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[Scyley]

 For the longest time, we've hard politcal hardliners like Eric, Derick, Bryan, and the Illusive Man.

Now, We have this "NPlewes" person, with a unicorn-like avatar declaring seemingly lost operations complete and sprinkling magical fairy dust all over our victory packs granting them extra rare gear. We demand to know who Nplewes is, and also demand that s/he immediately takes over the job of weekly balance changes.

[PsychoticBiotic]

We?

[NikkoJT]

We.

[Lividliver]

The godchild.

[BiO]

NP-who?

^^legit question

[Bryan Johnson]

Some say he lives in a cave and only comes out at night to give out the news on weekend operations, all we know is he is called the Plewes.

Or...

He is a producer who has been with the company, since Balders Gate 2

Modifié par Bryan Johnson, 15 août 2012 - 03:27 .

[PoetryAvenger]

Some say NPlewes is no mere mortal man, but a deity delivered to us from on high!

And even if that's not true, they totally wrassle bears. No fooling.

[Outamyhead]

What do you mean 'we', he's handing out mission success stuff, and you want to know who the secret Santa is?

[Leland Gaunt]

Bryan Johnson wrote...

Some say he lives in a cave and only comes out at night to give out the news on weekend operations, all we know is he is called the Plewes.

Or...

He is a producer who has been with the company, since Balders Gate 2

Baldur's Gate 2...

shhh... <mod edit>

Modifié par Bryan Johnson, 15 août 2012 - 03:27 .

[Shadow Shep]

Bryan Johnson wrote...

He is a producer who has been with the company, since Balders Gate 2

Can I still pretend he's white bearded Krogan who rides a Thresher Maw around the Galaxy giving out gifts to all the blue babies (and some earthlings)?  Cause...I already have the image, sooooo that's who he is now.  

Modifié par Bryan Johnson, 15 août 2012 - 03:28 .

[Das Rouse]

Some say NPlewes doesn't get insta-killed on ME3 MP. He insta-kills spawns.

He is the Chuck Norris of Bioware

Modifié par josehinojos, 15 août 2012 - 03:27 .

[Kenadian]

josehinojos wrote...

Some say NPlewes doesn't get insta-killed on ME3 MP. He insta-kills spawns.

He is the Chuck Norris of Bioware

So he's the guy driving the shuttle?

[legion9511]

Bryan Johnson wrote...

Some say he lives in a cave and only comes out at night to give out the news on weekend operations, all we know is he is called the Plewes.

Or...

He is a producer who has been with the company, since Balders Gate 2

Well Said Mr.Clarkson

[MIA115]

Bryan Johnson wrote...

Some say he lives in a cave and only comes out at night to give out the news on weekend operations, all we know is he is called the Plewes.

Or...

He is a producer who has been with the company, since Balders Gate 2

The Top Gear reference just made my day.

[Pensrule1985]

When NPlewes is running late, Father Time slows the f*ck down.

[Das Rouse]

When NPlewes plays a Salarian engineer, he doesn't throw out a decoy, because he has at least 3 decoys with him.

[JRCHOharry]

Bryan Johnson wrote...

Some say he lives in a cave and only comes out at night to give out the news on weekend operations, all we know is he is called the Plewes.

Or...

He is a producer who has been with the company, since Balders Gate 2

Can't it be both?

[L.ast L.ife]

The Goddess of SWANK has dated only one male human in our time.

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He is the one known as NPlewes.

...

She also said he has a tendency to snore and is currently fighting an addiction to #WINNING AT LIFE.

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The only battle fit for such a man to lose... daily.

[Locutus_of_BORG]

Bryan Johnson wrote...

Some say he lives in a cave and only comes out at night to give out the news on weekend operations, all we know is he is called the Plewes.

Or...

He is a producer who has been with the company, since Balders Gate 2

Plewes was reading over your shoulder when you wrote that, right?

Well, that's what Nether-realm boogeymen do. Read over your shoulder until you give them some sort of outlandish, made-up credentials. I feel your pain, but sometimes that's all you can do.

Also, the last season of Top Gear was much tamer than previous ones, imo.

[Pensrule1985]

When NPlewes plays a drellguard....he's decent

[Alain Baxter]

Deity? Unicorns? Wrasslin' bears?

As per Bryon Johnson, yes, he's a producer at BioWare for many moons now, and I have the fortunate honour of _actually_ sharing an office with this shining sample of humanity. Is he a deity? Sadly, no. Does his voice shake the foundations of this fine building when he commands his legion of workers? Again, sadly no. Does he walk with confidence with thundering steps and swing his trunk sized arms to and fro? Alas, no. Does he at least ride a unicorn when during his daily commute? Nada (Unicorns hate the cold in Edmonton).

When I can tell you, is this mighty pioneer of game developement has this amazing ability to clear any room of persons with his cup of tea in one hand, and a sandwhich made of 'Vieux Boulogne' in the other. He's known to use this strategy to keep meetings short... and to the point.

Other then that, he's also a pretty damn good producer.

[BiO]

I see what's going on. Commie ghosts. The damn religious ghouls again. I knew it all along!

[Vakarian14]

Alain Baxter wrote...

Deity? Unicorns? Wrasslin' bears?

As per Bryon Johnson, yes, he's a producer at BioWare for many moons now, and I have the fortunate honour of _actually_ sharing an office with this shining sample of humanity. Is he a deity? Sadly, no. Does his voice shake the foundations of this fine building when he commands his legion of workers? Again, sadly no. Does he walk with confidence with thundering steps and swing his trunk sized arms to and fro? Alas, no. Does he at least ride a unicorn when during his daily commute? Nada (Unicorns hate the cold in Edmonton).

When I can tell you, is this mighty pioneer of game developement has this amazing ability to clear any room of persons with his cup of tea in one hand, and a sandwhich made of 'Vieux Boulogne' in the other. He's known to use this strategy to keep meetings short... and to the point.

Other then that, he's also a pretty damn good producer.

Why do I get this unshakable feeling this was scripted like someone was holding a gun to his head?

[CmnDwnWrkn]

NPlewes is my biological father...I think

[Derek Hollan]

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain. 

Cheers