1. When you walk into random homes and try to simply take the stuff you find there. As the occupants try to call the police or beat you to death, you declare your status as a Grey Warden and argue that you require these things for your crusade against the blight.
You also try to recruit their dog into your ranks. XD
2. You run screaming from your local pet store when you encounter their new arrival of one giant monitor lizard, "IT'S THE ARCHDEMON!!!"
You know you've been playing too much when...
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#77
Posté 23 décembre 2009 - 08:56
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3. When you have your ear pierced, constantly going for a sun bath, and do not shave for weeks for an awesome Duncan look.
#78
Posté 23 décembre 2009 - 08:57
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You know ive seen you can get a body mod that makes your ears look like elf ears, just saying......
#79
Posté 23 décembre 2009 - 09:10
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Few87 wrote...
You know ive seen you can get a body mod that makes your ears look like elf ears, just saying......
WHERE?!
I NEED THIS!!!!!
WANTWANTWANTWANTWANTWANTNEEEEEEED!!!!
#80
Posté 23 décembre 2009 - 09:13
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you cant understand why u cant persuade your boss to give you a raise, and more time off w/ pay to help fight the blight. When u explain its becuase your a warden, and you need to save fereldin, he promptly asks you to pee in a cup for a 'Random" drug test.
#81
Posté 23 décembre 2009 - 09:36
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When you gather all kinds of stones and ask your neighbour's short son to enchant your everyday items.
#82
Posté 23 décembre 2009 - 09:53
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rayvioletta wrote...
you always hold down the tab key when playing any other games... (I keep finding myself doing this in WoW)
Quilty as charged in Oblivion, unfortunately that key opens the menu in that game
#83
Posté 23 décembre 2009 - 10:36
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...you start saying "Thank the Maker" but end up saying it more akin to how C3P0 said it in Star Wars and then that worries you even more because, well... you start making sure there is no blond, tanned and pointy eared fellows nearby.
...someone disapproves of your action so you buy them a gift hoping their approval of you will return.
...you start calling your best friends "Kadan"
...you suddenly find a solution to an issue you have been having and you say to yourself "Salroka, I'm back in the game!"
...you and your friends that play DAO greet each other by stating "Greetings my nug wrangling friend"
...you start saying 'Tis and 'Twas instead of "it is" and "it was"
...you hear someone say "softie" and you can't help but imagine Leliana saying it with the extended e
...you go hunting in forests for elfroots to make health pots
...you start digging up the ground in hope of hitting a lyrium vein that you can chisel lyrium dust from
...you are too scared to go out into the wilderness for fear of barbarians swooping down upon you
...you are too afraid to go into work because your boss reminds you of the broodmother
...you hear shrieking and immediately think something is going to burst out of the ground
..,you daren't go to the top of a tower for fear of either a big ogre or a bunch of abominations being up there ready to eat you or turn you into one of them.
...someone disapproves of your action so you buy them a gift hoping their approval of you will return.
...you start calling your best friends "Kadan"
...you suddenly find a solution to an issue you have been having and you say to yourself "Salroka, I'm back in the game!"
...you and your friends that play DAO greet each other by stating "Greetings my nug wrangling friend"
...you start saying 'Tis and 'Twas instead of "it is" and "it was"
...you hear someone say "softie" and you can't help but imagine Leliana saying it with the extended e
...you go hunting in forests for elfroots to make health pots
...you start digging up the ground in hope of hitting a lyrium vein that you can chisel lyrium dust from
...you are too scared to go out into the wilderness for fear of barbarians swooping down upon you
...you are too afraid to go into work because your boss reminds you of the broodmother
...you hear shrieking and immediately think something is going to burst out of the ground
..,you daren't go to the top of a tower for fear of either a big ogre or a bunch of abominations being up there ready to eat you or turn you into one of them.
#84
Posté 23 décembre 2009 - 11:31
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ejoslin wrote...
Indraugnir Caledor wrote...
You try to recruit the people living near to you into your army to help stop the Blight.
You think your local 'chirch' is actually either a covern of Malificar/Blood Mages or that it is a Chantry.
You get a big suprise and shout out "Andraste's Holy Knickers".
I actually have said "Maker's breath" . . . (I'm hanging my head now)
Lol, yeah I caught myself about to say "by the maker" a couple of times too.
#85
Posté 24 décembre 2009 - 12:44
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When you ask your borther for a rod of fire instead of a lighter.
When you are having a good dream late at night, you start to panic and try to wake up for you might never see the real world again because of the demons in the Fade.
When you are having a good dream late at night, you start to panic and try to wake up for you might never see the real world again because of the demons in the Fade.
#86
Posté 24 décembre 2009 - 01:07
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When you meet a girl that just happens to look suspiciously like Leliana and start dating her hoping that a french accent just happens...
#87
Posté 24 décembre 2009 - 01:57
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when ur in a crowd and one of ur friends farts, u ask who ate the cabbage.
when noone admits to it, your first response is.
com on now, stand up to it you giant ass, you birthed a cloud to be proud off.
when noone admits to it, your first response is.
com on now, stand up to it you giant ass, you birthed a cloud to be proud off.
#88
Posté 24 décembre 2009 - 02:04
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...you start looking online for pics of sexy girls cosplaying as Morrigan (and you find them!)
...you wonder where that dream of an Orlesian Noble's party fits into the main plot of the game.
...you wish the Arl would spare Jowan just long enough so he could kill Alistair for you, in the slowest most painful way blood magic can devise.
...you already have 3 different mod ideas in your head.
...you wonder where that dream of an Orlesian Noble's party fits into the main plot of the game.
...you wish the Arl would spare Jowan just long enough so he could kill Alistair for you, in the slowest most painful way blood magic can devise.
...you already have 3 different mod ideas in your head.
#89
Posté 24 décembre 2009 - 03:49
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your female elven healer is running around in wades superiour dragonebone plate for sh!tes and giggles.
#90
Posté 24 décembre 2009 - 02:11
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Zavrian wrote...
...you start looking online for pics of sexy girls cosplaying as Morrigan (and you find them!)
*look if noone hears me*
*whisper*: Link plz, quickly!
#91
Posté 24 décembre 2009 - 04:29
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when you make love to your wife and shout at the end ooohhhhhh leliana.
#92
Posté 24 décembre 2009 - 04:47
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When you stand in fire thinking it wont burn you..
#93
Posté 24 décembre 2009 - 10:40
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boomgosthedino wrote...
When you stand in fire thinking it wont burn you..
only if you wear nothin but underwear, however. How could you forget you need to be nude to be fire-immune?
And why is this a sign of playing too much, it´s reality, I did it at Andraste´s temple!!!!
[/irony off]
#95
Posté 25 décembre 2009 - 10:19
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When you catch the dog eating something it's not supposed to and proclaim "That damn mutt is in the Larder again!"
You try and convince your Girlfriend to say "Your Desire?" when you get her attention.
You get a wierd feeling and insist that your Warden sense is tingling.
You try and convince your Girlfriend to say "Your Desire?" when you get her attention.
You get a wierd feeling and insist that your Warden sense is tingling.
#96
Posté 25 décembre 2009 - 10:22
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Ok...
... you see a group of guys you'd rather avoid and mutter to yourself, "I'm sensing more Darkspawn!"
... you see a group of guys you'd rather avoid and mutter to yourself, "I'm sensing more Darkspawn!"
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Posté 26 décembre 2009 - 12:05
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1. You end a conversations by saying 'Chaos disapproves -10'.
2. You talk to your dog and get dissapointed it doesn't bring you anything, even if its a half eaten cake.
3. You get annoyed you don't have either a 'persuade' or 'intimidate' option when asking for a raise.
4. You want to become a lawyer instead of a plumber and search the web for a 'respec' mod to quicken the process.
5. You're in a first date that's worse then a 'horde of darkspawn' and you keep pressing the escape key to skip the dilogue.
2. You talk to your dog and get dissapointed it doesn't bring you anything, even if its a half eaten cake.
3. You get annoyed you don't have either a 'persuade' or 'intimidate' option when asking for a raise.
4. You want to become a lawyer instead of a plumber and search the web for a 'respec' mod to quicken the process.
5. You're in a first date that's worse then a 'horde of darkspawn' and you keep pressing the escape key to skip the dilogue.
Modifié par Chaos_1980, 26 décembre 2009 - 12:06 .
#98
Posté 26 décembre 2009 - 12:05
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I've caught myself thinking about things in terms of "sodding".
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Posté 26 décembre 2009 - 12:24
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1. You keep wondering if the mother who has raised you all these years is just grooming you to possess your body.
2. You look at the neighbor's dog that craps in your yard and wonder why your hound's dominance isn't working.
3. You go to every crazy-looking old man and demand he gives you the acorn.
4. Your boss keeps wondering why you would rather buy him gifts than get your projects done.
5. Your girlfriend gets mad if you pick anything other than the "Surprise me" option at the pearl.
2. You look at the neighbor's dog that craps in your yard and wonder why your hound's dominance isn't working.
3. You go to every crazy-looking old man and demand he gives you the acorn.
4. Your boss keeps wondering why you would rather buy him gifts than get your projects done.
5. Your girlfriend gets mad if you pick anything other than the "Surprise me" option at the pearl.
Modifié par Kurt5777, 26 décembre 2009 - 12:25 .
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Posté 26 décembre 2009 - 12:34
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SaintlPatrick wrote...
I've caught myself thinking about things in terms of "sodding".
Sodding job! Why do I have to work on Christmas Day!
Yeah, I play too much.
