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So, if someone believed all this, and knew they were probably going to suffer through one of the levels of hell, wouldn't a smart person just stop believing in that religion, and then just be sent to Limbo?

I mean, you can be the worst person in the world, but apparently, non-believers get Limbo. Isn't that just an automatic reaction?

no, only the good non believers get limbo, sinful non-believers go to level 6.

That group of words just screams "oxymoron" to me.

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Damn, thought I found a loophole.

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Logan Cloud wrote...

So, if someone believed all this, and knew they were probably going to suffer through one of the levels of hell, wouldn't a smart person just stop believing in that religion, and then just be sent to Limbo?

I mean, you can be the worst person in the world, but apparently, non-believers get Limbo. Isn't that just an automatic reaction?

A smart person would believe in the religion that gets him/her in heaven, because burning in hell for eternity is inconvenient for a very long time. :lol:

I am glad I am an atheist, though. Both heaven and hell wouldn't appeal to me. Spending eternity in heaven with creationists would be hell for me. :P

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Level 6

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Oops, level 6.

Sorry about all that non-believing, masturbation and occasional attraction to my own gender there, God. Clearly I deserve to suffer eternally.

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Oops, level 6.

Sorry about all that non-believing, masturbation and occasional attraction to my own gender there, God. Clearly I deserve to suffer eternally.


God sure sounds like more of a dick than church made him out to be.

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Did that before. I'm in Limbo!

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Logan Cloud wrote...

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Oops, level 6.

Sorry about all that non-believing, masturbation and occasional attraction to my own gender there, God. Clearly I deserve to suffer eternally.


God sure sounds like more of a dick than church made him out to be.

From what I've heard that's exactly how they make him out to be.

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What church did you go to? Then again, I was like 6. XD

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AngryFrozenWater wrote...

Logan Cloud wrote...

So, if someone believed all this, and knew they were probably going to suffer through one of the levels of hell, wouldn't a smart person just stop believing in that religion, and then just be sent to Limbo?

I mean, you can be the worst person in the world, but apparently, non-believers get Limbo. Isn't that just an automatic reaction?

A smart person would believe in the religion that gets him/her in heaven, because burning in hell for eternity is inconvenient for a very long time. :lol:

I am glad I am an atheist, though. Both heaven and hell wouldn't appeal to me. Spending eternity in heaven with creationists would be hell for me. :P

As an atheist, you'll be glad to know that Pascal's Wager just plain doesn't work. This and this are a good read.

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bleetman wrote...

Oops, level 6.

Sorry about all that non-believing, masturbation and occasional attraction to my own gender there, God. Clearly I deserve to suffer eternally.

That's just awful!  Every time you spill the seed, you murder MILLIONS of potential people.

Modifié par bobobo878, 11 août 2012 - 09:03 .


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Seems like the 6th level is the most popular. We rock! :D

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@Boob: That thought actually makes sense.

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Ivandra Ceruden wrote...

@Boob: That thought actually makes sense.

If you watch "Moral Orel" enough, you start to pick things up.

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Aww, Level 1. I wanted to be at Level 6 where everyone here apparently hangs out. Was close though.

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Aww, Level 1. I wanted to be at Level 6 where everyone here apparently hangs out. Was close though.

boo, all the cool kids hang out on level 8.

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Apparently I'm on Level 5. Which sounds a lot like Detroit.

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Ivandra Ceruden wrote...

Seems like the 6th level is the most popular. We rock! :D

We only need to invent some fire extinguishers there and we could have lots of fun. :lol:

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bobobo878 wrote...

Ivandra Ceruden wrote...

@Boob: That thought actually makes sense.

If you watch "Moral Orel" enough, you start to pick things up.


"Clay: Nudity is a horrible thing and should only be committed as a last resort. You know the 11th commandment. Thou shalt be ashamed of thy natural anatomy. 

Orel: Oh, yeah. Those lost Commandments always throw me off. "

Damn you lost commandments there are so many hidden rules.

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bobobo878 wrote...

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Oops, level 6.

Sorry about all that non-believing, masturbation and occasional attraction to my own gender there, God. Clearly I deserve to suffer eternally.

That's just awful!  Every time you spill the seed, you murder MILLIONS of potential people.

I know. The guilt tears at me so.

Luckily, I can think of a way to make myself feel better.

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Oh dear, according to this quiz, I need to stop:

Deliberately giving bad advice
Tricking people into thinking I'm someone I'm not
Being good at telling lies, and
Using false flattery to get ahead

Lame. Oh well, it's just a silly internet poll. I'm sure I don't have to change anything.

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See, I answered no at 'are you good at telling lies?' The fool poll believed me.

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Fifth Level of Hell.

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Purgatory.

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Olaf_de_IJsbeer wrote...

AngryFrozenWater wrote...

Logan Cloud wrote...

So, if someone believed all this, and knew they were probably going to suffer through one of the levels of hell, wouldn't a smart person just stop believing in that religion, and then just be sent to Limbo?

I mean, you can be the worst person in the world, but apparently, non-believers get Limbo. Isn't that just an automatic reaction?

A smart person would believe in the religion that gets him/her in heaven, because burning in hell for eternity is inconvenient for a very long time. :lol:

I am glad I am an atheist, though. Both heaven and hell wouldn't appeal to me. Spending eternity in heaven with creationists would be hell for me. :P

As an atheist, you'll be glad to know that Pascal's Wager just plain doesn't work. This and this are a good read.



Kiss his majesty's ring or GTHO!

Pascal's wager works. But it's not a strong argument.

I don't follow the path of Descartes and also the empiricists. So believing in a creator isn't hard for me. I'll be sitting in front of Socrates in hell ;)