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[MearasNZ]

NPlewes has donated one or all of his vital organs to the Salarian Science Self-Esteem Fund for Banshees.  And he can still kill Platinum-Obsidian-Diamond-Kryponite-Death Star Reapers blindfolded with both hands tied behind his back using only an Avenger 0.  While eating cake.  It's true.

Modifié par MearasNZ, 16 août 2012 - 08:18 .

[HashimSharif]

NPlewes is the shadow puppet of bioware forums, NPlewes may not be his real name

[CoolioThane]

Jos Hendriks wrote...

NPlewes is the challenge announcer we need, not the one we deserve.

NPlewes IS the Batman:

[Grinch57]

 

SalvationThroughDestruction wrote...

This is Nplewes' gun.

NPlewes' gun is made of solid gold, shoots mass accelerated diamonds with 9999 DPS and ejects platinum heat sinks that completely cancel heat generated by 99/100 shots.

Chuck Norris wishes he had a gun like NPlewes.

NPlewes' gun has an iPhone organically integrated into the grip, so he can more easily take first person vids of his solo platinum speed runs on Rio, Goddess and Reactor.

NPlewes' gun is not bling, it is just awesome, which is to say, for NPlewes, it just is.

[MoElfarri]

hahaha so much win in this thread

[Father_Jerusalem]

NPlewes talks about Fight Club.

[MIA115]

When NPlewes uses the Predator, all of the Aliens run away.

Sovereign only showed up for the ending because he was running from NPlewes for the rest of the game.

[Havok1369]

NPlewes get disconnected during a solo Platinum run using only his poker face as a weapon, that was Monday. The servers went down for "maintenance" immediately afterwards.

[Grinch57]

Father_Jerusalem wrote...

NPlewes talks about Fight Club.

Fight Club rules allow beg NPlewes to talk about Fight Club.

[ufc345]

NPlewes doesn't play Platinum. Platinum plays NPlewes.

[devon c greenwell]

Ryncol Light presents

The only being of genius
(The only being of geeenniusss)

Today we salute you Mr.NPlewes
(NPleeewwesssss)

Never before has there been some one that can be this epic
(Being epic is what I doooooo)

It dosent matter if the servers go down when you get online because you ARE the servers. Your level 1000 krogan drell N7 class speced at infinity times 2 can look at an atlas and blow it up, hack a geth prime by thinking and have banshees screaming and run away from you.
(Thats ritght run home and cry babyyyyy)

Chuck Norris want to be as cool as yo and harbinger wants to assume control
(Why this not worrrrking?)

So kick back in your chair of godlyness, kick up your thresher maw slippers that shoot thresher maws and crack open an ice cold rayncol light.
(I wish I was thhiiisssss guy!)

Modifié par devon c greenwell, 16 août 2012 - 10:03 .

[devon c greenwell]

Some say NPlewes has been here sincenbaulders gate 2, others say he got tired of dinosaurs and wanted something new to watch over.

Some say ME3 needs a better ending. NPlewes is that ending.

NPlewes created the IT theory to keep us from finding out that he controls the reapers AND Shepperd

[Onishiro]

If only we saw this many blue posts in the PC tech support forum..

[Das Rouse]

LePetitRobo wrote...

The Reapers watch "NPlewes Week" on the Discovery channel.

Now this is a good one^

[Yriss]

I haven't read this whole thread, but I am getting the feeling that NPlewes is the new Chuck Norris. Or maybe Chuck Norris' master.

[Grinch57]

Yriss wrote...

I haven't read this whole thread, but I am getting the feeling that NPlewes is the new Chuck Norris. Or maybe Chuck Norris' master.

Time to wear your sunglasses, because you sir, have a blinding flash of the obvious.

Just kidding, really.

Now go read the rest of the thread and report back.

[Yriss]

Grinch57 wrote...

Yriss wrote...

I haven't read this whole thread, but I am getting the feeling that NPlewes is the new Chuck Norris. Or maybe Chuck Norris' master.

Time to wear your sunglasses, because you sir, have a blinding flash of the obvious.

Just kidding, really.

Now go read the rest of the thread and report back.

I just did. All 9 pages of 'em (so far). I love how his legend just... started out of nowhere. Or rather... discovered suddenly after being hidden from mortal consciousness for eons.

[Kingston Atticus]

Jos Hendriks wrote...

NPlewes is the challenge announcer we need, not the one we deserve.

Oooh a Batman referance!

[Grinch57]

Yriss wrote...

Grinch57 wrote...

Yriss wrote...

I haven't read this whole thread, but I am getting the feeling that NPlewes is the new Chuck Norris. Or maybe Chuck Norris' master.

Time to wear your sunglasses, because you sir, have a blinding flash of the obvious.

Just kidding, really.

Now go read the rest of the thread and report back.

I just did. All 9 pages of 'em (so far). I love how his legend just... started out of nowhere. Or rather... discovered suddenly after being hidden from mortal consciousness for eons.

That'll do, Yriss, that'll do.

Modifié par Grinch57, 16 août 2012 - 11:55 .

[Jonata]

The best character in Mass Effect 3 Multiplayer is known as the N7 Plewes.

Modifié par Jonata, 17 août 2012 - 12:45 .

[lSweetJusticel]

NPlewes doesn't always announce the results....

But when he does it's an epic come-from-behind success.

[Seerezaro]

Theres a secret ending in which you meet Nplewes, noone has lived to tell about it.

[RecoonHoodie]

NPlewes is Chuck Norris godfather...

[Das Rouse]

It is said NPlewes Biotic Charged a cannibal so hard on Firebase Giant, it landed on Firebase Dagger.
Who needs Mass Relays?

Modifié par josehinojos, 17 août 2012 - 01:11 .

[darkpassenger2342]

BoomDynamite wrote...

darkpassenger2342 wrote...

nplewes beat ron swanson in a drinking contest. and then a mustache contest.
 this thread is full of win.

No, no. Some say NPlewes IS Ron Swanson, the manliest man in the world.

 Maybe... but we'll probably never know who this man is.