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[DarthVarner]

josehinojos wrote...

It is said NPlewes Biotic Charged a cannibal so hard on Firebase Giant, it landed on Firebase Dagger.
Who needs Mass Relays?

Once - only once - NPIewes was in fact used as a Mass Relay.  

The jump was so extraordinary that many generations grew up hearing "and they were never heard from again."



But it was not to be.  Two million, five hundred and thirty-three thousand years later a faint message was received, saying that instead of Atticus Beta, they had arrived in the Andromeda Galaxy.  And that the trip was "***** ***** ** ***** awesome!"

Mass Effect 4 will follow their brave story.

Modifié par DarthVarner, 17 août 2012 - 04:59 .

[Mordred_Moridin]

NPlewes knows the true face of The Stig because he sees it when he looks in the mirror every morning.

[LordDeathkeeper]

When the community fails an Operation, NPlewes still gets a Victory Pack.

NPlewes has the Marauders' Reaper Phaeston at rank XX

NPlewes doesn't want to watch the world burn, but if he did, it would.

[RedSpectrum47]

I hear NPlewes exists because he needs to. He is that player people deserve on their team, but not the one they need right now. So we won't discuss Nplewes because we can't take it. Because he's not our 'normal N7 soldier'. He is our silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark N7.

Modifié par RedSpectrum47, 17 août 2012 - 05:08 .

[IllusiveManJr]

I must've missed a joke. Oh well.

[Kamyczek]

Ia! Ia! NPlewes fhtagn!

[Exicuren]

NPlewes' shotgun is a Claymore L that has the capacity and ROT of a Simitar, with the Crusader's AP innate feature and it shoots tresher maws every two shots (he doesn't want it to be too OP).

[sclera]

Jos Hendriks wrote...

NPlewes is the challenge announcer we need, not the one we deserve.

lol'd

[Sharkey00]

Commander Shepard's first name is... you guessed it.

[Hyperionyht]

Krogans have quads. NPlewes has quads on his quads.

The Prothean extinction was not caused by the Reapers, but by a whisper of NPlewes.

Harbinger tried to assume control of NPlewes. When he glimpsed into his mind, he saw a myriad of alternate contemporaneous universes in which when you divide by zero, you arrive at NPlewes. Harbinger immediately perished.

Once, NPlewes caused a Biotic Explosion. They call it the Big Bang.

Modifié par Hyperionyht, 17 août 2012 - 06:58 .

[Zeromarro4]

He gives me character training... For krogaurd skin tone or equivalent things.

[Emissary_of_Pain]

MoElfarri wrote...

Who is this NPlewes guy?? Seems like a foolish no lifer to me.

If he is capable of doing all these things people say then he might as well appear at my house and smash my head on the keyboa-dskoagp.,.hjadfinfsjlbg,msnaou,.gdsi165dsf4g,6eshjtr,..,sea4 6efsadf58,g46as 4h 6an9trs8aew5 6.,k.,.m.,sdgjf.,,m,m.n,.

This has almost as much win as Nplewes ...

[devon c greenwell]

When NPlewes was little, he once looked up at the stars. Since that day scientists have noticed a lot of stars going super Nova. Coincidence? Or fact?

NPlewes can bend the spoon, because for him, nothing is impossible.

The movie the expendables is a documentary of NPlewes life, but with less awsomeness

[LuckyBullet95]

Jos Hendriks wrote...

NPlewes is the challenge announcer we need, not the one we deserve.

inb4ChrisReadsThisAndBansYou

[KyreneZA]

A little known fact: the N7 designation was an honest design mistake made at BioWare when someone misread the letters NP scribbled on some of the design notes.

NPlewes was too modest to correct that mistake.

The unfortunate person he intended the rest of the scribbled message for, imploded from severe awe when reading it.

Shepard thus actually has the NP designation, but doesn't deserve it.

All NPlewes's Earth DLC characters are NP characters and therefore OP.

Eric Fagnan is incapable of nerfing said characters.

Thomas Abram knows about this, but was given the SMASH by NPlewes.

The SMASH was used to kill the derelict Reaper, but NPlewes toned down its powers before bestowing it on Thomas Abram.

[Arcadian Legend]

MIA115 wrote...

When you are disconnected, it's because NPlewes just logged on. Your computer is scared of being on the same network as him.

[Zanzibaarus]

NPLewes knows there IS a spoon where people say there is no spoon.

[devon c greenwell]

Bump for NPlewes. Hes kinda like the hulk, you wont like him when hes mad. The dinosaurs made that mistake one time. One time...

[ozthegweat]

This thread shall not die. Its punishment must be more severe.

[MstrJedi Kyle]

NPlewes is the only thing standing between EA and world domination.

[mybudgee]

NPlewes must become more than just a man. He must become a symbol..

[Mordred_Moridin]

NPlewes was able to use "The Best Renegade Interrupt Ever" (you know that vid that was taken off of youtube a while back that had that song by Gunther in it) during Tali's trial in ME2. It was successful.

[darkpassenger2342]

nplewes is solely responsible for today's BUFFS.
praise be to nplewes.

[devon c greenwell]

NPlewes is the final solution the game should have. Shepard chooses it and the clock rewinds to before reapers attack, have there tech and knowledge, and starbrat is Alt+F4ed

[CaliJoe090]

Everyone else has N7 numbers. NPlewes has N8.