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[RedArmyShogun]

Well given all the other ones I figure why not? Lets see who is broken here and pus..........err help them yesssss << >> Or just post results.

http://www.depressedtest.com/


*edit retook lulz
Major Depression: Slight
Dysthymia: Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Slight-Moderate
Cyclothymia:Slight-Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Very Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A

Modifié par Confess-A-Bear, 12 août 2012 - 03:08 .

[Eternal Phoenix]

• Major Depression: High
• Dysthymia: High
• Bipolar Disorder: High
• Cyclothymia: High
• Seasonal Affective Disorder: High

"Seek professional help as soon as possible. If you are having suicidal thoughts then please contact your doctor."

o_O

Modifié par Elton John is dead, 12 août 2012 - 02:45 .

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

Major Depression: Slight
Dysthymia: Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: Slight
Cyclothymia: Slight
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Very Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A

[Olaf_de_IJsbeer]

Major Depression: Very Slight
Dysthymia: Very Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Very Slight
Cyclothymia: Slight-Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A

It would seem my mental health is relatively sound.

[Orian Tabris]

Major Depression: Very Slight
Dysthymia: Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Very Slight
Cyclothymia: Slight-Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Moderate
Postpartum Depression: N/A

[Naughty Bear]

Major Depression: Very Slight
Dysthymia: Slight-Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: Very Slight
Cyclothymia: Slight
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Very Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A

Modifié par Naughty Bear, 12 août 2012 - 03:15 .

[wafflez]

Disorder Your Score
Major Depression: Very Slight
Dysthymia: Very Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Slight
Cyclothymia: Slight
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A

[Eternal Phoenix]

Fuinris wrote...

Oh it seems I am rainbowpuking. Must me my good natured belly full of mead. And don't trust internet tests. When you're screwed up look in the mirrow. Like wut you see good. Feel like looking into a picasso picture?
Get. Some. Specialists.

Yeah that test is flawed (not that I was expecting otherwise. Internet tests should be taken with a grain of salt). Putting my joking post aside (those weren't my results) and the test actually said I had moderate Bipolar which means I occasionally break out into a maniac personality and then end up depressed. No such thing happens to me.

Apparently not feeling happy 24/7 every month and every year means you've got Bipolar.

Modifié par Elton John is dead, 12 août 2012 - 04:08 .

[Jozape]

Major Depression: Very Slight
Dysthymia: Very Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Slight-Moderate
Cyclothymia: Slight-Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A

Lies. I am not bipolar.

[termokanden]

Notice how everyone gets at least "Slight" in Seasonal Effective Disorder? I noticed I also got ads for light therapy.

I know I scored "very high" in paranoia in that other test, but something tells me this isn't quite random. The test even asks you where you live and which season is worst for you without giving you the option to say that all seasons are equally good/bad.

Other than that, you'll notice the questions are taken directly from some wikipedia-like description of symptoms.

Anyway I took this and some more professional-looking tests, and they all gave me the "BROKEN, contact your local technician ASAP" message. You don't have to suffer in silence, just buy this book for $3000 dollars or contact a local psychologist for $200 dollar sessions where they tell you to think more positively (thanks for the motherly advice!).

Modifié par termokanden, 12 août 2012 - 04:19 .

[Blastback]

Modifié par Blastback, 12 août 2012 - 07:10 .

[Olaf_de_IJsbeer]

Internet tests are a way to kill time, nothing more.

[Blastback]

Olaf_de_IJsbeer wrote...

Internet tests are a way to kill time, nothing more.

Exactly.

Though I did enjoy the "Which Predacon are you" test.  I got Rampage.

[termokanden]

Olaf_de_IJsbeer wrote...

Internet tests are a way to kill time, nothing more.

Yeah, but it gets a little bit morally fishy when they cross the line into semi-serious territory, going as far as making people sound worse than they are and then showing ads for treatment.

[Arch1eviathan]

Major Depression: Very Slight
Dysthymia: Very Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Slight-Moderate
Cyclothymia: Slight-Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Very Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A

I'm slightly-moterately bipolar? This test is slightly-moterately bipolar! D:<

Modifié par Arch1eviathan, 12 août 2012 - 04:31 .

[BatmanPWNS]

Major Depression: Slight-Moderate
Dysthymia: Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: High-Moderate
Cyclothymia: High
Seasonal Affective Disorder: High
Postpartum Depression: N/A

[Arathyl]

Imperial Sentinel Arian wrote...

Major Depression: Slight
Dysthymia: Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: Slight
Cyclothymia: Slight
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Very Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A

we're the same!!!!

[vometia]

Major Depression: Extremely High
Dysthymia: Very High
Bipolar Disorder: Slight
Cyclothymia: Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Extremely High

Whatevs.

[KnightofPhoenix]

Major Depression: Very Slight
Dysthymia: Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Slight
Cyclothymia: Very Slight
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Very Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A