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[MacGarrus]

NPlewes' Geth Infiltrator has the health and shields of a Krogan, the Tactical Cloak of the pre-nerf GI and the trenchcoat of the Drell.

NPlewes smashes speedrun records as a Drell Vanguard with a Locust.

NPlewes once got the Vanguard Glitch. He simply shot the internet and flew back down to the ground.

If you have a finished manifest and NPlewes has a finished manifest: NPlewes has a better manifest than you.

NPlewes can simply farm FBWGG.

NPlewes' Krogan is always in rage mode.

NPlewes' Krysae is the pre-nerf version.

NPlewes can survive an ABRAM SMASH to the quad.

[Shadow Shep]

This thread wins. It wins hard.

[NikkoJT]

DJCubed wrote...

This thread wins. It wins hard.

Not as hard as your mom NPlewes 

[Bryan Johnson]

legion9511 wrote...

Bryan Johnson wrote...

Some say he lives in a cave and only comes out at night to give out the news on weekend operations, all we know is he is called the Plewes.

Or...

He is a producer who has been with the company, since Balders Gate 2

Well Said Mr.Clarkson

So happy someone got that

[Das Rouse]

When NPlewes plays a biotic, the killfeed doesn't say "NPlewes/Biotic Explosion/Phantom". It says "Biotic God/Smyte/Unlucky Soul"

[Cecilia L]

He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake.
He knows if you've been bad or good so be good for goodness' sake...

[jcamdenlane]

Vakarian14 wrote...

Alain Baxter wrote...

Deity? Unicorns? Wrasslin' bears?

As per Bryon Johnson, yes, he's a producer at BioWare for many moons now, and I have the fortunate honour of _actually_ sharing an office with this shining sample of humanity. Is he a deity? Sadly, no. Does his voice shake the foundations of this fine building when he commands his legion of workers? Again, sadly no. Does he walk with confidence with thundering steps and swing his trunk sized arms to and fro? Alas, no. Does he at least ride a unicorn when during his daily commute? Nada (Unicorns hate the cold in Edmonton).

When I can tell you, is this mighty pioneer of game developement has this amazing ability to clear any room of persons with his cup of tea in one hand, and a sandwhich made of 'Vieux Boulogne' in the other. He's known to use this strategy to keep meetings short... and to the point.

Other then that, he's also a pretty damn good producer.

Why do I get this unshakable feeling this was scripted like someone was holding a gun to his head?

Indeed.  Seems not legit.  "Protest too much" and and all that.  Old baloney must be a secret code word used to identify lesser gods.       

[NPlewes]

[Pensrule1985]

When NPlewes plays ME3 MP, he never loses connection to server.

[Machazareel]

NPlewes wrote...

Alright, alright, you're non-chalant. We get it already!

[Das Rouse]

Pensrule1985 wrote...

When NPlewes plays ME3 MP, he never loses connection to server.

This^.  You sir win.

[CmnDwnWrkn]

OMG OMG OMG!  Is that.....NPlewes??!?!   *screams like teenage girl during Beatlemania*

[Learn To Love Yourself]

Legend has it, he used "Verbal" Kint as a front to disguise his secret identity of Kaiser Soze, which in turn was an even more secreterer identity of himself, NPLewes (IF that is his real name...).

A man, hiding his secret identity under another secret identity behind a fictitious character... Tropic Thunder Identiception. Whoa.

It is also rumored he is hiding behind the rock, puppeteering the infamous Marauder Shields, unsung hero of Mass Effect 3. The beam of light behind emanates from his glorious armpit. Both armpits are symmetrical. Double whoa.

Edit: Spelling correction

Modifié par Jack Crapper, 15 août 2012 - 04:06 .

[DHKany]

Is he the, ominous voice heard ingame?

[RedJohn]

Pensrule1985 wrote...

When NPlewes plays ME3 MP, he never loses connection to server.

Because he's the server. 

[Shadow Shep]

NikkoJT wrote...

DJCubed wrote...

This thread wins. It wins hard.

Not as hard as your mom NPlewes 

Bravo!

[Pensrule1985]

RedJohn wrote...
Because he's the server. 

Mind. Blown.

[L.ast L.ife]

NPlewes wrote...

Successful summoning of BioWare God is highly successful.

[RNG God]

We need NPlewes to be the opposite of Evil Chris!

Ps, I'll bribe justly compensate you guys to not lock my Fresh Prince thread 

Modifié par SalvationThroughDestruction, 15 août 2012 - 04:11 .

[Flambirex]

CmnDwnWrkn wrote...

NPlewes is my biological father...I think

Brilliant!

[Bushido Effect]

TBH I never seen the guy post until the operation topic.

[Jos Hendriks]

NPlewes is the challenge announcer we need, not the one we deserve.

[Omnifarious Nef]

I feel the need to be a part of this thread... I am now a part of this thread.

[Beerfish]

You know the sound the phantoms hand gun makes that we thought was pew pew pew!...........

[OneTrueShot]

NPlewes is a cool guy, he kills reapers and doesn't afraid of anything.