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[Andy the Black]

Grand Admiral Cheesecake wrote...

Andy the Black wrote...

I think Jack is the most attractive female in the games (dem eyes, dem lips), though Liara is a close second. The reason you find her attractive is because she is designed to be attractive, as are all the LIs... except maybe Garrus.

Plus Liara (my canon LI btw) has Ali Hillis on VO who has a voice like melted butter.

Please we all know Garrus is one sexy SOB.

But you know who is really the hottest character in ME?

Harbinger.

I wanna assume me some control of that!

 *backs away slowly*

[Grand Admiral Cheesecake]

Andy the Black wrote...

Grand Admiral Cheesecake wrote...

Andy the Black wrote...

I think Jack is the most attractive female in the games (dem eyes, dem lips), though Liara is a close second. The reason you find her attractive is because she is designed to be attractive, as are all the LIs... except maybe Garrus.

Plus Liara (my canon LI btw) has Ali Hillis on VO who has a voice like melted butter.

Please we all know Garrus is one sexy SOB.

But you know who is really the hottest character in ME?

Harbinger.

I wanna assume me some control of that!

 *backs away slowly*

I KNOW YOU FEEL THIS.<3

[Han Shot First]

Grand Admiral Cheesecake wrote...

Han Shot First wrote...

Speaking of Garrus...

I never quite understood the push to make him an LI following Mass Effect 1. He's a cool character, but he also resembles an Emu. With some characters you can understand why their fans find them attractive even if you don't. Garrus does not fall into that category.

Roman space Raptors are freaking sexy, Also dat voice. End of story.

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Modifié par Han Shot First, 18 août 2012 - 08:20 .

[Grand Admiral Cheesecake]

Han Shot First wrote...

Grand Admiral Cheesecake wrote...

Han Shot First wrote...

Speaking of Garrus...

I never quite understood the push to make him an LI following Mass Effect 1. He's a cool character, but he also resembles an Emu. With some characters you can understand why their fans find them attractive even if you don't. Garrus does not fall into that category.

Roman space Raptors are freaking sexy, Also dat voice. End of story.

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I win.

[Han Shot First]

Grand Admiral Cheesecake wrote...

Han Shot First wrote...

Grand Admiral Cheesecake wrote...

Han Shot First wrote...

Speaking of Garrus...

I never quite understood the push to make him an LI following Mass Effect 1. He's a cool character, but he also resembles an Emu. With some characters you can understand why their fans find them attractive even if you don't. Garrus does not fall into that category.

Roman space Raptors are freaking sexy, Also dat voice. End of story.

.

I win.

Dat carapace? Dos talons? Dem mandibles?

Okaaay then.

[Grand Admiral Cheesecake]

Han Shot First wrote...

Grand Admiral Cheesecake wrote...

Han Shot First wrote...

Grand Admiral Cheesecake wrote...

Han Shot First wrote...

Speaking of Garrus...

I never quite understood the push to make him an LI following Mass Effect 1. He's a cool character, but he also resembles an Emu. With some characters you can understand why their fans find them attractive even if you don't. Garrus does not fall into that category.

Roman space Raptors are freaking sexy, Also dat voice. End of story.

.

I win.

Dat carapace? Dos talons? Dem mandibles?

Okaaay then.

Officer: Sir we've encountered alien life!
Admiral: Good, bring them in for peace talks, and by peace talks I mean sexy time.
Officer: Sir?
Admiral: Son we only ever got out of our solar system so we could bang aliens and have laser swords.

[Total Biscuit]

Han, I hate to tell you this, but there are people out there who get their rocks off by grinding live insects against their knackers.

And that's not just an isolated individual, that's whole groups, with professionally made mass produced porn films SERIES out there, all diddling themselves with giant cockroaches.

I hate to be the one to break this to you, but take the word of someone whose seen stuff that genuinely keeps me awake at night that others get themselves off over: no matter how sick you find somethig, somewhere many, MANY people, are getting turned on by it.

[Hrothdane]

While I'm happy to see a pro-Liara topic for once, I gotta say it's a little creepy.

Granted, I also think people wishing death upon someone for no other reason than annoying them is creepy too, albeit a different kind of creepy.

[Hannah Montana]

Total Biscuit wrote...

Hannah Montana wrote...

I find myself pleasuring myself to her.

I choose to interpret this post literally. That you honestly just found yourself doing it without realising, like you went to make a dialogue choice (obviously you weren't playing 3, ho ho!) couldn't, glanced down and went "What the hell am I doing?!?!" surprised to find your hand where it shouldn't be.

Mastorbatary Tourette's, basically

There is a thread about her, if you ever need to satisfy your thirst.
www.holdtheline.com/forums/fan-art.13/

[Omni-Science2]

Biscuit dude made me lose his namesake that I had for lunch, thanks.

She's a freaky looking blue woman alien.

Her and Tali are really hot. In fact, ME3 and LotSB have convinced me to replay the series and be with Liara.

I would tap both of them any day, like the fist of an angry Reaper-God.

[GenericEnemy]

You're all fools.

Wrex is the sexiest mofo in Mass Effect. You'd do well to remember that.

[LilLino]

All Asari are hot. They are a race of hot-bisexual chicks. Too bad I reaaally dislike Liara's voice.

Oh and Turians are sexy too, me wants Turian chicks.

[Han Shot First]

Total Biscuit wrote...

Han, I hate to tell you this, but there are people out there who get their rocks off by grinding live insects against their knackers.

And that's not just an isolated individual, that's whole groups, with professionally made mass produced porn films SERIES out there, all diddling themselves with giant cockroaches.

I hate to be the one to break this to you, but take the word of someone whose seen stuff that genuinely keeps me awake at night that others get themselves off over: no matter how sick you find somethig, somewhere many, MANY people, are getting turned on by it.

I was just about to go to bed before I read that post. Thanks for the nightmares I'm now sure to have!

I now have no choice but to break out the big guns in retaliation:

[Grand Admiral Cheesecake]

GenericEnemy wrote...

You're all fools.

Wrex is the sexiest mofo in Mass Effect. You'd do well to remember that.

Hey hey hey.

While Wrexy is without a doubt one of the sexiest beings in the milky way he still doesn't hold a candle to Harby.


Hmm that reaper can assume direct control of me any time.

[Richter09_3D]

Grand Admiral Cheesecake wrote...

GenericEnemy wrote...

You're all fools.

Wrex is the sexiest mofo in Mass Effect. You'd do well to remember that.

Hey hey hey.

While Wrexy is without a doubt one of the sexiest beings in the milky way he still doesn't hold a candle to Harby.


Hmm that reaper can assume direct control of me any time.

This thread continues to get creepier and creepier...

[Grand Admiral Cheesecake]

Richter09_3D wrote...

Grand Admiral Cheesecake wrote...

GenericEnemy wrote...

You're all fools.

Wrex is the sexiest mofo in Mass Effect. You'd do well to remember that.

Hey hey hey.

While Wrexy is without a doubt one of the sexiest beings in the milky way he still doesn't hold a candle to Harby.


Hmm that reaper can assume direct control of me any time.

This thread continues to get creepier and creepier...

Great success!

[GenericEnemy]

Grand Admiral Cheesecake wrote...

GenericEnemy wrote...

You're all fools.

Wrex is the sexiest mofo in Mass Effect. You'd do well to remember that.

Hey hey hey.

While Wrexy is without a doubt one of the sexiest beings in the milky way he still doesn't hold a candle to Harby.


Hmm that reaper can assume direct control of me any time.

Meh, Harby is a little too lean for my tastes. Wrex has dem scars, dem muscles...

(Also, to answer the OP's question, Liara has a very pleasing complexion and body. She still doesn't hold a candle to Wrex though.)

Modifié par GenericEnemy, 18 août 2012 - 08:50 .

[Jackums]

fiendishchicken wrote...

As far as real life models go, Yvonne Strahovski (Miranda) wins hands down, bar none, end of story.

[Inquisitor Recon]

It was a simple question, and look where this topic went...

[Total Biscuit]

JackumsD wrote...

fiendishchicken wrote...

As far as real life models go, Yvonne Strahovski (Miranda) wins hands down, bar none, end of story.

See, I actually find Strahovski puts me off Miranda. Too skinny, not as curvy and the blonde hair doesn't work with her complexion for me.

But then whatever floats your boat really. There is no right or wrong with what's attractive.

Except Natalie Cassidy. She's nothing but wrong *Shudders*

Modifié par Total Biscuit, 18 août 2012 - 09:01 .

[Han Shot First]

Shortly after the release of Mass Effect 3 I created this random and pointless poll about which LI the fanbase thought was most physically attractive. 1,678 people voted which is a fairly decent sample size.

Liara finished first with 22% of the vote, Miranda second with 16%, and Tali third with 14%.

Out of 1678 votes Diana Allers got a grand total of 4 and Jacob got 3.

Modifié par Han Shot First, 18 août 2012 - 09:02 .

[Haargel]

Most Asari's I encountered are hotter then Liara. Only Samara looks worse.

[I SOLD MY SOUL TO BIOWARE]

Liara is fairly hot - the Normandy's air conditioning has been broken for about five days now. Asari tend to heat up faster than the others, the poor girl needed to put some fans in her room to avoid overheating.

[jahaa]

Because she has the face of a beautiful girl, a perfect body and a suggestive voice. But it was her personality that made me love her more and more with each new game. She is the only one that loves and cares for Shepard. The rest are here for the ride, but she will stay forever with Shepard no matter what.