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NPC's you'd throw on the Anvil


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#51
Skadi_the_Evil_Elf

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SarEnyaDor wrote...

oooh - let's add Valena, the Redcliff smith's daughter, her scream is like nails on the chalk board and I want to punch her everytime I open that freakin' door.



hahaha, yes!  Her and that whiny wench Caitlyn in the Chantry. I really hate whining pathetic females who seriously can't get a frigging grip long enough to figure out a way out of their situation.

I'd like to throw just about every Chantry priestess/brother on the Anvil. I really wish you had an option to smack Chantry personnel through the game, but, ahh, well.

Anora and Isolde, definitely. But only if you could install mute bittons on the new golems. And that Dalish story teller. Irritating preachy twit. Again, mute buttons mandatory.

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The Angry One

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I blame Arl Eamon's sexist regime for the whiny females in Redcliffe.

Put Eamon on the Anvil, I say!

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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf

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The Angry One wrote...

I blame Arl Eamon's sexist regime for the whiny females in Redcliffe.
Put Eamon on the Anvil, I say!



You might be right. It seems the whinging female population is heavily based in Redcliffe. They didn't even whine that much in Lothering.

Maybe it's something in the water, or Teagan just aint spreading his love around enough.

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SarEnyaDor wrote...

All of the Crimson Oars for threatening to ****** in my skull - that was rude and hurtful...

...and hilarious!

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So true - but, I'm sort of attached to my skull and like it to remain a ******-free zone. Posted Image

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Taleroth

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Ehh, skulls are really only optional equipment. Somebody might as well get use out of it.

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andybuiadh wrote...

Taleroth wrote...

I still can't believe I'm the only one who thinks Isolde's voice is kind of hot.


www.youtube.com/watch

:blink:


Oh wow. Chinese water torture DA/youtube style. Ouch, so... ouch.

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JRCHOharry

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Send Kolgrim to the anvil.

In fact send the whole of the Lothering population while your at it too.

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Loghain would have been the ultimate golem. You take the best tactician Ferelden has to offer, add a couple of unforgiveable crimes and on top of that sprinkle a little bit of eternal torment, while still serving his country.

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Skellimancer wrote...

andybuiadh wrote...

Taleroth wrote...

I still can't believe I'm the only one who thinks Isolde's voice is kind of hot.


www.youtube.com/watch

:blink:


Worse than a rick roll! :lol:

It's... Isolde roll'd.

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DPSSOC wrote...

Hey just finished Orzammar on my latest run through and was thinking about how the anvil works.  So I immediately started thinking of characters in the game I'd like to turn into Golem's as a "fate worse than death" option.


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Lotion Soronnar wrote...

DPSSOC wrote...

Hey just finished Orzammar on my latest run through and was thinking about how the anvil works.  So I immediately started thinking of characters in the game I'd like to turn into Golem's as a "fate worse than death" option.


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There are worse fates.

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The Angry One wrote...

You'd turn people you hate into nigh-invulnerable steel killing machines.
Yes, this makes sense.


Who said that we would actually make a working golem out of these people? We may just put them through the process and then before completion we decide that the whole thing was a 'reject' and throw the 'scrap' into the river of lava.

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There's nobody that I really hate that badly.

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Cybercat999

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Alistair.

I came from liking the guy in my first game to getting irritated, annoyed and utterly disliking him in my 9th one. I cant stand his whiny voice anymore and when I hear that bratty "heeeey" I want to slap his face. I never knew I could be so irritated by a pixel male failure, I thought that was reserved for rl ones.

Anyway, I wish there was an option to push him over that bridge in Ostragar, turning him into golem might be fine too only if he gets permanent Stone Aura and remains in one place far away from my PC forever.


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Original182

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Is there anyone you could possibly like after 9 games? :lol:

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Squiggles1334

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Alistair can't shield bash as a golem.

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The Angry One wrote...

ChickenDownUnder wrote...

Branka

She is all about sacrificing for the greater good, after all.


Well she's more like sacrificing everyone else for the greater good..


Yes, but she likes to think of herself as a leader, a Paragon. Therefore, let's have her lead by example.

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Leliana. I can't stand nutty zealots. Also Anora because she's a spoiled brat that thinks she's the only person in the world that would make a good ruler. And Isolde of course for all the reasons everyone else mentioned. Add to that every single reverend mother and Cullen.

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Original182 wrote...

Is there anyone you could possibly like after 9 games? :lol:


Yes, Anora. I wish I could "harden" her, wipe out Ferelden, conquer Orlais and Qun and establish new Tevinter Imperium.