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NPC's you'd throw on the Anvil


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#26
SarEnyaDor

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oooh - let's add Valena, the Redcliff smith's daughter, her scream is like nails on the chalk board and I want to punch her everytime I open that freakin' door.

Modifié par SarEnyaDor, 22 décembre 2009 - 09:39 .


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Taleroth

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Thinking on it, I think I'd consider sticking Herr Uhl on the Anvil. He's practically an NPC, anyway.

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DPSSOC

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The Angry One wrote...

You'd turn people you hate into nigh-invulnerable steel killing machines.
Yes, this makes sense.


Nigh-invulnerable killing machines with a control rod.

Unlike WIlhelm I won't mess with what works.

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Taleroth wrote...

Thinking on it, I think I'd consider sticking Herr Uhl on the Anvil. He's practically an NPC, anyway.


But I am quite fond of my jiggly bits.

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andybuiadh

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I would put Cardin on the anvil to see what happens.



Maybe the universe will implode?

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Exploding8

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I'd agree with Keili



I'd also put:

Anora - Double Crossing ****!

Morrigan - Thanks for questioning my authority throughout the game AND abandoning me last second.

Zevran - ...



Now they get to go through indescribable pain AND they have to bow to my every whim >:D


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Indraugnir Caledor

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Exploding8 wrote...

I'd agree with Keili

I'd also put:
Anora - Double Crossing ****!
Morrigan - Thanks for questioning my authority throughout the game AND abandoning me last second.
Zevran - ...

Now they get to go through indescribable pain AND they have to bow to my every whim >:D


Just remember to make ALL modelling tweeks during the creation process and NOT AFTER or they will turn on you and make you go squish.

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jennamarae

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Indraugnir Caledor wrote...

Nice, but with that option you may still be forced to listen to her screams which may or may not also get on your nerves.


Darn it... It sounded like a good idea.. Maybe we could use that control rod and order her to be silent and then "accidentally" knock her into the lava. :D

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TMZuk

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Wynne! Oh, do I despise that self-righteous old cow!

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Branka, since she thinks so highly of having golems around.

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Indraugnir Caledor

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jennamarae wrote...

Indraugnir Caledor wrote...

Nice, but with that option you may still be forced to listen to her screams which may or may not also get on your nerves.


Darn it... It sounded like a good idea.. Maybe we could use that control rod and order her to be silent and then "accidentally" knock her into the lava. :D


Forget the "accidentally" knock her into the lava bit and just order her to smack her head agains a wall several times and then to drop into the lava feet first.

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Indraugnir Caledor wrote...

Forget the "accidentally" knock her into the lava bit and just order her to smack her head agains a wall several times and then to drop into the lava feet first.


Ooh, I like it! Much simpler than trying to knock over a 10-ft tall stone mass too, I'd imagine.

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Indraugnir Caledor

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jennamarae wrote...

Indraugnir Caledor wrote...

Forget the "accidentally" knock her into the lava bit and just order her to smack her head agains a wall several times and then to drop into the lava feet first.


Ooh, I like it! Much simpler than trying to knock over a 10-ft tall stone mass too, I'd imagine.


And a whole load of fun to do as well.
Muhahahahaaaaaa

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Sir Ulrich Von Lichenstien

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Tali... oops wrong game



Captain of the Guard in Orzammar - That'll teach him for being snarky with the wardens.

Cullen - Finally a way to make him 'stay strong' lol

Sarel - Dalish elf jerk turned into stone golem, niiiice

Bandit gang on the highway going into Lothering - When I said I wanted them as soldiers I meant golem soldiers not squishy ones

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Anya_Mornhaven

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Kelli: Fearful, whining bint. The Maker was conveniently absent when my lady mage scoured the Magi's tower clean of demons.

Chasind Doomsayer: For his nasal, shrill voice and speading low morale throughout Lothering.

Morrigan: Too short-sighted and obnoxious. In future playthroughs, I'm going to spare Flemeth; for an ancient abomination, she's deceptively humble, mellow and wise (and one of my favourite characters). That, and it's possible that Mommy will return in a later game, in one form or another.

Caladrius: Vile slaver. He has a penchant for the more brutal forms of Blood Magic, and the Anvil is fueled by an equally harsh method. Ha!

Modifié par Anya_Mornhaven, 22 décembre 2009 - 11:11 .


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Seblin

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What would happen if you killed the Archdemon, allowed its soul to take form in a Darkspawn then forged that darkspawn into a Golem.



My head just exploded.




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Morrigan, Isolde, Jowan, Cullen, Bhelen, Harrowmont, Zathrian, ARL HOWE!!, BRANKA....

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TMZuk wrote...
Wynne! Oh, do I despise that self-righteous old cow!

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 ^ but only if you can make a mute one .


most definetly the store guy for the elfs .he pissed me off so much .and ive always liked elves in all
my readings. but he really ticked me off so much on my first playthrough i chose to side with the werewolfs an kill the elfs..and then my character because i screwed up my build lol.

Modifié par MOTpoetryION, 23 décembre 2009 - 12:04 .


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Dracotamer

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Anora....



Teach her to betray me!



Also Behlen.

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The Angry One

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Seblin wrote...

What would happen if you killed the Archdemon, allowed its soul to take form in a Darkspawn then forged that darkspawn into a Golem.

My head just exploded.


Transforming robot dragon.

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ChickenDownUnder

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Branka



She is all about sacrificing for the greater good, after all.

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The Angry One

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ChickenDownUnder wrote...

Branka

She is all about sacrificing for the greater good, after all.


Well she's more like sacrificing everyone else for the greater good..

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ChickenDownUnder

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Consider it poetic justice, without the actual poetry.

Great, now I've got the image of a golem reciting Edgar Allen Poe.

Modifié par ChickenDownUnder, 23 décembre 2009 - 12:45 .


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fkirenicus

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Dracotamer wrote...

Anora....


Yep, forgot her... :)

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The Angry One

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Say I wonder what you'd get if you put a werewolf in there.

A fitting fate for Swiftrunner, I say.