For the longest time, we've hard politcal hardliners like Eric, Derick, Bryan, and the Illusive Man.
Now, We have this "NPlewes" person, with a unicorn-like avatar declaring seemingly lost operations complete and sprinkling magical fairy dust all over our victory packs granting them extra rare gear. We demand to know who Nplewes is, and also demand that s/he immediately takes over the job of weekly balance changes.
So, who the heck is NPlewes ???
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Scyley
, août 15 2012 03:15
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Posté 15 août 2012 - 03:19
Bryan Johnson
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Some say he lives in a cave and only comes out at night to give out the news on weekend operations, all we know is he is called the Plewes.
Or...
He is a producer who has been with the company, since Balders Gate 2
Or...
He is a producer who has been with the company, since Balders Gate 2
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#3
Posté 15 août 2012 - 03:38
Alain Baxter
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Deity? Unicorns? Wrasslin' bears?
As per Bryon Johnson, yes, he's a producer at BioWare for many moons now, and I have the fortunate honour of _actually_ sharing an office with this shining sample of humanity. Is he a deity? Sadly, no. Does his voice shake the foundations of this fine building when he commands his legion of workers? Again, sadly no. Does he walk with confidence with thundering steps and swing his trunk sized arms to and fro? Alas, no. Does he at least ride a unicorn when during his daily commute? Nada (Unicorns hate the cold in Edmonton).
When I can tell you, is this mighty pioneer of game developement has this amazing ability to clear any room of persons with his cup of tea in one hand, and a sandwhich made of 'Vieux Boulogne' in the other. He's known to use this strategy to keep meetings short... and to the point.
Other then that, he's also a pretty damn good producer.
As per Bryon Johnson, yes, he's a producer at BioWare for many moons now, and I have the fortunate honour of _actually_ sharing an office with this shining sample of humanity. Is he a deity? Sadly, no. Does his voice shake the foundations of this fine building when he commands his legion of workers? Again, sadly no. Does he walk with confidence with thundering steps and swing his trunk sized arms to and fro? Alas, no. Does he at least ride a unicorn when during his daily commute? Nada (Unicorns hate the cold in Edmonton).
When I can tell you, is this mighty pioneer of game developement has this amazing ability to clear any room of persons with his cup of tea in one hand, and a sandwhich made of 'Vieux Boulogne' in the other. He's known to use this strategy to keep meetings short... and to the point.
Other then that, he's also a pretty damn good producer.
#4
Posté 15 août 2012 - 03:45
Derek Hollan
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Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain. 
Cheers
Cheers
#5
Posté 15 août 2012 - 03:51
Bryan Johnson
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legion9511 wrote...
Bryan Johnson wrote...
Some say he lives in a cave and only comes out at night to give out the news on weekend operations, all we know is he is called the Plewes.
Or...
He is a producer who has been with the company, since Balders Gate 2
Well Said Mr.Clarkson
So happy someone got that
#7
Posté 15 août 2012 - 04:10
Jos Hendriks
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NPlewes is the challenge announcer we need, not the one we deserve.
