut myself in half. Ijust survived because a N7 with a huge shield plastered medigel in my torn abdomen. I managed to stay cloaked till the rescue. I plan to request new weapons before the next deployment.

Day 12 - We were deployed immedialty in Thessia. Reapers. A small faction. But they had banshees,  and Ravagers... I got warped, sliced, missiled. Empitied three Locust clips on the shrieking Asari, to no avail. I don't want to talk about it anymore. The nighmares are enough.


Day 34 - After
Thessia, I met a Quarian Engineer, she overclocked my omnitool and now I can stay hidden for very long times. I think it's the only way I will survive the next assingments. We will be deployed at hotzones,with the best skilled enemies. And I couldn't grab new weapons. Why are they doing this to me?


Recordings from Slamet Fanirga, Salarian psychiatrist:

"Subject 13 was recovered at Firebase Dagger, after an unsuccessful mission against one of the thoughest Cerberus platoons. He survived staying cloaked after a powerful Phantom sword attack. that almost hit his heart. These are the recordings of the first session with him:"

Too powerful-t-t-oo powerful, I can't I can't...shoot shoot Locust shoot Kill please kill, They don't die why these guns don't kill...Incisor in Atlas nothing, friend's Carnifex exploded it why why...friend is dead now, everyone is dead. Headshot phantom incisor noooo nothing is happening, she is coming...she...is...COMING  
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH........................................................................

(END OF RECORDING)

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Posté 09 août 2012 - 10:38

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Locutus_of_BORG wrote...

I lol at ur pitiful circumstances, Pimu.

But really, I was the guy with that Piranha. Srsly, it kicks major bro.




But really, I wish they at least kept that silly design glitch on the Incisor from ME2.... Oh well, just pretend they were using Indras back then.

fixed a bit... to add to the fanfiction, lol.

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Posté 09 août 2012 - 11:35

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Recordings from Slamet Fanirga, Salarian psychiatrist:

"Subject 13 had to be restrained. Again. It's been 12 days after his arrival and his condition seems to be deteriorating. He sees shadows, ghosts, his enemies....His fears are making him Hallucinate. Today I will have to do the impossible: put a Salarian to sleep. Perhaps we can find a better therapy in the meantime. Some Asari consort to ease the mind."

Excerpt of Pimu diary, 2 days after sedation.

I am better now. Thre are no more ghosts. When I was sedated, I dreamt. The doctor said Salarians can't dream. I tend to agree. What I had was a revelation. Two Salarian women were crying upon their lover graves..their sobs attracted the ghosts, the evil...when they attacked. threre was a pain in my chest. it angered the women. They stood up and grew, as high as two mountains. Their clothes ripped off, and I saw The beauty: One was black as the nightsky, one was white as the snowfall. The black one roared; three thunders were heard and the ghosts were no more. The white one smiled, and a lightining came from her hand; one powerful bolt that destroyed the remaining shadows. Thre was no more fear. I suddenly realised; they were not women. They were Godesses, my Deities, my Lovers...my Widows.

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Posté 10 août 2012 - 05:24

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Recordings from Slamet Fanirga, Salarian psychiatrist:


"Pimu escaped yesterday. He had access to his omni-tool, somehow. Maybe Bill from Accounting gave it to him. Have to inquiry him this afternoon..."

"In our last session he semmed...resolute. His dreams about these "goddesses" calmed him. But I was worried: In his encounter with Cerberus, he passed several hours near indoctrination devices before he was retrieved. I hope what ever happened in his mind doesn't contaminate his soul. A far as I can tell, he is a rogue agent now...I doubt he will return to the STG after all this..."


TWO DAYS LATER...

Excerpt from Lt. John Robertson (N7 Paladin) "Firebase Dagger Incursion" debriefing:


(...)we were holding our positions pretty well till that moment; 9 waves of Cerberus' best were not enough for us. But HQ found a Drone with valuable information about Cerberus Indoctrination devices near the west dish arrays. Then, hell happened. Phantoms and Atlases, a lot of them, like I never had seen. You know the Drill with drones: glue your backs and advance slowly, always picking the targets, not wasting any ammo.(...) but this time we were broken easily. Sgt. Reginald was caught by an missle. Lt. Katrina was decapitaded before my eyes. Even Karragh, always boastful of his Krogan prowess and biotics, fell. I had to keep going to the objective, my omni shield shattered, with a broken arm. When I finally saw the drop point it was already overriden by an Atlas and Phantom. I didn't have missles anymore, nor medigel. Tried to hipfire, but she cut my hand with a quick slash of her sword. The shock prevented me to feel any pain. Kicked her in the tights, but she just sidestepped and smashed my helmet. I accepted my death...

What happened after this is hard to remember,.. I had lost too much blood. But I saw her barriers being drained, and her head just...exploded. The Atlas started to fall apart, with well-timed explosions, like somehow bombs or mines were put in its joints. And This time I heard a shot, making a big hole in the canopy. But you know the Cerberus' bastards: When the Atlas pilots dies, it just selfdestrcuts. I was caught in the explosion radius, and blacked out.

When my conscience returned I was at the LZ with the escape shuttle right over me... I was not bleeding anymore, and I had my hand in my lap.. But What I really noticed were the bodies...Dozens and dozens of Cerberus soldiers... Dead. Upon my feet. Most without their heads. (...)there were a lot of Atlases' remains as well.(...)

Someone held the line for me...or treated me as a bait, picking his targets from a distance. I don't know. I think I'm just lucky to be alive.(...)

(...)no, I didn't have the Drone with me. Who, or What saved me must have it now. For what purpose, I don't know(...)

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Posté 14 août 2012 - 02:25

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Excerpt from Pimu's diary.

(...)the escape was easy enough. The doctors were too occupied to pay attention on an unfortunate Salarian with delusions. With my omni-tool I cloacked and avoided the security cameras. Found out that I was at a small station orbiting Ontarom, that had some supplies and weapons. Grabbed an old Shuriken and Avenger and went to a deorbiting shuttle. Powered it up, and managed to guide it near Dagger. At that time it didn't bothered me how I could hijack a shuttle without triggering alarms, and pilot it to the surface. It was...natural to me. Were my Godesses giving me wisdom? (...)

Found out a Cerberus' outpost. It angered me, a lot. Two Troopers were guarding it. But by the size of the base I figured that it hosted a hole plattoon. Cloacked, I stabbed the first trooper twice, the other was alerted, but with multiple headshots he was quickly  dispatched.  Inside there I found a debriefing room. They were attacking Firebase Dagger! Quickly I retraced my steps. When I was about to exit, I started to hear...whispers. Indistinct at first, but they attracting me to the other side of the base. Each corner getting louder, with more voices...I could almost feel them, trying to tell me...something. What was it? Just one word made sense:

Avatar.

Her Avatar. When I arrived at a storage room, it became clear. The White Godess' Avatar, in front of me. A Widow Particle RIfle. Discarded my weapons and picked it up. Heavy...too heavy. It would burn almost all my armor's battery to keep it in the magnetic field on my back. That means less capacity for my Omni-Tool to generate mines and draining fields.But holding it was very good. A belonging sensation, that was sudden transformed in anger. A vision appeared in front of my eyes...

My Godess was...dissatisfied. Her Avatar was incomplete. Too much weight. Powerufl, but not enough. This made my head ache, my chest hurt. Something in Dagger would make everything better, I knew it.. Grabbed some armor-piercing ammo, and a Cyclonic Modulator, and went there. (...)

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RECOVERD GETH DEVICE WITH PIMU'S MEMORIES. FIREBASE DAGGER INCURSION

Cloak. Drain. Shoot. Reposition. Cover. Reload. Cloak. Shoot. New Target. Whispers. Phantom. Reload.Cloak. PM. Shoot. Cover. Shoot. Cloak. Shoot. New Target. Cloak (...)

(...) Cloak.Drain.Shoot. Reload.Cloak.PM.Shoot. Reload. Cloak. PM. Shoot. New Target. Cloak. Wait. Paladin. Shoot-no.Drain-no.Shoot-no! SHOOT-I SAID NO! (...)

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Excerpt from Pimu's diary.

I camped in a Dish Array near the base, and from there I observed the Cerberus' plattoon. Initially they were sending just enough troops to keep the N7 team at bay, while positioning in different points of the base. They were planning
something...

I approached slowily, avoiding detection; entered one of the control rooms. And finally understood what Cerberus was
waiting for: The N7 recovered a Drone from a dead Enginner and was goingto deliver it at the other side of the base. It was a trap! But when the Drone activated, my chest ached and my Godesses' Desire went through
my body. I wanted that Drone. It would make me more...complete. It would give strength to The Avatar.

But my Godesses' Desire was too much. The moments after it were a blur. I felt powerful, The white Godess smile was upon me, with her hand raised, destroying the shadows once again. But through th Avatar's Lenses I found a Human head. A Paladin, just like one that saved me months before. The White Godess smile waned a little but her Desire was still unfulfilled. I...resisted.It made my chest hurt even more and my head ache. But finally I put the Widow down. What was happening to me? I almost killed a human for nothing!

But I had no time to think. I had to get back to the base, before Cerberus discovered my presence there. And I knew that Drone would get me stronger. Maybe I would understand what my Goddesses wanted from me (...)

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Posté 14 août 2012 - 12:53

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Pimu's diary:


(...)Went back to the base and activated the Drone. Knowledge entered hrough my brain, opening my mind. I saw The Avatar's flaws; had to bring it to it's completeness.

The base served me well. In three days, I had a much lighter and more powerful Widow. Adapted a new battery pack into my armor, it gave more stability to my arms allowing more powerful shots, and more shields. The proximity mine was at it's fullest potential.

I would stay more at the base, but after more knowledge entered my mind, The Godesses wishes were more clear: I had tofind The Black Avatar, and It would involve the Geth. So, I Hijacked a Cerberus shuttle and headed for Noveria(...)


(...) Before arriving in Noveria I had a
vision. There was a fenced green field, with lots and lots of horned quadrupeds chewing grass. They only said one word:

Moooo...

Confused by that absurdity, almost hit a mountain in my way to Firebase White. I landed the Shuttle near a Cerberus' fighter ship. White Avatar in hands, I stepped outside, always expecting the worst. But I was not prepared for what I saw.

Thousands and thousands of Geth. All dead. Their bodies were scattered all over the place, making almost
impossible to move.. Step by step,after two hours I was able to exit the landing pad.  I climbed one of the geth body piles to get my directions, but when I looked down A shot passed wheezing my head, almost hitting it. I ducked and cloaked. Retraced my steps and entered he base by a flight of stairs to the right.

In the room, there were two salarians, a drell and a human, nervously checking their surroundings. I couldn't nderstand quite well what they were saying; they were whispering and muttering; "I always heal these bastards, Why
do they always charge? Always..." The human whispered "no more hacks, please, no more hacks...."

"Hunters....hunters everywhere..."

"They can hit us through walls, they are devils I say. Kalahira, protect us! "

I approached the salarian near the door exit. While still cloaked I muttered to him: "This is Pimu Ltoloxa, STG. State your rank and mission, soldier.

I was expecting a startle, or at least a surprised grunt. But I just hearded his response in a monotone voice: There's no mission. The Geth appear, we kill them. After a few days they give us new weapons and gear. To kill them.

How many days have you been here?

Two months, nine days, three hours, seven minutes, forty-eight seconds, and counting.

But what was your primary objective before being deployed here?

He semmed a bit worried for a while, but again responded in a monotone voice: We kill the Geth, They give us new weapons, to kill them. That's all.

In the distance I see the trail of a Biotic charge, a shout WHEEEEEHHHHAAAAAAAAA,. Five seconds later the Human was down.

Gotta revive him. Do you have any more questions?

Uh...you mentioned that you receive new weapons constantly. Some of them are like this, but black?

Oh yes, the Black WIdow, There's a pile of them near the cliff. Not powerful enough. What you really want is the Krysae.


Oookay. SO, do you mind if I get one for me?

No. Gotta revive him now. Goodbye.(...)

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Posté 14 août 2012 - 01:56

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The more I read the more I like this thread!
Loving this fanfiction so far, almost want to write my own.

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Posté 14 août 2012 - 06:27

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HAHAHA what started out as a cheeky RNG protest thread has become a monster.

This thread will surely become a rallying cry for burnt-out MP'ers everywhere!

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Posté 14 août 2012 - 09:54

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a funny twist on a players MP life that resembles the truth in so many ways.


AWESOME!!!!!

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Posté 15 août 2012 - 12:33

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Man, I wanted a Black Widow too...

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Posté 15 août 2012 - 04:28

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Good work. I'm looking forward to the next installment.

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Posté 16 août 2012 - 01:23

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(..) The Salarian ran to his downed fellow. After almost half an hour searching for the gun, finally found it. The Black Avatar. My Godesses would be satisfied. I started to go back to the shuttle, but the way was clogged with piles and piles of dead Geth.

After turning an alley, one device caught my attention. It was Geth techonogy, like a beacon, but smaller. It was still functional, n the middle of a huge pile of rubble. It was glowing. Signaling...who? I came closer to it. I started to hear wispers, attracting me. If I only could touch it...

A hand in my throat, crushing my trachea. A Geth Hunter appeared of nowhere! I tried to smack him, but I was already weak, without air. I quickly became unconsious...


When I woke up I was in a control room, tied to a console, with a strange device circling my head. Before I could say any word, a neddle pierced my head.

Pain. I couldn't think straight. The pain was so much I couldn't even scream, just a agonizing moan escaped my mouth.

Amidst the pain, I heard a mechanized voice. Downloading memories...35%... I entered in a semiconscious-state....inserting implants....I don't how much time had passed. When the pain subsided a little, I heard an argument. A console vid was turned on, but my vision was blurry and I could barely hear what was being said...

"This was not our deal,Geth....we give our base to your training grouds and you capture our little experiment, for us. Not for your personal use!"

----This unit does not have "personal" preferences, organic. We reached consensus: it will be a good subject for implants, as it didn't suffered rejection from your devices.----

"This will be over now, traitorous machine! I already deployed a plattoon to retrieve what is rightfully yours!"

-----You are too late.The Old Machines minions are already here.----

"You dared double-cross us...this will be your demise."

The vid screen turned-off. I felt...numb and weak. I must get out of here, I thought. When I was forcing my hands I was grabbed and stood up. There was a Geth Prime in front of me, holding the Avatars and the Geth device I saw before.

-----You are free to go, organic. They demand it from us. But we have our plans as well. Bring this beacon with you.----

When I touched the device, I started to feel better. My strength returned. Started to walk for the exit. I turned back and said to the Geth:

I am no tool, for anyone or anything....except my Goddesses.

-----Empty threats. If you want to stay functional through this, I suggest running. In 27,3845 seconds this position will be overrun by Cerberus and Reapers troops. Maybe after you will be able to save your, what you organics call, "soul". Or what is left of it. -----(...)

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(...)When I got out, hell broke loose. Banshees, Phantoms, Atlases, Brutes attacking each other, I cloaked and
ran past them as fast as I could. I reached a small room, where the N7 were. I reached the Salarian: We have to get out of here!, I said

No, He replied in his monotone voice. I signed for Gold but this is as good as ever. Will get a bunch of killstreaks.

That doesn't make any sense! There are Reapers here, and Cerberus! We have to...

AsI was speaking a huge pile of rubble began to tremble. Between the scrapped metal, Geth units were appearing. So this is where they were hiding! I grabbed the Salarian's arm and shouted.

YOU.MOVE.NOW! THA'S AN ORDER!

As he was looking at me a Phantom decloaked, in front of us, whispering "Subject 13 found. Acquiring target."

A slash of her sword cut the Salarian's arm off. Another slash, his head fell off, as I watched in horror. She reached for me...

WWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The human charged directly for her! He started to smash the ground, his biotic field exploding in the process, staggering the phantom for a while. I knew he couldn't hold her for long. So I ran again....

Passed through more Banshees and Phantoms on my way out. But this time they were no fighting each other. They were going for the control room. Why? I had no idea...

I finallly reached my shuttle, in the landing pad. There was no one to be seen, so I decloaked and ran for the control panel. As I was typing the password I charget shot missed my head. Hunters. Two of them. I cloaked and avoided a second shot. Put thebeacon on my back, grabbed the black avatar.

Shot, shot, shot. Drain, shot, shot, shot.

One down.,

The other one cloaked, and repositioned. I cloaked as weel, circling the perimeter, looking for more threats. But the Hunter started to go right straight for me.

Shot, shot, shot. He continued to walk forward. How can't this weapon stagger him?

He shot at me the same time he was side-stepping, ripping of my shields. I decloaked and got covered in a small plate almost at the edge of the landing pad. Cloaked again and drained him. But as I was receiving the energy and bypassing it to my shields, he shot again. Impressive!

I think this is what the Geth were doing here: improving their bodies to better wage war.

He got closer, shooting at the plate. It was baarely holding the power of his shotgun. I had to time it just right...

When he was almost above me I grabbed him. I clenched my hand and twisted a little. That activeted the omniblade. A strike to his spinal chord was enough.

I ran again to the shuttle, this time cloaked. Opened the door, activated it, and escaped that bloody mess.(...)

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Posté 16 août 2012 - 01:20

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Paulomedi wrote...

(...)

As he was looking at me a Banshee decloaked, in front of us, whispering "Subject 13 found. Acquiring target."

(...)


Phantoms are now Banshees, apparently. Image IPB

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Posté 16 août 2012 - 02:32

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^Hey. PTS can do strange things to a person's perception, lol.

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MaggotFragger wrote...

Paulomedi wrote...

(...)

As he was looking at me a Banshee decloaked, in front of us, whispering "Subject 13 found. Acquiring target."

(...)


Phantoms are now Banshees, apparently. Image IPB


A Banshee with cloak and a sword! :o:wizard:

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Posté 17 août 2012 - 08:36

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Your mistakes (Bolted) that I found.

Paulomedi wrote...

(...)When I got out, hell broke loose. Banshees, Phantoms, Atlases, Brutes attacking each other, I cloaked and
ran past them as fast as I could. I reached a small room, where the N7 were. I reached the Salarian: We have to get out of here!, I said

No, He replied in his monotone voice. I signed for Gold but this is as good as ever. Will get a bunch of killstreaks.

That doesn't make any sense! There are Reapers here, and Cerberus! We have to...

AsI was speaking a huge pile of rubble began to tremble. Between the scrapped metal, Geth units were appearing. So this is where they were hiding! I grabbed the Salarian's arm and shouted.

YOU.MOVE.NOW! THA'S AN ORDER!

As he was looking at me a Phantom decloaked, in front of us, whispering "Subject 13 found. Acquiring target."

A slash of her sword cut the Salarian's arm off. Another slash, his head fell off, as I watched in horror. She reached for me...

WWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The human charged directly for her! He started to smash the ground, his biotic field exploding in the process, staggering the phantom for a while. I knew he couldn't hold her for long. So I ran again....

Passedthrough more Banshees and Phantoms on my way out. But this time they were no fighting each other. They were going for the control room. Why? I had no idea...

I finallly reached my shuttle, in the landing pad. There was no one to be seen, so I decloaked and ran for the control panel. As I was typing the password I charget shot missed my head. Hunters. Two of them. I cloaked and avoided a second shot. Put thebeacon on my back, grabbed the black avatar.

Shot, shot, shot. Drain, shot, shot, shot.

One down.,

The other one cloaked, and repositioned. I cloaked as weel, circling the perimeter, looking for more threats. But the Hunter started to go right straight for me.

Shot, shot, shot. He continued to walk forward. How can't this weapon stagger him?

He shot at me the same time he was side-stepping, ripping of my shields. I decloaked and got covered in a small plate almost at the edge of the landing pad. Cloaked again and drained him. But as I was receiving the energy and bypassing it to my shields, he shot again. Impressive!

I think this is what the Geth were doing here: improving their bodies to better wage war.

He got closer, shooting at the plate. It was baarely holding the power of his shotgun. I had to time it just right...

Whenhe was almost above me I grabbed him. I clenched my hand and twisted a little. That activeted the omniblade. A strike to his spinal chord was enough.

I ran again to the shuttle, this time cloaked. Opened the door, activated it, and escaped that bloody mess.(...)


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Records from the shuttle's onboard systems:

After my escape,I reached orbit. Turned off the beacon. It could be a tracking device. Mythoughts were directed to supplies now. I was short on war rations and potablewater. But I was not feeling particulary hungry or thirsty. When was the lasttime I ate or drank something? As I was thinking about it…Things started to crawl under my skin. My chest started to rumble. Pain…all over again. My entire body was shaking. I was being torn apart! Pain, in my arms, in my chest, in my head.. My stomach was on fire. I looked on the mirror. My eyes were bleeding...Whatever they put on me, It was destroying me inside out! The shuttle seemed too small. I banged on the walls, the ceiling,
trying to relieve the pain. 


The vid screen turned on. A familiar face appeared in front of me...

 

Turn the beacon on…

 

D-d-doctor Fanirga?



It will make it better.

 
Without options a grasped at the Geth machine and pressed it’s center. It started to glow and hum. The pain receded, and I was able to sit down… 

Why are you calling me doctor?


As a psychiatrist, it’s rare to find subjects with such callousness, to endure all this. Poor Pimu….you are the unluckiest Salarian in the world.

 
What are you talking about?!


They approached me. Convinced me to give you the sedatives. I didn’t know I was in fact activating your implants. Sorry Pimu. Cerberus’ bastards…

They are using me, I know this…but for what?

 
I don’t know Pimu. I was just studying Salarians post-stress disorders in a remote corner of the galaxy. They handed me you, the perfect subject.Gave me your profile. Salarian STG in training.They gave you an Incisor
and a Locust for pity’ sake! No wonder you didn’t succeed in Dagger.

They took interest in you, because you had indirect contact with a Reaper indoctrination device. This could have interesting developments for them. Before your extraction they put some tech in your chest. Something they developed after a certain “Lazarus Project”. That’s why you didn’t die on Dagger.

How do you know all this?

 I don’t have time to explain. They seized the hospital after you escaped.You escaped too soon, they told me. So I’m trying to help you. I stole some data about your experiment. What they are trying to do to you is…hideous. I won’t be part of it. Go to Cyon. There’s a human scientist there. His name is Brian. If anyone can help you, It’s  him.

 

Doctor, I have so many things to ask-

 

Sorry Pimu,have to go now. I hope you survive all this.

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Records from Saint Marie hospital

Thank you doctor, it was a marvelous act.

Are we free now? Will you liberate this hospital and the patients?

Of course doctor. We are not monsters. We are, in fact, fighting them….

Thank you…

…but you have outlived your usefulness.

 

NO! --(BANG!)

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Posté 24 août 2012 - 10:37

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Four days later: Video recorded on Firebase Reactor

That's completely bollocks.

as you say Reginald.

my name is Willys doctor Brian. So, you claim you were expelled from the Crucible project...because you knew too much?

Right on the spot,  lad.

and why they would expel the human doctor with most expertise on the matter?

Because of this of course!

The Cobra Missile Launcher prototype?

Ha! Don't call it by this stupid name. This was Alliance propaganda. The real name is Neutrino Isotope 171 Harmoniser.

What?

James (It's Willys!), you have to try to understand this simpletons. If you name my marvelous machine something like "destroyer of worlds duh duh boom", the soldiers will be more confident! Even if they never ask themselves, why can I launch a missile right on my feet and don't blow myself up?

Uh...so it's not a missile at all?

Of course not, stupid man! It's not even close. In fact, it creates neutrinos that interact with very specific parts of Reaper tech. Only them have this Isotope 171. That's why only them explode when you activate it.

But it works against the Geth, and Cerberus...

You are more stupid than you look Oliver (Willys!!). These Geth have reaper tech inside them, and Cerberus' soldiers as well! Oh, speaking of the Devil...

Cerberus?

Yes.. and someone else. Glad I asked for a personal guard when they expelled me.

Four Human Sentinels! Pretty useless, I must say...

YOU are useless. You see, Arthur (WILLYS!), what they lack on firepower, they have in coordination. Five years training tiogether...one lone wolf can win some battles, but a war needs a team. And they are the best I found. That's why they are here, protecting what I love most.

The Cobra...I mean the Neutrino Harmoniser?

NO, stupid lad, MYSELF!

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Posté 28 août 2012 - 12:36

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I think we should stay inside this room. I'll activate the Harmoniser. With certain tweaks I could create an area effect that disrupts Reaper technology. We will be safe here.

Hm. It's too good to be true...

Ha! You see, my stupid friend, ths is the difference between geniuses and me. From the Crucible Project I could extrapolate this tiny machine. When I got the blueprints from the Alliance, in three months I made this model functional, and now, it's in the backs of the most stupid Marines in the Galaxy.

How can it be so simple?

Simple? SIMPLE?? James (WILLYS!!), this is the most complicated system any human built, by far. Even I don't know some of the specifics. And the amounts of energy required are ASTRONOMICAL. Why do you think the bloody Cobra something has only five shots? It's in fact a nanosecond burst that sucks millions GeVs. To make this field functional, I'm using all power of Firebase Reactor!

What, so your Sentinels are in the dark now?

Oh, they''l be fine...Thermal googles, all of them.

So, what are you saying is...The Missile Launcher is a bloody mini-Crucible??

NO, you dimwit! Not at all...It's a VERY simplified, small part, of the entire mechanism. It can only generate a very, very limited "harmonising" field. The Crucible will do much more then this. In the end, when it's completed, we really don't know what it'll do...but I can guess a thing or two.

But, but...if you can create such a thing, why did they bloody expelled you??!!

That's the good part...in my exaustive research, I found out that, if we tweaked the tech juuust a little, It could be theoreaticaly possible to change the neutrinos. Instead of destroying Reaper tech, It could send signal waves in FTL frequencies, to change behavioral commands of anything that has Reaper tech inside it's brains.

That's impossible...

Even more, if the signal could be aligned perfectly and the right instructions could be sent, we could even merge this tech with organic components! Not like a husk of course, but using it as a complement of our organic systems. Of course it's all just theory,...but it's MY theory, and I believe myself quite a lot..

That doesn't explain why they expelled you...

Well, this is in fact a nice present from Cerberus's chief...Elusive Man

Elusive Man? That name is moronic...

I thought it myself. Maybe they sent me the wrong memo...But the fact is, he contacted me about my research, I told him to sod off. The next day, my research is stolen, and I receive a letter with my reassignment: Study Dark Energy here, in this bloody base. I protested of course, but the top brass didn't even bothered to see my case. Cerberus is everywhere...

ARRGHHHHHHHH

What was that??

Ha! I think we caught a fish with my beautiful net! Let's see what it is....

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Posté 28 août 2012 - 08:15

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This is a piece of incredibly bad, yet amusing writing.
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Pimu is such a "Mary Sue"
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Posté 28 août 2012 - 05:00

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Yaevinn wrote...

This is a piece of incredibly bad, yet amusing writing.
[spoiler]
Pimu is such a "Mary Sue"
[/spoiler}


Haha! Thanks for the feedback!

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Posté 28 août 2012 - 06:37

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Hey, i wasn't meant to be harsh. :wizard: I just hoped for more miserable adventures, and maybe some upgrade (Raptor?). The ascend to godhood... not so much.
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