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[ObserverStatus]

This has got to be the coolest thread ever!

[Ghost Lightning]

bobobo878 wrote...

This has got to be the coolest thread ever!

Am I the only one getting slightly aroused? 

[ObserverStatus]

Ghost Lightning wrote...

bobobo878 wrote...
This has got to be the coolest thread ever!

Am I the only one getting slightly aroused? 

nope

[Tazzmission]

oh god why did i click on this thread.................

:shudders:

[StrawberryViking]

WHY?

Why did I click on this?
Why did I read the article?
Why did I scroll down?
WHY ARE MY EARS SO ITCHY?

[Inquisitor Recon]

1. This is disgusting.
2. This woman needs to be locked away in case she's been turned into some type of horrible spider-human hybrid.

[ObserverStatus]

StrawberryViking wrote...
WHY?
Why did I click on this?
Why did I read the article?
Why did I scroll down?
WHY ARE MY EARS SO ITCHY?

gee thanks, now mine do too.

[Ghost Lightning]

What makes this really bad for me is that I have an ear infection right now. It hurts like all hell.

[ObserverStatus]

Logan Cloud wrote...

2:45-2:55

you know, you don't have to tell people which part to skip to, you can just skip to that part yourself ,pause, rightclick the video, and select "copy video url at current time. 

[Bushido Effect]

bobobo878 wrote...

lmao, that's awesome! I wonder what it would feel like to have a spider living in your ear? I'd imagine that it would feel like throwing a bag full of crunchy potato chips at a chain link fence, but I don't remember where I'm going with this metaphor now... but I wonder if you could smuggle a spider through airport security that way? "Sorry sir, this airline does not allow exotic pets."

Yeah I'm sure its awesome.  Like having a cobra in your pants.

[Ghost Lightning]

Bushido Effect wrote...

bobobo878 wrote...

lmao, that's awesome! I wonder what it would feel like to have a spider living in your ear? I'd imagine that it would feel like throwing a bag full of crunchy potato chips at a chain link fence, but I don't remember where I'm going with this metaphor now... but I wonder if you could smuggle a spider through airport security that way? "Sorry sir, this airline does not allow exotic pets."

Yeah I'm sure its awesome.  Like having a cobra in your pants.

story of my life

[Ryllen Laerth Kriel]

The OP forgot the best part of the story.


...A month later, a hundred spider eggs hatched!!! Muhuhahahaaa!

[ObserverStatus]

Bushido Effect wrote...

bobobo878 wrote...
lmao, that's awesome! I wonder what it would feel like to have a spider living in your ear? I'd imagine that it would feel like throwing a bag full of crunchy potato chips at a chain link fence, but I don't remember where I'm going with this metaphor now... but I wonder if you could smuggle a spider through airport security that way? "Sorry sir, this airline does not allow exotic pets."

Yeah I'm sure its awesome.  Like having a cobra in your pants.

or a pinecone in your pee hole!

[Inquisitor Recon]

Bushido Effect wrote...

bobobo878 wrote...

lmao, that's awesome! I wonder what it would feel like to have a spider living in your ear? I'd imagine that it would feel like throwing a bag full of crunchy potato chips at a chain link fence, but I don't remember where I'm going with this metaphor now... but I wonder if you could smuggle a spider through airport security that way? "Sorry sir, this airline does not allow exotic pets."

Yeah I'm sure its awesome. Like having a cobra in your pants.

It's only amusing when you go up to security and tell them that. This actually happened once:

*Guy walks up to a female security guard on duty.*
"Do I need a cage."
"For what?"
"For THESE PYTHONS" *flexes arms*

As you can imagine, this ended well.

[ObserverStatus]

Ivandra Ceruden wrote...

What the ****, people...I knew BSN was weird, but this... Damn! Ewww! >_<

IKR?  This is like something out of /b/

[Ryllen Laerth Kriel]

Maybe Bioware can get an idea for a NPC for their next game.

Varric: "Hi I'm a witty dwarf with a machine gun!"
Merrill: "I'm a shy elf that likes to cut herself and use illegal magic."
Hawke: "I'm the dull, indecisive hero which important people seem to orbit around, what's your power?"
PC: "I have...ear spiders!!!!! Roarrrrr! Attack my minions!" (spiders leap out and munch everyone)

Modifié par Ryllen Laerth Kriel, 10 août 2012 - 06:53 .

[Inquisitor Recon]

Ryllen Laerth Kriel wrote...

Maybe Bioware can get an idea for a NPC for their next game.

Varric: "Hi I'm a witty dwarf!"
Merrill: "I'm a shy elf that likes to cut herself and use illegal magic."
Hawke: "I'm the dull, indecisive hero which important people seem to orbit around, what's your power?"
PC: "I have...ear spiders!!!!! Roarrrrr! Attack my minions!" (spiders leap out and much everyone)

You have to pay $15 for the ear spider DLC.

[ObserverStatus]

Ryllen Laerth Kriel wrote...

Maybe Bioware can get an idea for a NPC for their next game.

Varric: "Hi I'm a witty dwarf with a machine gun!"
Merrill: "I'm a shy elf that likes to cut herself and use illegal magic."
Hawke: "I'm the dull, indecisive hero which important people seem to orbit around, what's your power?"
PC: "I have...ear spiders!!!!! Roarrrrr! Attack my minions!" (spiders leap out and munch everyone)

That actually sound more like the kind of spell that Morrigan could cast.