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#1
Tallgeese_VII

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1. your proximity mine and scorpion shot land where you were aiming 2 seconds ago.

2. teammates around you constantly using teleport

3. enemy balloon pops 2 seconds after your bullet lands

4. Shadow strike won`t trigger no matter how hard you press the button.

5. you try to revive your teammate but takes 3 seconds for revival to initiate.

6. your ARs and SMGs magicially refill random amount of ammo in the clip, and reloading the gun does not fully refill your ammo.

7. your overload and energy drain do not land on the enemy instantly

8. your GPS shot projectile slows down by 3 folds, and half the shot disappears in front of enemy face.

9. your consumables does not response to the button immediately


There must be something more... but those are the lag flags I can think of..

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holdenagincourt

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Your hand moves when you press the right bumper grenade button, but nothing comes out and the squad of Geth Pyros continues to slowly advance on your Drell Adept's position...he continues to attempt to chuck CGs at them but it's no use, the Reapers have added network latency to their arsenal....

SQUAD MEMBER OFFLINE

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holdenagincourt wrote...

Your hand moves when you press the right bumper grenade button, but nothing comes out and the squad of Geth Pyros continues to slowly advance on your Drell Adept's position...he continues to attempt to chuck CGs at them but it's no use, the Reapers have added network latency to their arsenal....

SQUAD MEMBER OFFLINE


This just happened to me five minutes ago.... ugh. :pinched:

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WiqidBritt

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After being taken down, you stand up before the game even tells you that you're being revived.

#5
Darkshadowmark

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when everybody buries their head in a wall.

SORRY. YOU HAVE LOST CONNECTION TO THE MASS EFFECT SERVERS

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radtz

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I had the opposite revive experience yesterday., I went to a downed teamate and hit revive. Nothing happed except that he got up. The status thingy said Radtz revived "whathisname". I am faster than I can even perceive.

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L.ast L.ife

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When your Throw phases through your primed targets... FOUR TIMES.

#8
Kataigida

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When your biotics turn invisible or your AF becomes reversed. Had both of those happen to me in a Platinum match as my AA and Fury respectively. All I could say was 'Aw f**k'.

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Nitrocuban

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- When you suddenly die without any enemies around
- When you can´t revive other players unless you keep standing on them for 5s
- When you stand in front of ladders like a ****** unable to use them

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Rickochet101

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 You have brutes flash floating above your head... :(

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Deek2099

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U melee a husk and he keeps running and jumps on a teammate then u get the kill and your teammate is still doing the curb stomp animation. Had five in a row it was funny to me but my friend didn't think so lol

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movieguyabw

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*Incinerate phases through your target, no matter how many times you use it
*Squad members, and enemies teleporting, constantly
*Squadmates in cover animation, in the middle of an open area
*Unable to do damage to targets, or reload, or take cover
*You are halfway across the map from a Banshee, and all of a sudden, you are dragged all the way to her, just so she can grab you. (this one really ticked me off :\\)
*You die, and then charge someone
*You are killed/grabbed mid-charge
*You die, but then get up without using a medigel, the wave ending, or someone picking you up
*You die, but the game won't let you use your medigel
*Squad mates guns constantly have the firing animation on
*You have full health, and then you just die. Or you just lose your shields. They just disappear, with nothing around you.
*You will hear enemies, get shot, and see your squad shooting - but there will be no enemies anywhere on the map for you. (though this has only happened once for me)

#13
rdnanez

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when your harrier takes forever to kill an enemy and then suddenly theyre not there anymore

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WMcAlister

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...when you go from one end of Rio to the other in less than 2 seconds...and then back again..and then to the middle...and finally stop teleporting when the game has found an irate Ravager to plant you right in front of.

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bluebeam

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- You keep filling the enemy with bullets but their health stays at the same level. Then they suddenly drop dead.
- You shoot an enemy and a second later you find him beside you, ready to melee you.

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masswor5

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When your last missile fires and does nothing...leaving you and your teammates to be promptly insta killed by one of the 2 banshees and/or dozens of brutes swamping the hack circle.....on wave 10.

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UkGouki

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when you see your teamates walking into walls you then have about 30 seconds to 2 minutes before the game informs you "you have lost connection to the masseffect servers"...

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Topographer

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You pop an ops survival pack, and die from one shot 3 seconds later....through a wall :(

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bigglesinc

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Had a crazy one over the last few days. Used a medi gel to revive myself only to be put in to spectator view while my avatar promptly stands up and does a great impersonation of Christ on the cross. I them suddenly get teleported back to my body and carry on as if nothing happened.

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Vesorias

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bigglesinc wrote...

Had a crazy one over the last few days. Used a medi gel to revive myself only to be put in to spectator view while my avatar promptly stands up and does a great impersonation of Christ on the cross. I them suddenly get teleported back to my body and carry on as if nothing happened.


I've had this happen multiple times, with a perfect connection. It happens when I revive myself with 0 time left in the bleed out bar. Kinda helpful, sometimes, but annoying.

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Pancakes71

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When dodging geth rockets like a boss but they still hit you.

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Damather

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When your grenades take a few seconds to start flying,
Banshee magnet hands
shots not landing

#23
BouncyFrag

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When you don't even bother with trying to use an ops pack to restore health/shields. Upon falling, you don't consider using a medi-gel and could care less if you get revived since the current match is lag infested cesspool of lag.

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DESTRAUDO

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When your entire team is at full health, with no enemies in site, then three seconds later they are all dead. Still no enemies in sight.

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bondiboy

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When medi gel doesn't work ...and then you realise that you were insta--killed/stomped by an unseen enemy .

When your HS does the Vanguard glitch

Modifié par stricko, 11 août 2012 - 09:45 .