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[Impius]

OK, so he is the chuck norris of bioware.

And since Chuck Norris is aware of anything, maybe he can give a response on this thread:
http://social.biowar...4869/1#14725693

[VilyaEleni]

I wonder how much he enjoys this thread.

[VaultingFrog]

Alain Baxter wrote...

Deity? Unicorns? Wrasslin' bears?

As per Bryon Johnson, yes, he's a producer at BioWare for many moons now, and I have the fortunate honour of _actually_ sharing an office with this shining sample of humanity. Is he a deity? Sadly, no. Does his voice shake the foundations of this fine building when he commands his legion of workers? Again, sadly no. Does he walk with confidence with thundering steps and swing his trunk sized arms to and fro? Alas, no. Does he at least ride a unicorn when during his daily commute? Nada (Unicorns hate the cold in Edmonton).

When I can tell you, is this mighty pioneer of game developement has this amazing ability to clear any room of persons with his cup of tea in one hand, and a sandwhich made of 'Vieux Boulogne' in the other. He's known to use this strategy to keep meetings short... and to the point.

Other then that, he's also a pretty damn good producer.

Do rainbows appear when he claps his hands together then arks them down while saying "Imagination"???

Please oh please does this happen?

[ryanshowseason3]

Jos Hendriks wrote...

NPlewes is the challenge announcer we need, not the one we deserve.

You either stop posting as a hero on the BSN or long enough to be assigned posting reviled balance changes.

[SapientesGladio]

NPlewes wrote...

OMG OMG OMFG I SEE IT QUICK SCREENSHOT HOLY****BALLSJESUS

[wk38]

Bryan Johnson wrote...

Some say he lives in a cave and only comes out at night to give out the news on weekend operations, all we know is he is called the Plewes.

Or...

He is a producer who has been with the company, since Balders Gate 2

Nice top gear reference....

oh and speaking of which I hope the next character to be released is the Stig... just saying..

Modifié par wk38, 30 octobre 2012 - 03:37 .

[Das Rouse]

When NPlewes casts an AF, it works in two ways. Those unluckly to be caught in the field instantly die. Those who aren't hit show signs of sabotage/dominate. Sadly they think this will convince NPlewes that they are on his side. Mistaken fools.

[HK-447]

NPlewes came up with the idea for extended cut
NPlewes said "Let there be MP", and there was MP
NPlewes can make EA rage
NPlewes invented the Asari
Miranda Lawson was not genetically engineered by her father, she was genetically engineered by NPlewes
NPlewes was originally supposed to be the main character of the mass effect trilogy, but when the devs played the demo, they went blind
Banshees scream because they know NPlewes is coming
Harbinger tried to hang out with NPlewes, the answer was no, the only reason he sent minions to attack the citadel races was because he was afraid
Aria is willing to bend her one rule for NPlewes, and NPlewes alone

Thats all I can think off, with that being said, I had no idea who NPl----- *ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL*

[artificial-ignorance]

MIA115 wrote...

Bryan Johnson wrote...

Some say he lives in a cave and only comes out at night to give out the news on weekend operations, all we know is he is called the Plewes.

Or...

He is a producer who has been with the company, since Balders Gate 2

The Top Gear reference just made my day.

NPlewes is THE STIGGGGGG

[VaultingFrog]

HK-447 wrote...

NPlewes came up with the idea for extended cut
NPlewes said "Let there be MP", and there was MP
NPlewes can make EA rage
NPlewes invented the Asari
Miranda Lawson was not genetically engineered by her father, she was genetically engineered by NPlewes
NPlewes was originally supposed to be the main character of the mass effect trilogy, but when the devs played the demo, they went blind
Banshees scream because they know NPlewes is coming
Harbinger tried to hang out with NPlewes, the answer was no, the only reason he sent minions to attack the citadel races was because he was afraid
Aria is willing to bend her one rule for NPlewes, and NPlewes alone

Thats all I can think off, with that being said, I had no idea who NPl----- *ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL*

You forgot that NPlewes doesnt have to dream about having Aria in his bed as it is a regular occurrence.

[HK-447]

VaultingFrog wrote...

HK-447 wrote...

NPlewes came up with the idea for extended cut
NPlewes said "Let there be MP", and there was MP
NPlewes can make EA rage
NPlewes invented the Asari
Miranda Lawson was not genetically engineered by her father, she was genetically engineered by NPlewes
NPlewes was originally supposed to be the main character of the mass effect trilogy, but when the devs played the demo, they went blind
Banshees scream because they know NPlewes is coming
Harbinger tried to hang out with NPlewes, the answer was no, the only reason he sent minions to attack the citadel races was because he was afraid
Aria is willing to bend her one rule for NPlewes, and NPlewes alone

Thats all I can think off, with that being said, I had no idea who NPl----- *ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL*

You forgot that NPlewes doesnt have to dream about having Aria in his bed as it is a regular occurrence.

NPlewes does not allow us into his personal buisness and info of bed companions

[VaultingFrog]

HK-447 wrote...

VaultingFrog wrote...

HK-447 wrote...

NPlewes came up with the idea for extended cut
NPlewes said "Let there be MP", and there was MP
NPlewes can make EA rage
NPlewes invented the Asari
Miranda Lawson was not genetically engineered by her father, she was genetically engineered by NPlewes
NPlewes was originally supposed to be the main character of the mass effect trilogy, but when the devs played the demo, they went blind
Banshees scream because they know NPlewes is coming
Harbinger tried to hang out with NPlewes, the answer was no, the only reason he sent minions to attack the citadel races was because he was afraid
Aria is willing to bend her one rule for NPlewes, and NPlewes alone

Thats all I can think off, with that being said, I had no idea who NPl----- *ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL*

You forgot that NPlewes doesnt have to dream about having Aria in his bed as it is a regular occurrence.

NPlewes does not allow us into his personal buisness and info of bed companions

True, but due to his level of pure awesome it is a safe assumption. Besides you ever see that little smile Aria has? You know its got to be from NPlewes.