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[PsychoticBiotic]

WestLakeDragon wrote...

weirdopo wrote...

xXBliiTzWiNgXx wrote...

I heard he uses thresher maws as slippers......

He has a gun that shoots Thresher Maws.

He even has a Thresher Maw that shoots guns!

I hear he has a Thresher Maw that shoots guns that shoots Thresher Maws... Which he uses as slippers. 

[WestLakeDragon]

PsychoticBiotic wrote...

WestLakeDragon wrote...

weirdopo wrote...

xXBliiTzWiNgXx wrote...

I heard he uses thresher maws as slippers......

He has a gun that shoots Thresher Maws.

He even has a Thresher Maw that shoots guns!

I hear he has a Thresher Maw that shoots guns that shoots Thresher Maws... Which he uses as slippers. 

Thresher Maw-ception.

[Sharkey00]

A little known fact about Nplewes is that he is a Master Chef and his specialty is AWESOMESAUCE.

[MIA115]

When you are disconnected, it's because NPlewes just logged on. Your computer is scared of being on the same network as him.

[friedricethem0n]

josehinojos wrote...

Some say NPlewes doesn't get insta-killed on ME3 MP. He insta-kills spawns.

He is the Chuck Norris of Bioware

Blashemy! There is no other Gods but RedJohn.

Platinum difficulty was included in the game after RedJohn solo-ed Gold using a level 1 Batarian Sentinel with a Locust X.

[MIA115]

Jack Crapper wrote...

NPlewes can use all attachments on his gun simultaneously, yet he decides to attach none. Even without ammo, there is no challenge.

[Das Rouse]

friedricethem0n wrote...

josehinojos wrote...

Some say NPlewes doesn't get insta-killed on ME3 MP. He insta-kills spawns.

He is the Chuck Norris of Bioware

Blashemy! There is no other Gods but RedJohn.

Platinum difficulty was included in the game after RedJohn solo-ed Gold using a level 1 Batarian Sentinel with a Locust X.

Say what you want, but this is about NPlewes, not Redjohn.

[Zanzibaarus]

WestLakeDragon wrote...

PsychoticBiotic wrote...

WestLakeDragon wrote...

weirdopo wrote...

xXBliiTzWiNgXx wrote...

I heard he uses thresher maws as slippers......

He has a gun that shoots Thresher Maws.

He even has a Thresher Maw that shoots guns!

I hear he has a Thresher Maw that shoots guns that shoots Thresher Maws... Which he uses as slippers. 

Thresher Maw-ception.

The only thing that could be worse was if all those thresher maws spat out Banshees.

[DxWill103]

When a banshee attacks NPlewes with a warp ball, he doesn't get warped. The warp gets Nplewes.

[darkpassenger2342]

nplewes beat ron swanson in a drinking contest. and then a mustache contest.
 this thread is full of win.

Modifié par darkpassenger2342, 16 août 2012 - 10:03 .

[corporal doody]

josehinojos wrote...

friedricethem0n wrote...

josehinojos wrote...

Some say NPlewes doesn't get insta-killed on ME3 MP. He insta-kills spawns.

He is the Chuck Norris of Bioware

Blashemy! There is no other Gods but RedJohn.

Platinum difficulty was included in the game after RedJohn solo-ed Gold using a level 1 Batarian Sentinel with a Locust X.

Say what you want, but this is about NPlewes, not Redjohn.

per his videos, Redjohn only solos extract waves on Platinum and rockets everything.

when NPlewes starts a Platinum match it begins at 1 second to extract. The Result screen is full of medals with the infinity sign underneath. The score and credit reward are all Question Marks because the actual number is too huge to calculate. 

Modifié par corporal doody, 16 août 2012 - 09:24 .

[KyreneZA]

friedricethem0n wrote...

josehinojos wrote...

Some say NPlewes doesn't get insta-killed on ME3 MP. He insta-kills spawns.

He is the Chuck Norris of Bioware

Blashemy! There is no other Gods but RedJohn.

Platinum difficulty was included in the game after RedJohn solo-ed Gold using a level 1 Batarian Sentinel with a Locust X.

Yes, but during that match, NPlewes had ASSUMED DIRECT CONTROL of his Human Gamer character, he fondly named RedJohn...

[Cthulu_Cuddler]

Pensrule1985 wrote...

When NPlewes plays ME3 MP, he never loses connection to server.

[devon c greenwell]

NPlewes plays platinum coterie diamond difficulty and its still to easy.

The only reason NPlewes uses rockets is because the rockets are scared of his awsomeness.

The reason geth fire 3 rockets at the same time is because they think that they heard that some time in the near future that posably at some point very soon in a little bit that NPlewes might eventually sign on and might almost play.

[CptBomBom00]

Maybe he's the Emperor's lost son?

[WestLakeDragon]

Nplewes doesn't have to do Escort objectives. He told the game 'These aren't the Drones you're looking for'

[Igipopp]

Bryan Johnson wrote...

Some say he lives in a cave and only comes out at night to give out the news on weekend operations, all we know is he is called the Plewes.

Or...

He is a producer who has been with the company, since Balders Gate 2

Is Balders Gate 2 a version of the original, except the heroes replaced with fat balding englishmen?

[Watta Hell]

One time NPlewes performed a heavy melee in wave 1. All 11 waves spawned dead enemies.

NPlewes extracts at the end of every wave. With honours.

NPlewes does not need to kill reapers. NPlewes domesticates them.

Some people think that NPlewes uses build 6/6/6/6/6. This is not correct. NPlewes uses build 6/6/6/6/6/6/6/6/6/6/6/6/6/6/6/6/6/6/6/6/6.

Modifié par Watta Hell, 16 août 2012 - 01:59 .

[Justinmiles19]

Hes the only man fertile to satisfy a full grown Elcor woman and live to tell the tale.

[RNG God]

Nplewes is the Fresh Prince of Glacier
NPlewes once used the Locust. You can now occasionally find this weapon; It's called the Hurricane.

[Lokiwithrope]

Eh, I guess I should join in.

NPlewes never promotes characters. Why? Because his characters have no limits.

[Super Nothing]

NPlewes is a Quint.

Modifié par Super Nothing, 16 août 2012 - 02:00 .

[CmnDwnWrkn]

The Disciples attended the Last Supper only because they didn't get an invitation to NPlewes' dinner party that was going on at the same time.

[WestLakeDragon]

NPlewes is the reason that Fight Club has the rule 'Don't Talk About Fight Club'