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Pimu the Unlucky Salarian...based on a true MP story.


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Yaevinn wrote...

Hey, i wasn't meant to be harsh. :wizard: I just hoped for more miserable adventures, and maybe some upgrade (Raptor?). The ascend to godhood... not so much.


It would include those, and more miserable adventures. But time is a b1tch these days! So, I will make this story as short as possible, to introduce a NPC, two new MP modes, and that's it!

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Recordings from Firebase Reactor

 

What have you done to me?



Gotcha! Interesting fella you....never saw aSalarian with this kind of bodywork. And these weapons on your back! Are you trying to start a war, amphibian?



WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?



I just "Harmonised" you, to a certain extent.What your parts will do to each other is hypothetical right now.



My Goddesses told me to kill you! I was clearly hearing them, at last. But they are gone now!



Goddesses? Ha! So the Reapers set you subliminal messages and they arose your instincts as personifications of the feminine? How...unsalarian.But I reckon a primitive and undeveloped part of your tiny brain is easily
accessible, with less inhibitory inputs. I could write a paper about that…

How can you write a paper about Salarian physiology of you are a physics’ doctor?

Whatchoo talkin bout Willys?!

I ALREADY TOLD YOU, MY NAME IS WILLYS! Oh, wait, you got that right…

Who are you talking to?

To my stupid assistant, Willys, right here

There’s no one here besides us!

Are you delusional now, salarian? Willys is right here

Yes, here I am…wasting my life

I had to survive an entire Cerberus platoon to enter here, just to find
this crazy “doctor”…You can’t help me at all!

Help is what you want? Ha! I already helped you, Repurposed your tiny
brain, so that the Reapers can’t have you…nor Cerberus’. Don’t make this face:
I know everything about you, ”Subject 13”. They said I could have my prestige back
if I returned you to your infernal friends. I told them to sod off, again. I
don’t need prestige. I already have my pride, and this, salarian, no one can
take!

Doctor, he’s…getting angry. I-I think we should leave, now.

The Geth implants must be fighting back… maybe protecting Reaper tech
inside him? So exciting, this Pimu person…I want to dissecate him!

We should go now!

ARRGGHHH! (SHOT!)…SHOT, SHOT SHOT!)

Don’t waste your time Salarian…this escape pod can withstand much more
than these Widows you carry. I say, see ya!

AARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH (SHOT, SHOT, SHOT- end of transmission)

 


Pimu’s diary

Here I am, back in the shuttle. The Goddesses are gone. My body is changing, and my mind is waning. All that’s left is anger.

 

Angry at Cerberus, trying to transform me in one of their pets.

Angry at Geth, holding me hostage and torturing me.

Angry at Reapers, who were using me right from the beginning.

Angry at the Alliance, that didn’t give me decent weapons to fight, and put me in this position in the first place.

 

My Godesses were lies, but these weapons I carry are The Truth, my only Truth. The White Death on the right, The Black Death on the left.

 

I can feel my mind slipping away…This will be my final entry in my diary. If someone reads this, My name was Pimu, and I was just an unlucky salarian.

 

Five days later….Sanctum- Firebase Glacier(…)

 

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Supply Depot Near Sanctum



We called them the G.I. Joes...only half jokingly. When the Geth presented us with thesefour Hunter platforms, we

were aware that the war was going grim, to be allies with these things. The higher-ups must be desperate. Even

painted them in Alliance Military colors! All blue and white, star and stripes stuff. Oursuperiors didn’t like them, we

didn’t like them. So they were sent to the most difficult missions, just to be dealt with, I reckon. But deployment

after deployment they prove far more durable and efficient then we ever hoped for. It’s all scarier when their optics

are glowing red. Speed and precision without mercy. I witnessed them overloading their Plasma Shotguns to

destroy a Harvester. In fact, their weapons were the first to give on them, due to their tremendous firing

speed, and to their force while meleeing an target….I saw one of them decapitate a Brute with a Kishock, and

when it got jammed, the Geth procceded to stick the Harpoons on a Banshee’s eyes… witnessing what these

things can do begs the question: If we win this war, what will happen if these robots turn against us,again? I think

we should plant an EMP bomb on every platform, just to be sure…


  Sorry, back to the topic. I was coordinating an incursion on Glacier. There was some tech there, and the G.I.Joes

were sent to stall the enemy till we could pinpoint their location. A mixed faction appeared , Cerberus and some

Reapers. Normal soldiers would be toast in the first wave, but to these Geth it all seemed a piece of cake. They

were with full gear; new GPS brought from their ranks. They blasted the opposition with little effort. After five

minutes I found the first tech we were looking for. I announced through their comms “Pizza delivery is

on! Mark…”, when I noticed an anomalous signature in our thermal radar. It was similar to Salarian STG, but not

quite, the wavelengths didn’t match properly. It was cloacked and heading towards objective 1. This is where

everything gone horribly wrong(….)

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Moar!

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eight days?!?!?!?

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(...) - "A cloaked tango is heading to Objective 1", I announced. "Identify and neutralize." The higher-ups know that recoinnassance was inviable is that mess. Three of them took care of the rest of the Banshees, one detatched from the group, in pursuit.

The G.I. cloaked, and proceeded with great speed towards the objective. Upon arriving, it was too late: the tech was partially destroyed.

"Objective 1 destroyed. Unable to find targ....SYSTEM MALFUNCTION."

The cloaked tango moved with incredible speed, behind the G.I.. Within seconds, the vidcomm showed just static.

The three G.I.s left banded together, fast. That shared processing must have it's drawbacks, because, they were far more twitchy that usual. Almost as they were in fear.

The G.I.s charged their shotguns up and cloaked, already seeing the enemy with their thermal scans. Right behind a wall. They ran, trying to fire from point blank distance, but before they were at the door...

SHOOT. Shoot. Shoot. Shoot

Four shots pierced the wall, hitting two G.I.s right in the Lamphead. We just saw the comm go static, and their Platform Virtual Schematics going red, torso-upwards.

The remaining G.I. continued its run, across the door, did a side hop and shot the GPS, hitting the tango with all its pellets. For a moment it staggered the target.

This is were the things got weird.

A Rod came from the chest of the cloaked tango, piercing right through the GPS, destroying it, The G.I. did a back roll, and we saw the target decloaking.

The G.I.s comm was damaged, and it was in Hunter Mode yet, so the image was blurry. But what we saw was...a Husk. A Salarian Husk! You saw the picture. It was a Salarian, but horribly mutated: The horns were sharp and long, the eyes were enourmous, dislodged to the sides, multifaceted like of an insect. It didn't have lips. Just the teeth, showing a terrible smile.

More surprising, It didn't have arms! In their place, there were two rifles... Judging by their sound and style, they once were Widows or Black Widows.

And from its chest...there was that...rod. Like a lance, almost six feet long.

The G.I. tried one last resort, releasing its Hunter Mode and deploying a protective eletric field, in an attempt to stun the thing.

The Salarian walked towards the G.I.. His chest rod got flexible, his tip transformed in three protuberances, like fingers.

I really don't want to tell the details of what happened next. Suffice to say, I took pity on the G.I. For three minutes his limbs were sistematically torn apart, his chest was burst opened, and his, I mean its, its lamphead was twisted to the point of rupture. But it was maintained functional. The sounds it make....I ...don't want to remember.

System...sys...malfunc...require....imed...shutdown....cannot....comply...

The Salarian grabbed the remnants of The G.I., positioned the comm, and growled a single sentence:

DEATH TO YOU ALL.

After this, it was all static.

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We maintained surveillance of the area for about fifteen minutes. Cerberus and Reaper forces that were there were completely annihilated.

I think we are dealing with a enemy that doesn't distingish friend from foe. And it's powerul enough to single-handed destroy four of our most powerful operatives.

God help us all.

Modifié par Paulomedi, 29 janvier 2013 - 12:19 .