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[Poison_Berrie]

Some say that during a match he chases Banshees around and that he sleeps upside down like a bat.

All we know is that he's called NPlewes.

[Sgt Bilko]

Some say that NPlewes is your Targeting VI...........
And that he can kill Banshees by staring them down,
All we know is *Assuming Direct Control*..........

[L.ast L.ife]

WestLakeDragon wrote...

Nplewes doesn't have to do Escort objectives. He told the game 'These aren't the Drones you're looking for'

OBI-WAN'D SWANK.

[CmnDwnWrkn]

NPlewes just destroyed and then reconstructed the entire universe so quickly you didn't even notice.

[Das Rouse]

This is starting to get old now. I am sorry but that's how I feel.

[Quarian_Lover]

Get a life :/

[RedJohn]

He is not instakilled by banshees, banshees are instakilled by him.

[Das Rouse]

Quarian_Lover wrote...

Get a life :/

I think I have one of those.  Just sitting here board at school.  At least I get next week off.  

[Pensrule1985]

josehinojos wrote...

This is starting to get old now. I am sorry but that's how I feel.

So dont open the f'n thread! Jesus people like to ****!

[Das Rouse]

Pensrule1985 wrote...

josehinojos wrote...

This is starting to get old now. I am sorry but that's how I feel.

So dont open the f'n thread! Jesus people like to ****!

I know I know, I told myself that too.

[Blarg]

 Reapers harvest civilization, NPlewes harvests Reapers.

[CmnDwnWrkn]

josehinojos wrote...

This is starting to get old now. I am sorry but that's how I feel.

ALERT: LOCK THIS THREAD IMMEDIATELY.  JOSEHINOJOS THINKS ITS STARTING TO GET OLD.  WE MUST WORK HARDER TO ENTERTAIN JOSEHINOJOS.

[Das Rouse]

CmnDwnWrkn wrote...

josehinojos wrote...

This is starting to get old now. I am sorry but that's how I feel.

ALERT: LOCK THIS THREAD IMMEDIATELY.  JOSEHINOJOS THINKS ITS STARTING TO GET OLD.  WE MUST WORK HARDER TO ENTERTAIN JOSEHINOJOS.

Pls do, if not then I'll have to come up with some more NPlewes stories.  Not that mine were bad in the first place.  

[Das Rouse]

To heck with it, here I go again.

NPlewes doesn't kill ravagers for sport, he baths in their blood.

[ProjectGemini07]

NPlewes deserves a better ending.

[Das Rouse]

NPlewes is so accurate and fast at shooting, he uses the Scorpion to put Smiley faces on Banshees faces for target practice.

[Das Rouse]

ProjectGemini07 wrote...

NPlewes deserves a better ending.

^win

[Jonata]

When NPlewes wants to solo Platinum matches he do not uses any class.
He uses a Swarmer.

[Lokiwithrope]

MORE JOKES!

Geth don't stunlock; NPlewes stunlocks them.
NPlewes can romance Vega.
NPlewes can solo Element Zero Difficulty.
NPlewes' choices mattered in the ME3 Ending.
NPlewes doesn't lose credits to the store; he donates them.
NPlewes doesn't need to go around the map for ammo boxes; he carries one with him.
NPlewes gets what he wants from the store.
NPlewes' N7 Fury causes Biotic Explosions just by being present.
NPlewes' N7 Destroyer has Multi-Arc Grenades as one of his powers.
NPlewes' N7 Devastator has a pylon that supplies Cains.
NPlewes' N7 Paladin can move with his Omni-Shield and still use his gun.
NPlewes' N7 Shadow has a palm blaster.
NPlewes' N7 Slayer has plot armor.
Reapers dismiss the claims of NPlewes.
Shepard may be able to assume control of the Reapers, but NPlewes can assume control of Shepard.

[Pensrule1985]

Lokiwithrope wrote...

Shepard may be able to assume control of the Reapers, but NPlewes can assume control of Shepard.

I knew it was indoctrination!

[DarthVarner]

Lokiwithrope wrote...

MORE JOKES!

Geth don't stunlock; NPlewes stunlocks them.
NPlewes can romance Vega.
NPlewes can solo Element Zero Difficulty.
NPlewes' choices mattered in the ME3 Ending.
NPlewes doesn't lose credits to the store; he donates them.
NPlewes doesn't need to go around the map for ammo boxes; he carries one with him.
NPlewes gets what he wants from the store.
NPlewes' N7 Fury causes Biotic Explosions just by being present.
NPlewes' N7 Destroyer has Multi-Arc Grenades as one of his powers.
NPlewes' N7 Devastator has a pylon that supplies Cains.
NPlewes' N7 Paladin can move with his Omni-Shield and still use his gun.
NPlewes' N7 Shadow has a palm blaster.
NPlewes' N7 Slayer has plot armor.
Reapers dismiss the claims of NPlewes.
Shepard may be able to assume control of the Reapers, but NPlewes can assume control of Shepard.

Improvements:

NPlewes doesn't romance Vega.  He waits for Vega to come to him.

NPlewes was the source of all Element Zero in seven separate universes.  We have Eezo by NPlewes's good will.

When NPlewes plays through ME3, none of the endings matter... because he barehandedly defeated all of the Reapers.  In space.  Without a suit.  Then everyone went home, and had cake.  Which wasn't a lie.  

NPlewes tells the store what he wants, and the store gives it to him.  NPlewes unlocked all ultra-rares to X before seeing a single Rare.  He then filled out his uncommons, but decided that was enough.  

After weekend events, NPlewes is not awarded commendation / reward weapons.  He rewards them to us.

NPlewes' N7 Fury has an Annihlation Field which lives up to the name; it is 100m in diameter and deals 40,000 damage per second.  He has had this character since ME3 was released.

The Krysae was nerfed because NPlewes decided the Reapers needed a fighting chance.  Or else it just wouldn't have been sporting.

[Das Rouse]

NPlewes punched a Brute so hard in the head that it pooped it out.

[LePetitRobot]

The Reapers watch "NPlewes Week" on the Discovery channel.

[AldarionnEB]

Bryan Johnson wrote...

Some say he lives in a cave and only comes out at night to give out the news on weekend operations, all we know is he is called the Plewes.

Or...

He is a producer who has been with the company, since Balders Gate 2

I stopped reading this thread after the Stig reference. It's all I needed to know.

The Shadow Broker should have gotten some of these references in that DLC. It would have been epic.

[BoomDynamite]

darkpassenger2342 wrote...

nplewes beat ron swanson in a drinking contest. and then a mustache contest.
 this thread is full of win.

No, no. Some say NPlewes IS Ron Swanson, the manliest man in the world.